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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly

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I Know Shaven, I am still trying to get that paddling pool full of coleslaw you want to use.....dont worry though secrets safe with me. Good job this is a private email.:small-print:
Even though I shouldnt admit this..but er Bros, had a hit with that song mulder. Alan parsons Project 'Don't answer me'....just cause I love the song.
Offaly I will have to disagree with you on this, I am of the opinion that it was the natural position for most cultures prior to the old missionaries thinking it was too base and animal like. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with the other positions, just that this would seem to be the most primeval one.
I was just Perusing some adult audio visual Media tonight (Yeah Porn) and I have to say I find that Doggy has to be among my Favourite Sexual position in which to Both Partake and Watch. Them Silly Old Missionaries really had it all wrong, In my opinion we are naturally meant to fuck since the dawn of time in this position, we are anatomically designed to fit each other perfectly in this position, and I have to say Ive not met a woman yet that does not like the position. Would you Agree or Disagree, and why is your Favourite position your Favourite?
As someone who has done a lot of roleplay to varying degrees over the last few years, mainly since I realised I enjoy it so much, I was recently in a chat with a lady and she told me some of the things she wants done to her in a scenario and to say I was shocked is an understatement!!! I can see the attraction in it to a certain degre, The question I want to ask, is How far can roleplay go? I have always set limits whenever I have paretook in scenarios that to some may seem a bit left of centre, and thankfully partys enjoyed it , but I have to say what this lady requested lately really knocked me for six. Ladies and Gents Have you ever had sex play that exceeded yer percieved limits and expectations of yourself, and if so was it enjoyable for you, or a scenario never to be repeated?
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Hi evereyone we are fairly new to this site and are wondering what is the story..we have got some photos up and verified and we are still having people who think we are not genuine. What else can we do? we want to get together with some of the horny people off the site couples and bi fems only and we want to hit some fun partys but it seems that unless you have a web cam your not part of the gang...So can anyone let us know whats the best way to go from here? Are there ever any meet and greets etc where we can all hook up and let each other know that we are genuine fun lovn horny people and we just fancy some funtimes...G AN P

Titan79 says
Hi Folks,
It can be a bit hard alright as you will find most people will have encountered the minority messers on at here at some stage. The webcam is a good way to go, and you only have tio show on cam what you wanht to show. A half decent one can be picked up for about a tenner.
Meet and Greets are Organised at times, just keep an eye out for the notices in the forums.
Hope it all goes well for you.
Loaded you made a great Point there mate, One of My bugbears is when people come into chat and you say hi being friendly and its mistaken for ' Hi there I would Like to Fuck you if you happen to reply' I find this very Rude, I know a lot arent here to make friends etc, But common decency is something that costs nothing. I always say Hi when someone says hi In chat and if they care to continue from there it's all good.
Nab Mrs Mulder again in the middle of Mr Mulders slap fuck frenzy, Fuck her a few times, to emphasise the no stamina rumour was just athat..a rumour, then leave her back safe and satisfied while Mr Muldern continues to slap....I is Like a ninja.duel
One more slap for Mr Mulder just to wind him updrinkies I think Mrs Mulder has had enough of me by now:upset:
Ok..thanks Offaly...Grabs Offaly and puts over one should and puts bonkin over the other:hunk:, heads for the Garden shed,bolt 'I may be some time...offally, we have til October ya say ?':doggy: All donations of an Organic Based Lube greatly accepted..I have a feeling I am going to need it.:smoke:
Hmmm this is a great topic Alan, I cant to be honest exactly sure how I do it, I just Kinda remeber a light hearted flirty chat and then whahey we're getting down and dirty. I think every meet has a different way of going, I dont think people have a set formoula, IO have met women that have wanted me to go straight to the room and inside 10 minutes we are up to something, asnd other meets I have gone for a drink or a meal with them had a chat etc. I think it varies too much to have a set timetable of events. Like the others I think the wii Idea while interesting might be a bit odd for me to be suggesting.
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was once offered a cigar and told i looked like monica lewenski, oops spelling, im hoping it was the hair :-o

Your welcome in my oval Office anytime....:doggy:
Barb, I can see where they are getting it, but yer Far foxier even though yer not a red head...or are you?....
Warren Zevon John Belushi Yakov Smirnoff Nastassja Kinski Mischa Barton
......well. Grab Mrs Mulder for round two of fuck fuck suck fuck :doggy: (seemingly she still smiling after last time:devil: ) Leave you in offalys very capable handspoke and as I drop mrs Mulder back, slap you on the ass, once more for the road :laughabove:.......Booooya x 2 bolt
Dear Agongy Aunties, I have recently Noticed My Turnips have failed to emerge yet, despite the Ideal conditions for turnip growth and My efforts to sing ' Maccarena' to them late at night by Candle light when that north west wind isnt cutting the bollix of me( I like to wear ass less chaps late at night in the turnip patch..very Liberating) anyhoo...I was wondering any Idea's when My turnips might start to poke theyre little turnipy shoots through the soil...Its been 8 weeks now.
Firstly comforts Boo for Corks awful treatment of her, then sucks and fucks her til she gets over the truama. Slaps cork for being so bold.
** Packs extra strength non discriminatory boots and heads for the chat room** I think yer spot On Offally, I like to think I am fairly Just But The Mods can be up the walls at times when a situation arises in a chat room, that is by no means defending what happened, as I was not there I cant comment but I like to think we as Mods treat all members with equal justice. No Harm at all in you bringing up this thread.
Oh I wouldnt be a fan of it either, To think all them years of gruelling education (4th class.....:doh: ) are going down the drain is a crime in itself.
Corkhotcpl: Yes THE Westside....... Offally...I think its the man they are on about, feck if I seen a woman shoot that far I'd be looking for me Rain Gear.
In a convo with a Naughty girl tonight and this thread came into conversation so Heres a Bumpeen. So How far can you shoot.
I Think this wouldnt be a great Idea, People are here to have fun and meet , not start a popularity competition. I think it would be a non runner.
Hi Biker, Its been a while since I bought any DVDs but This country is a rip off alright. The Shops in London soho are a far better bet as they do things a lot more cheaper and have a far better selection of stuff.
.....Well one good Turn deserves another, Grab Mrs Mulder and whisk her away(Over me shoulder ala caveman style) for a sucking and fucking, return her intact and slap Mr Mulder on the ass while I creep back out the door as he continues to ogle Slightly......'Booooyaaaa'.bolt
Bravo Nicci, Nice to see a response to this ever present 'Chestnut' Now I'm away to randoml;y email a quick hi to the latest fem members with nice boobie pics....Byeeeeeeee.... Nah Back already It didnt work out...Feck...Must remember to read profiles.:taz:
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How many times have you said to yourself: Eh? what you on about?
M/ = Metal

Er after reading this thread that thought does cross my mind.loon
Simon Delaney from Bachelors walk Fame...No Idea how? And Hornydubcpl4 reckon I look Like Jim Jim from Colin and Jim Jim, :taz: