I spread bovril on toast...some mock me and can't understand it.
No Idea why.
...er doras...feckin hell we in recession, be the side of the road the way things are going next.
Er well addies me being of a rural leaning and living in the wilderness withnothing only stones peat and the occaisional tractor for company i was speaking from my own perspective, where be a fancy city girl in her stockings be going, she need to wear something more practical to go trapesing across the fields with me.
Hi Monthony,
welcome to Swing4.
as a rule on here that seems to be written somewhere i cant see:O, the cock pic seem's to be the norm, but from speaking to a lot of ladies and couples on here they would prefer a face and pic, (where your privacy is not an issue of course)
Even though an all encompassing statement 'Seen one cock ...seen them all' Ive often heard said, Best thing i suggest is post whatever is comfortable for you.
Hi There and welcome to the site, have fun.
Boo:
I didnt think anyone read the pamphlets in them things.
As Buxy said Practice makes perfect and Mr Boo wont mind I am sure, before ya know you'll finding fun ways to slip them on.
Ah God no Boo you've offended no one I'd say.
Typical dora dragging this thread into disrepute....was going to have a sausage sarnie for lunch but ya put me right off now.:O
12 monkey's...( does that count?)
You were probably going about it the wrong way, and it was deleted. If you say things like, 'Hi having a get togetther in a hotel want to meet' It would be deleted, thats not a party its a 'lets meet up' topic and for the lets meet up thread.
Party should be along the line you have a venue, you have a time( but dont name the venue..discretionary of course) and then give a general gist of what the party is about.
Having deleted numerous ads from party section that dont belong there thats my tuppence worth.
ah well ya see deep down all us men love to show off our mickeys, Its a hardwired thing in the brain as the cock in times of no clothes was shown to be the sign of virility or some crap, and then also there is the thing most eejits believe all the crap about the size of the cock is the only thing that should matter and the numerous mickey shots will have the ladies coming in theyre droves.
I have a mickey shot but only send it to those that ask to see it, Feck it I prefer to show mine in person..lol.
But No I think Boo sadly this age old thing of the mickey display is unfortounately a thing that ya get used to on sites like this, and a lot of men are afraid that they might be recognised If they have face pics on a profile because they could be doing the dirty or the boss might recognise them.
Hay sheds are good this time of year, Provided thers hay still In them, failing that silage can be quiet warm when its opened.
I'm Going to have to wear something else now, Mjj aint going now so my investment in the 'Bay city Rollers' PJ Giftset was a wasted investment.
Ah well.
Roll On saturday I say ;-)
Hi Flipper, and welcome.
The best advice I can give ya is get a feel for the site fiorst and chats always a good place to start. Have fun.
:bounce:....meeting Doinna last night
I reckon a sense of Humour is great, Has stood me well for years,I've Giggle me way into womens hearst and knickers lol.