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lancelot
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
Ireland
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Quote by user=bonnyclyde
well my rant is that to some peeps on here think clyde and i are too old well let me tell you life begins at forty and we am having a ball for thoese that know us life is for living not back biteing which seems to happen alot lately we have also come accross peeps that can be so rude that just because they paid they can get away with saying anything it is not on we are never rude and dont expect all to like us but it is good manners to respect all we are all on this site for one thing and that is to have fun and some sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not bitching
Hear, hear; there's not much chivalry attached to insulting people whilst hiding behind a cloak of anonymity!
The Knife didn't know his own strength and had inadvertantly knocked Lips Newbie out cold. After having seen every star possible in the Universe, she finally regained consciousness and through blurry eyes she noticed a strange crease on the neck of the prostrate Lance. She staggered to her feet and approached the alleged body of Lance. As she got nearer it dawned on her that she had, in fact, shot someone wearing a Lance-mask. He had been busy on another assignment and had delegated the duty of thwarting the heist to an underling prepared to disguise himself as Lance.
She slowly peeled back the latex mask, and to her shock and horror she realised that she had shot Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet St.
A shiver went down her spine as she wondered whether the demon barber had laid a curse on her before he took his last breath!