Toby was adamant that his days of wanking followed by sobbing were about to come to an end. The only way to stop his semi naked step mother entering his wank bank at the crucial time was to have sex with an actual real woman. His new job at the local pape...

Toby was new at the paper, straight from his journalism degree. It was a local paper, a rag in all honesty, but it was a start. Most of his new colleagues were hacks, but worse than that they were fat, old and ugly. This was normally not a problem for Tob...