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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly
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Sex God
Dear Addies Dora,
For years now I have been hampered by an awful addiction to women, Its a terrible condition that manifests itself in terrible flirting and suggestive comments, Its really beginning to try on me as I havent enough time in the day to carry out my other activities such as bog snorkling, turnip chucking and that favoured pastime of all culchies 'Tractor Dodgem', I think I need help, I need my free time back, any tips ladies on how to better manage my hectic schedule.
Your's sincerely,
Anon
(feck Just realised this be published..bugger)
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...as make niftily snipped the back of her new dress with his concealed weapon(scissors yee perv's ffs ;-))causing it to fall in a pool around her ankle, Quickly he made off on his trail of yuletide paraphenalia destruction, laughing manically leasving a wake of shredded tinsel and crumples baubles(ouch).....so ending this yuletide tale.
...To Be continued when we think of another theme.
;-)
** goes off to think up witty email*** 
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Quote by user=1sttimecorkguy
We were both seventeen and had gone for a ride on my new motor bike i had just got for doing well in my leavin we drove to a lake near our homes and we sat for e while before getting down to the nasty. We broke up shortly after wards but that night by the lake side will stay with me forever
Trying to have sex on a motorbike has led to a few break ups lol.
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Highlights of this year?
1. Realising i had someone in my life that would be there for me regardless of how i was towards them in the past.
2. reconsiling with my oldest friend after a 3 year period of not talking to each other, helped me realise lifes way too short to hold petty gripes.
meeting some real nice folks through this site, and shagging some of them...ooops did I say that out loud?:-o
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...the fine lace detailing and growled like a panther at Sexy, before standing up right and taking of across the ice willy in sling and not seeying buxy bent over tieing her skate laces....'ooooer Missus' she howled as make had lined him self up perfectly seeying his chance to dock with buxys willing wanton......
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Quote by user=slightlysexy
Make its almost 2009, ditch the marker :small-print:, we wud expect nothing less than a Powerpoint presentation, maybe even bulleted, (clothing optional of course) ;)
Ah No I like to keep things traditional Slightly, though if I did do it naked there is a 'paper cut' risk, maybe power point is the way to go.
Addies ya know I dont do running, theres only one way I like to exert myself.
