Well Michaelangelo you'll find that as a single male you have a lot of competition so you need to have your message stand out from the regular 'hey wanna meet for a shag' emails that so many recieve. secondly this is a swinging site and despite the NSA element most swingers like to get to know who they are meeting to a certain degree rather than just jump on random strangers.
Hi and welcome to the site. not sure how much sucess you'll have in your endevour, but have a great time on the site.
Welcome to The site folks, hope you enjoy your time here.
Addies I love ya...but in a quick get in the bed and i roide ya kinda way, not one for that romantic old stuff...You at anything tomorrow ;-)
Two of my Favourites
Mayor of Hiroshima circa 1947 'What the F**K was that'
General Custer at little big horn 'Where did all the F**kin indians come from?'
Addies: macliam told Live4 to catch a bird over to spain? surely the laws of physics means that no Bird on the planet is big enough to sit on and ride(god this could be sooo misinterpretedlol)all the way to spain or even Dublin for that matter, so I presume he must be on about witchcraft.
Ah I am going to lidl, apparently they are selling the really expensive roses for under a tenner and I want to fill her house with them, must remeber to pick up a box of clarityn on the way.
Before I am accused of being cheap..there's a feckin recesion on and she knows its the thought that counts.
Ok Lads, a Few things: is a swingers site, mainly populated by couples seeking other cpls bi women and the odd lucky guy.
2. With the nature of many things like this the men outnumber the women by a huge amount, so the thing is the women have plenty of us lads to pick and choose from.
3.I have had women tell me they get as many as 30 emails a day, and they sometimes have to wade through loads of un-imaginative 'Hey want a quick fuck some time' emails from be honest you should try and distingusih yerself from the others with you mannerism and profile.
4. I am on this site a year and have not met a single women through emails, but I have met a few females and a couple through talking in chat first and then developing a rapport with them.
NSA does not mean 'Pump and dump' Just because any sane woman on a site like this wants to be assureed of her safety in your company and take her time getting to chat shouldnt really be so surprising, or reason to say the women 'are not real' is a social activity even though some cpl's may just want a one off meet, a lot like to develop longer term friendships on the site and find comfort in a few meets with the same individuals.
On closing, Lads I can appreciate its frustrating but you really need to consider the many factors involved when a couple or more so a single woman decides to meet with a guy from the site.
Toilets of the Dublin to Galway train coming home from 1998 all ireland football final.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Lodza Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
...so that was you!!!..tut tut.
lol Roby, which bit? that they actually might be looking for a guy or that nylons ratted out all us guys to the rest of the site lol.
I agree with Avalon, Its not really the place to be looking for this Mate. Best take the conventional route and do it with someone ya have something with.
Things can only get better 'D:Ream'
hearts war (yeah i know it should be spelt Harte...feck off the lot of yee lol)
So whilst examining yer own 'shaft', ya failed to identify who was 'shafting' mrs head..tut tut head, eye on the ball mister, eye on the ball.
p.s. graphites a hoor to mend, epoxy resin should do the trick.
Sorry Dora and Addies, that needed a male touch to answer.
My Fave northern saying is 'Wind yer neck in' and funnily have heard it said by tyrone folk?..is it a tyrone thing? I think its along the lines of 'behave yerself' or 'dont be cheeky'
same as we saying down here 'i'll soften yer cough'
Brilliant Bonkin. Some of them phrases relate to the galway tongue too.
Silky, thats excellent especially the pepsi one.
Avalon,
You made a great point there. Personally I get very turned on watching real people have sex, porn lost its shine for me a long time ago as the actors look.....(sorry performers hardly actors lol) as if they are going through the motions and just doing it for the pay check.
the majority of us prefer to see things for real I think.
Boo Thanks for writing this post( I brought me fl;ask of tea and biccies with me beforehand..thanks for the heads up ;-0)
very well put across and touching as well. I think that few nah sayers that do throw such mindless crap into the chat rooms when a cam show is going on really do need a smack upsode the head.
I was in a room Last night where a lady was doing a show and amist the teenage rabble from men of all ages saying what they would and would not do to the lady on cam, one individual dropped the complete tone of the room with a comment that was totally arbitary at first but would have lead to something being asked that was totally out of line in the context of this site.I quickly nipped it in the bud, but it really made me think what exactly some people do be doing when they look on cams besides the obvious.
To anyone that goes on cam with theyre lover and lets the voyers opn here see inside a very intimate and treasured side of their relationships I say fair dues to you, its not an easy step to take and by all means I hope that you all do it for yourslef and not for the benefit of a few face less cocks.
