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lancelot
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
Ireland

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And that accurate picture representation has so befuddled the untouchable Lance, that it has distracted him from his relentless ambition to incarcerate Bad Padds in Sing-Sing. Lips Newbie had him infatuated with desire, so much so that he even considered whispering to her in the chatroom. Would his uncontrollable libido overwhelm him so as to cause him to commit such a despicable act?
Lucille Ball wandered into the scene and calmed the nerves of all with yet another run of "The Lucy Show". Where was Alan (Dezi) or bad Padds with his affinity for J. Arthur?
starring good Clit Eastwood, bad Padds and ugly Lance van Clit........
....and return to "the plank" plot. The newcomer had arrived on the scene; his name was Charlie. He had been observing the Admiral's staying power and the ensueing inflation of his ego, knowing the reason for this extraordinary feat. The Admiral had been sniffing Charlie before the contest had begun! Charlie interrupted proceedings and demanded that a tribunal of inquiry be set up, and that Newbie and Bonns be the "Head" Inquisators.
Yeah Za, it was funny, but I can't enlighten you as to its content. A classic would be "You look good for your age"
By mutual consent, the long list of Newbie's suitors agreed to have a glory-hole duel for the attentions of the nubile Newbie. A suitable plank of MDF board was purchased from Woodie's and Newbie was invited to officiate the contest. But, Newbie had concerns about the health and safety of the contestants, and as she stood there with the starting-pistol in her hand with all the combatants standing to attention, her inherently magnanimous innerself persuaded her to lay down the pistol. She pronounced that she would rather go without any penis than to see one permanently lost to humanity in such self-indulgent rivalry. She then exclaimed in a fit of pique, "Hey boys, you either find a better way to woo me, or don't bother at all."