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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly
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Sex God
Quote by user=tom4
Not quite a swinging story but I did once arrive at a midlands hotel quite late and checked in. Went up to the room and as is my want, started getting undressed. I was at the shirt and one sock off stage when I noticed another bag beside the bed that wasnt mine, and then the toilet flushed.....
I fled into the hallway to meet the receptionist galloping up the corridor having realised she had given me the wrong room key!
Tom, Had the same thing happen to me in a hotel in Carrick on Shannon a few years back, Only thing was I was just throwing my bag on the floor when a big Mediterranean man with just a towel wrapped around him exited the Bathroom singing something in Italian(well it sounded like the Cornetto song...anyone remember that ?)...Lest to say the receptionist got a right rollicking from when when I returned to her desk!!!
Sex God
Er...well May as well get the ball rolling, I was to meet a lady at the certain Hotel InMeath, little did I know same chain had two hotels in the county and I arrived in the one in Enfield, proceeded to make my way to the bedroom number she had given me and after 5 minutes knocking on the door I rang her asking what was the crack, she proceeded to answer the door and said there weas no one there, then she repeated the line 'are you sure you at the *%$&* Hotel In Ashbourne?...to which I went Oh bo***x ...erm I'm at the wrong one, I think..thankfully no one seemed to be in the room of the hotel I was at...that would have been even more embarrassing.
Finally got to the right one and we had a good laugh about it.
No doubt some will know what hotel I am on about so no need to name it, as you know naming specific locations aint allowed.
Sex God
Interesting thread.
I've been on this site just over two years now and I both attend swing parties and meet singles. I have a preference for swing parties as thats the main reason I joined the site but I do at times enjoy one to one meets with someone I hit it off with.
Whilst I was here near 8 months before I got my first party meet, the wait was well worth it. I thoroughly enjoy the party scene, true its not for everyone but I've always had an enjoyable night at any I attended, its the company that makes the night and as I see it the sex is an added cherry to the cake.
If anyone wants to ask me anything email me and I'll happily reply But, I wont reply to anyone that asks things like 'Can you get me into a party' or anything crude or disrespectful.
Titan79
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Sex God
I Like a drink or two but thats it, I want to e aware of all I get up to and not have my judgment impaired.
But if your asking do I prefer one over the other, well they are two different things, a drinks meet is just that whereas the second is hopefully going to lead to other things. I have no preference of one over another.
Sex God
Quote by user=sean0001
My motto is get it out in the open early and then people know where they stand.
I would also agree that most straight couples don't meet guys that are bi, even though most bi guys can behave themselves and not go anywhere a straight guy for fear of causing any hassle.
I have been surprised by the number of women who like bi-guys but then again look at all the hot women in the world who have gay males as their best friends.
Life is too short to have hang-ups
Sean xx
Sean,
you make some great points.
I for one have had one or two mails back from people that have said they dont meet Bi Males and in an effort to somehow 'soften the blow' In theyre minds have thrown in a comment like 'ah its not me, the hubbys just wouldnt be ok with it, he might think you will be after him instead of me' Now in all Honesty because I am Bi, it doesnt mean I am going to make a beeline for the hubby. if a cpl are straight I am there for the fems fun and thats it! being bi can vary in many degrees, I had a convo with a good mate of mine recently about this and some fail to understand that being bi can be in varying degrees comfort levels etc, Mrs jimmiid Fair dues to you and yer fella, and I am not at all surprised with your experiences of guys using the 'bi to get at the missus ploy' but thankfully these guys show theyre true colours fairly quick so they can be dismissed from the equation fairly early on.
Sex God
Actual ads from the Lonely Hearts pages of ' Ireland 's Own'
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous séx addict interested in
a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club
and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock
in the morning.
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Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a rÃde. Anything considered.
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Grossly overweight Louth turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks
nimble séx-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions,
candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming pássion. Must have own
car and be willing to travel.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,
poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks
mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce
along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey.
Strong stomach essential.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shÃtty
after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bástard, living in a damp cottage in
the arsé end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady
with a lovely chest.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin
sister.
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Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks
replacement Mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie.
Thurles area.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée,
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in
this cruel world of hatchet-faced bÃtches
Sex God
As a lover of the female form in all its various representations, I just wanted to get a show of hands from the lads and the bi Girls on what makes them weak at the knee's when someone catches they're eye.
I haven't Included personality as in fairness when you spot someone for the first time and they tickle yer fancy the personality isnt exactly obvious.
I know its an objectifying, Old fashioned Thread..but hell feck it....my thread ;-), Following Millions of years of evolution we are still designed to be drawn to a particular part of the female anatomy on first sight.
For me its legs and bum.
Nothing like a shapely Bottom and a pair of Long legs to get the blood pumping.
