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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly

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I spread bovril on toast...some mock me and can't understand it. No Idea why.
Quote by user=dora
thats what we have been saying ffs....' hairy teeth' yey

**DHL's Teeth De-hairer to casa el Dora**
...er doras...feckin hell we in recession, be the side of the road the way things are going next. Er well addies me being of a rural leaning and living in the wilderness withnothing only stones peat and the occaisional tractor for company i was speaking from my own perspective, where be a fancy city girl in her stockings be going, she need to wear something more practical to go trapesing across the fields with me.
Hi Monthony, welcome to Swing4. as a rule on here that seems to be written somewhere i cant see:O, the cock pic seem's to be the norm, but from speaking to a lot of ladies and couples on here they would prefer a face and pic, (where your privacy is not an issue of course) Even though an all encompassing statement 'Seen one cock ...seen them all' Ive often heard said, Best thing i suggest is post whatever is comfortable for you.
Boo: I didnt think anyone read the pamphlets in them things. As Buxy said Practice makes perfect and Mr Boo wont mind I am sure, before ya know you'll finding fun ways to slip them on.
Ah God no Boo you've offended no one I'd say. Typical dora dragging this thread into disrepute....was going to have a sausage sarnie for lunch but ya put me right off now.:O
Quote by user=loverman1977
a women in stockings and suspenders outdoors is so hot

...til she walks through a bunch of briars....ouch.
Quote by user=puddles1
the more hair the better,bald is the way you were i think if someone likes it bald,there is a problem.

You've obviously never gotten a mouthful of pubes!!!
Quote by user=silkyboxers
Who is Chuck Norris??

thats show business....
what ever happened to Walker Texas Ranger...was he in jellystone park with Yogi n Bobo? :giggle:
Its Boo boo...christ bobo was a clown!! *smacks silky upside the head*.....:sparring:
Quote by user=loverman1977
donna u know i sleep naked dont u and so do u

Quote by user=deliciousdonna
liar! sometimes i wear a g-string and remember that time i went to bed clothed after kilkenny and u had to strip me....??

Awww....Pillow talk :O.
I think I might just come in a cape and goggles, feck it will be bit different.:smoke:
You were probably going about it the wrong way, and it was deleted. If you say things like, 'Hi having a get togetther in a hotel want to meet' It would be deleted, thats not a party its a 'lets meet up' topic and for the lets meet up thread. Party should be along the line you have a venue, you have a time( but dont name the venue..discretionary of course) and then give a general gist of what the party is about. Having deleted numerous ads from party section that dont belong there thats my tuppence worth.
ah well ya see deep down all us men love to show off our mickeys, Its a hardwired thing in the brain as the cock in times of no clothes was shown to be the sign of virility or some crap, and then also there is the thing most eejits believe all the crap about the size of the cock is the only thing that should matter and the numerous mickey shots will have the ladies coming in theyre droves. I have a mickey shot but only send it to those that ask to see it, Feck it I prefer to show mine in person..lol. But No I think Boo sadly this age old thing of the mickey display is unfortounately a thing that ya get used to on sites like this, and a lot of men are afraid that they might be recognised If they have face pics on a profile because they could be doing the dirty or the boss might recognise them.
Quote by user=BullAndBoo
lol Make, never thought I'd get an engineer's pov, ha ha!
Don't know if it's his size or just our clumsiness, not being used to the things, he's 7 inches (yes, I measured him last night, not exactly romantic: come here darling, ooh yes, mm, suck lick and then I hauled out this builder's measuring tape...)
I'll have a look at those larger ones, thanks, don't want it falling off either, I suppose *grins*.

I am sure Mr Bull didnt disaprove of your Modus operandi lol.
Ah Jaysus condoms arent hard to get for 7 inches I imagine, yee must be wearing oven gloves tring to put them on him Boo lol.
Hay sheds are good this time of year, Provided thers hay still In them, failing that silage can be quiet warm when its opened.
Quote by user=bigjayo14
bull was with a girl who used them, she gets no enjoyment and there not that reliable either, sum them up, there rubbish!!!!!!

Shame on you Bigjayo, getting poor bull In trouble like that.duel
Well I havent ever met a girl using such apparaus, simple old rubbers for me,
though being an engineer, i imagine they are woeful Looking things , do you sellotape the ends to the lips or what? must be unsightly yokes when not in use?
I'm Going to have to wear something else now, Mjj aint going now so my investment in the 'Bay city Rollers' PJ Giftset was a wasted investment. Ah well. Roll On saturday I say ;-)
Hi Boo, Well as a regular adonis meself I cant see past my own perfection...Sniggerrolleyes who am I kidding..lol. Nah, I am a big fella with the odd qware bit hanging out here and there, and I found the more I got into swinging The more comfortable I have gotten with being naked in front of groups of people, and the less of a crap I give about others opinions, Feck it a 6 pack would be nice, but my 'Keg' holds more beer so I am a more economical investment at parties....:thrilled: I think that if we were all glistening carbon copies of each other things would get boring very Fast, and I for one have acceptance of who I am and if others dont like, move along the line please. At the end of the day I think that whats between the ears is a far more importnat attribute as it controls all the other bits and Peoples inert sexyness and intelligence do a lot more for me than a stereotypical 'Perfect figure' Just me Few bob. Make.
Hi Flipper, and welcome. The best advice I can give ya is get a feel for the site fiorst and chats always a good place to start. Have fun.
....oh ya big show off Buxyduel Welcome to swing Bullandboo, what a nice forthright introduction, hope you enjoy your time with us and There are loads of nice friendly helpful people here that will be more than willing to talk with you and make your time here enjoyable.
worshipBrilliant Warsp, have seen a lot of them on the net but some great new ones in it, my personal favourite 'Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.' duel
'Stand clear'...***grabs defibrillator attached to dildo and jumpstarts addies sex life*** She be ok now..give her a few minutes duel They did a experiment in some university years ago and they found women were attracted to certain men by theyre smell, its a known fact that phermones also help match up differing immune systems, because if two partners have a similar immune system the hard wiring of the brain makes the other smell unattractive to them, its to help strenghten the immune of any possibly offspring genetic variation. ....yes I know I read too much, but I do recommend, 'Men are from sperm women are from eggs' Great book, and feckin hilariously written. p.s. Manti, the poll makes no sense, shouldnt we have options?..I just voted for the craic as a big red circle at the top of the thread brightens up the place a bitblink
I reckon a sense of Humour is great, Has stood me well for years,I've Giggle me way into womens hearst and knickers lol.