Great Post Alan,
In my experience I think going to a meet with an open mind and no expectations is the only way to go. its one thing having great chat rapport in the rooms/emails/ phone etc but when meeting face to face things can change so I would say just go with the flow and see how it goes.
digging ridiculously sized Hole In the field I dug Saturday before plant hire firm realise they forgot to collect digger.
2. Arrange Hotel and stuff for Party on Saturday. second half of story for here. more water fecking sweltering here.
Oh sweet jebus, for all things that are holy, if you want love go look elsewhere swinging is as anti monogomous as you can get and if you cant handle someone talking to other members of the oppsosite sex it is not going to work for you.
When will people learn?
Live4 you make a valid point, I think the fact that guys seem to be more visually stimulated than mentally stimulated, makes them seem like the bigger horn dogs.
I have to say Ive overheard womens convos about sex and they even made me blush, yee are filthy husseys, I mean we talk about past conquests at times, but got yee go into some qware anotomical details altogether lol.
Nah Nemo I think its just the fact women are more savvy...or to put in a way I'd be more acustom to saying, 'cute hoorinsh' about the way they discuss sex etc that makes it look like there is such a devide between us and them.
well Not sure if they sent this to wrong person or what but got this one this morning.
'Hi there My gf away for the weekend you fancy me wearing her clothes and being ur bitch'
er Hello, do I know you?
Never even heard the profile before.
He would have looked ridiculous anyway far too hairy lol.
Hi Generous,
Sorry to say you might be looking in the wrong place here but good luck to you with it.
Well nice to see donnas well up on the no teeth thing, many the good bj ruined by teeth scraping, also the woman has to really love doing it in my opinion I know some that just go through the motions and I'd not be shy to say, 'Listen lets try something else'. Rather get no BJ than a half arsed one being done because the woman thinks its expected of her. Oh and as for eye contact, feck, It add's so much to the experience.
Nah I think theyre all too shy Offaly, and dont want to give away theyre secrets...unfortounately, I wouldnt mind I was hoping the thread would be bustling with activity helping me to be able to narrow down my 'who to do' list.:small-print:
Arse.
light on or lights off?
Thanks Jax,
Thats cheered me up for the weekend.
Thanks Van for the first pro mod post Ive seen on the site:therethere:
Ah we like the emergency services, always on stand-by :eeek:
Welcome to swing4ireland bogsavage, enjoy yerself and hope you find what your looking for.
Well said ikeandtina,
Make your profile stand out, and understand that your going to need to do some ground work with people to get a meet. Swingers, the real ones, seldom just meet at the drop of a hat.
Pissing about having a lazy sunday
Well Said Vanity.
Everyone's entitled to cam without hassle from some immature twit. We all are here for fun and when cam sessions start getting nasty it no fun for anyone. those guilty I will ask you to take a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror, when you have driven the ladies of the cams you'll have no one to blame when you dont have any eye candy.
So remember it takes a lot more effort to be an asshole, and feck all to be nice and just enjoy, if the cammer in question is not to your liking switch it off.
In this weather on the car.
when shes giving you a bj, her on her knees or lying side by side on bed?
The Irish World Domination Plan
As Ireland moved into the 20th century, it had become rich thanks to exports of potatoes and ninjas. People often thank the Irish for gifting them with such objects, but few realize it/'s part of a long-term plan to destroy your mom (or ma). But that/'s probably just the Guinness talking... Early in the 20th century the Irish realised that they had few natural resources that were worth money. One was the ability to take nothing, call it a Leprechaun, and sell it at outrageous prices to Americans. This was mainly thanks to the many Irish spies who had "emigrated" there. In fact, many Irish operatives have traveled to almost every corner of the Earth. Every year on the 17th of March these spies hold their AGM under the guise of a holiday called "St. Patrick/'s Day", where the many people of Irish blood gather to celebrate their /'forefathers/'. A mind-enhancing black substance called Guinness and Shamrock-shaped surveillance devices are distributed to the masses. This ensures that the plan for world domination (or at least a damn good piss up on the way) remains on target.
It is popular opinion that the Irish would have long ago succeeded in their plans, if only there weren/'t so many pubs on the way.
The CIA recently discovered that Terry Wogan had no penis and had founded a sinister order to convert everyone in the world towards vacuous thinking and wearing pullovers leading the Department for Culture to question whether Radio 2 should be available on the Internet in live streaming form
Doggy always does it for me.
Just about to grab me factor 500 :sticky:and head to Salthill::censored:. I'll be the mad looking fecker chasing the seagulls down the beach:laughabove:....in the nip:scared:
Well as someone that will never do such a thing on the public room's and in general ,( I prefer to show with the high chance there'll be a lady across from me at the time to engourage and lend a helping hand)I think its whatever works for you really, though I have a sneaking suspicion that most that do it get theyre thrill from being watched on cam regardless of what sex is looking at them. I mean in fairness if any male thinks that the wanking on cam will make a woman go'Oh He looks nice think I'll meet him, this cock withouth a face' if that was the case would we not be walking around in public with our cocks on permanent display in the hope of finding a mate?
What ever floats yer boat I guess.
Hi Biggles, have a look down the list there is a joke thread already.
post 2001 its been Crap, Bring back Donald Fisher I say ( Marie I presume yer on about the aussie soap?) I prefer away, let others change the bed linen :sticky:
spank or caress?
I was with a girl One night and being a lady ive played with a few times we started messing as we were playing when mid stroke she starts to feckin tickle me..I mean what the feck was that about? thank god our pluses outweighed that one minus so she got her chance to make it up to me later. 
4. Mild hypothermia:sticky:
5. Cum stains on yer whindscreen..must be a hoor to get off.:violin:
I've had a few no shows over the years but thankfully with experience you pick up the signs and it becomes less likely to happen.
Van, what a bummer hun, an awful trip to make and them not to show.
