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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly
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Today Buxy washes some phallic shaped veg
hwoar:....Hmm ooooer missus:censored:...or are they Bannana's?:scared:
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Quote by user=babyboo
RE: hey u
Hey baby. Looked at ur profile and see ur sexy hot. Im **** 26 from Galway. Athletic build like urself. Mail back if ur interested for some fun.
obviously he didnt read my profile and my body status right pmsl lollollol
Last Time I send you an email boo, and try lying about me age.
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Marco Pierre White knocking up the nosh, just cause he seems like such a cool no nonsense guy.
Paul O'Connell I think he's a class act and he could keep order if anyone stepped outta line and started lobbing the pavlovas.
Weird Al Yankovich...he'd surely knock up a hilarious ditty about swinging before we'd finnished the dinner.
Megan Fox...every dinner needs token eye candy.
The Inventor of the Figroll, so I could show him what real food should look like.
Oliver Reed, I'm sure he'd have stories that could curl the toes of even the most hardened swingers.
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Well I think I told yee this one on a thread here or might have been another sitelol. But I was really drunk in the Dome in Tralee one night about 10 years ago(Night before the rose of Tralee, there was a disco of sorts on) and I waddled drunkenly up to this bevvy of fine maidens and in my best effort to remain looking sober uttered to the nearest one to me 'Wud ya like ta dansh?' To which , unsurprisingly I got a frosty, 'Piss off you dickhead' lest I be made look like a gimp, I replied, 'Hmm, well would you like a bale of hay then?' Befuddled she replied 'What??????' I in turn repeated ' Would you like..a Bale of HAY???' She snorted and looked at her friends and said 'No I would fecking not like a bale of hay' quick as Lightening the Bould Titan replies 'Well Feck, me, I've seen a lot of cows in my time, but your the first to refuse a bale of hay' In turn I got a smartish slap to the gob and turned and went to lick me wounds with a self satisfied smirk as her mates pissed them selves laughing at her.
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Ah well would ya look who it is:eeek: We really have to stop meeting like this:boxing: Well after finally getting a right look at Mrs Mul tonight on cam:smitten: I will have to suck, lick,:doggy: and a light slap to the bum, i'll shake yer hand Mister Mulder , I must have ya raw at this stage:grin:
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Quote by user=photocasebook
:-? jeepers it just keeps happening. I happened to be stood outside near to an EU election poster while waiting for a friend in a shop. A fella came up to me and said he would give me his vote but that i should get the picture retaken as i had seemingly lost a bit of weight but was looking better for it :hunk:. (needless to say it werent a FF candidate)
Declan Ganley?...
