Join the most popular community of Irish swingers now
Login
Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly
Forum
Sex God
A Few quick Points to help you enjoy the site more.
Welcome to ' ' and thanks for joining.
Many new members are nervous and can be a bit intimidated by the Chat Rooms.
Here are some pointers to help you along and enhance your enjoyment of
Moderators: Profiles with a yellow or Grey star are Moderators or 'mods'.
Mods are other site members who volunteer their own time to help maintain the site. They enjoy the chat as much as everyone else whilst at the same time keeping a level of civility in the rooms.
If you are having issues with abuse etc in a room and there is no moderator in the same room just try one of the other rooms and one of us will endeavour to help you out.
Whispering: When you are in a Chat room you can receive or send whispers to other members in that room which only you and the other person can see.
If you desire to speak to them in private, please ask in main chat may you whisper them, if they agree you can highlight the members name in the left hand side bar and you are in whisper mode to them.**Please ensure you are in whisper all that time as it can be embarrassing if a whisper goes accidently public ;-)**
Please remember its best practice to ask permission to whisper someone before you do, and please accept 'no thank you' as they may be in a conversation with others.
Repeated whispering to a person without their permission or in a manner that harasses them is frowned upon and you will be asked to cease if it disrupts the chat, or kicked from the chat room if you refuse to heed warnings from Moderators to do so.
LBGT Members: With the nature of the site you will encounter Gay, bi, Lesbian, and Transgender members. These members have the same right as everyone else to be on the site, abusive behaviour towards such members is totally unacceptable regardless of your personal opinions;
abusive behaviour to these members because of particular opinions or beliefs is unacceptable and is not tolerated on the site.
Site rules: As with most new things it Helps to read the operators manual, and in the case with this site the 'site rules' are worth a quick perusal of so as to familiarize oneself with the rules and what can and cannot be said on site, it helps keep things running smoothly and you cannot say you were not familiar with the rules if you happen to break any.
The Main chat room can get very busy and moves very fast at times.
You will normally find 'quieter' rooms which may suit you better until you get the hang of things.
Happy Chatting!!!
Welcome to ' ' and thanks for joining.
Many new members are nervous and can be a bit intimidated by the Chat Rooms.
Here are some pointers to help you along and enhance your enjoyment of
Moderators: Profiles with a yellow or Grey star are Moderators or 'mods'.
Mods are other site members who volunteer their own time to help maintain the site. They enjoy the chat as much as everyone else whilst at the same time keeping a level of civility in the rooms.
If you are having issues with abuse etc in a room and there is no moderator in the same room just try one of the other rooms and one of us will endeavour to help you out.
Whispering: When you are in a Chat room you can receive or send whispers to other members in that room which only you and the other person can see.
If you desire to speak to them in private, please ask in main chat may you whisper them, if they agree you can highlight the members name in the left hand side bar and you are in whisper mode to them.**Please ensure you are in whisper all that time as it can be embarrassing if a whisper goes accidently public ;-)**
Please remember its best practice to ask permission to whisper someone before you do, and please accept 'no thank you' as they may be in a conversation with others.
Repeated whispering to a person without their permission or in a manner that harasses them is frowned upon and you will be asked to cease if it disrupts the chat, or kicked from the chat room if you refuse to heed warnings from Moderators to do so.
LBGT Members: With the nature of the site you will encounter Gay, bi, Lesbian, and Transgender members. These members have the same right as everyone else to be on the site, abusive behaviour towards such members is totally unacceptable regardless of your personal opinions;
abusive behaviour to these members because of particular opinions or beliefs is unacceptable and is not tolerated on the site.
Site rules: As with most new things it Helps to read the operators manual, and in the case with this site the 'site rules' are worth a quick perusal of so as to familiarize oneself with the rules and what can and cannot be said on site, it helps keep things running smoothly and you cannot say you were not familiar with the rules if you happen to break any.
The Main chat room can get very busy and moves very fast at times.
You will normally find 'quieter' rooms which may suit you better until you get the hang of things.
Happy Chatting!!!
Sex God
Quote by user=BullAndBoo
Hun, you might want to go see the 'femidom' thread for more mentions of girth. I can't give you a measurement from our side, as Bull only gets back home tomorrow. Even then I might not be able to help you, as I only have a DIY builder's type measuring tape here, the kind with the stiff metal strip. I doubt he'd appreciate if, in the middle of our passionate reunion, I whipped that out and started trying to figure out how to measure his girth with it.
I do know that when it's ready for action, I can close my thumb and middle finger around it, and that fits perfectly.
However, if this matter is of scientific interest to this community, I'm sure i can go and buy a sewing measuring tape today, which will probably be much more practical for the purpose, and lovingly measure Bull's cock when we're home from the airport and naked together. The one will probably follow the other in as short a time as possible, but I will have to bring him home first.
Watch this space for further developments.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Images of Boo chasing poor bull around the bedroom with a tape measure.:scared:
well I have been told mines a nice thickness, and I think girth technically would be more important than length i'd imagine, unless of course yer woman likes ya smacking yer bell end off her ovaries everytime ya 'bottom out' inside her.
Sex God
Ok first of all, are you going out wit her 44 weeks..or have you a problem typing?
If you are with her 44 weeks and she has issue with you calling her pussy ah erm pussy..thatsd her bad luck...I think vagina is the most horrbile word for it, well I mean nothing sexy about the word. and The C word, well thats just rude....unless used in moderation and at the request of said lady.
Have you tried the following?
See what she thinks.
Furburger,
Gash,
Flange,
Gowl,
fallujah,
worlds smallest hotel(Lad's, ya have to leave your bag outside
)
The list goes on.
)
The list goes on. Sex God
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
Sex God
Quote by user=deliciousshabba
why do i want to fuck u all day and nite and why are u so good at blowjobs
im gud at blojobs because for a long time i used to say no to sex and give the guy a blojob to shut him up...lol also because i enjoy them so much and u know i do....also for real thou, i watch a lot of porn and learn from the experts, i use loads of saliva, i look up at u with sexy eyes, i put pressure on it, i moan as i do it, why the fuk wouldnt i be good lol...
ok as for why do u wanna fuk me....i seriously doubt its jst me u wanna fuk but other people wanna fuk me cos im horny, i have big tits, i look innocent, em i have a nice personality ?? lol
A very horned up Makemyday0126 says:
Donna, Yes yes and yes again to all that!!.
Feck it I should have asked in Bonnys the other night if you'd demonstrate yer skills. I Love a girl that makes eye contact as she sucks ..hur hur..Ok need to jump in the river now..Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Sex God
Hornydub, Thank you very much for finding and showing us that article.
Boo, Thank you for your insight and stating of the simple fact this was lazy 'gutter' journalism.
This pseudo high moral ground that this article proports to is a joke as such, and unfortounately many won't be able to read between the lines. It is clearly targeted to tick the box's and stoke the fire of people that choose to believe a certain un-informed notion they have in they're head.
as boo said, if they bothered to reseach the subject they would fine equally sensational stories of the social side of the lifestyle, the great benefits that people who partake in it enjoy, but alas no that wouldnt sell papers, and hence they have resorted, like so many times, to just playing on the fears and misconcieved opions of a few.
Sex God
I personally have never fallen asleep watching a pussy, but then again we could be on two different pages here ;-).
I had a problem with a cat like that once, so I just put an electric fence up around the lawn.
twas a grand i dea til one night, whilst yours truely was slightly innebriated by the local ale houses wholesome wares, I tripped over the fucking thing and managed to electrocute meself whilst the neighbours tabby and the white persian fooker pointed and laughed.
i cried a little that night.
Make.
Congrats on your own thread Deli hun.
Sex God
Once again a great night by Great Hosts,
Thank you Bonny and Clyde for making me and everyone so welcome in your home.
Thank's G and M for all the hard work.
It was great meeting all the old faces I know and meeting the new ones as well. I think we'll all agree a great night was had by all.
Roll on the next one.
Sex God
Still fuming over the crap thats been Fabricated about these two great people who we all have to thank for facilitating us to meet other great people at the meet and greets.
I've met them both a few times and Two finer individuals you won't meet.
Fuck the pseudo high moral ground this 'Rag' is claiming to preech from.
The site as a collective, and myself will offer you all the support you need.
Makemyday0126
Sex God
Quote by user=addiesfun
Yesterday I found out that I am never too old to learn, that during anal sex,some people karate chop a partner on the back of the neck, seems it induces a more intense orgasm.
The thump causes the person to tighten their anal muscles..
Well to hell with perfect orgasms, anyone attempting to karate chop me on the back of the neck,would end up a bloody eunuch!!
Would that be from the violent reaction of yer anal muscles instantaneously snapping closed, or you'd get up and take a knife to him loreena Bobbit style?
Thanks warsp,
Jaysus nibbs thats just wrong....yuk.
Here Adies come here to me pet and I rub it for ya.:sticky: