Jimmybones's Forum Posts

31 May 2008

Quote by user=bicuriousme
When i first joined i answered every single message i got even if like u say it was just to say no thanks as at the time my profile was fairly sketchy ,ive since changed it nd its clear wat i am and am not lookin for , i still do answer my mail if there sent from the type of people im lookin for , I think that if sumone is expected to answer mail , well the person/s sendin it shud at least read their profile nd see wat they are interested in , thats why i filled mine out , and that saves their time nd my own , nd tats not me been stuck up , im far from it .

Quite right. I've recieved mail from single guys even though I'm a single straight guy myself. Why should I take time to reply when they've either not bothered reading my profile or have chosen to ignore it?

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17 May 2008

Quote by user=mugoftea
2) Dreadful or nonexistant spelling and grammer

You mean nonexistEnt spelling and grammAr, right?
tee hee.

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16 May 2008

Would anyone like to buy O'Connell Bridge from me while we're at it?

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5 May 2008

Quote by user=slightlysexy
ok im confused who are we slapping ?

Fuck, suck AND slap (in a nice way).

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13 Apr 2008

Quote by user=biggerstick
having sex is deifnitely good but please. please! better make sure that hte woman is sexy...mostly women here in this site they just wan tto hook up with younger guys like me which is indisgraceful,,,,i want sexy women.....lads be careful in choosing a girl on your next sex party...and invite meif you found one....

Because as we all know, swinging's all about what you have on the outside and avoiding any kind of intimacy. If only all swingers are arrogant, shallow little douchebags who've barely started shaving, make up self-aggrandising lies about what "mostly women in this site they just wan" and think "indisgraceful" is a word. How unwonderfulous that would be.
Go back to the playground, little boy. You can't handle grown-up women yet.

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13 Apr 2008

Why can't we all just get along? :-?

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10 Apr 2008

I especially like the explanation of what foreplay is, it being such a rare and bizarre phenomenon that you can't simply expect people to understand what you mean! I don't normally like to post anything negative, but what absolute childish rubbish. Good find, westside!

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4 Apr 2008

Quote by user=jimmybones
Would I be right in assuming this will be couples only? Fair enough if it is, just wondering.

OK, I just reread the original post, only with my friggin' eyes open this time. Never mind smile

I'm definitely interested if it happens in Dublin.

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4 Apr 2008

Would I be right in assuming this will be couples only? Fair enough if it is, just wondering.

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27 Mar 2008

Quote by user=g27
I feel you missed my point. We've discussed it; however, the issue is as to whether the dildo is different to a cock.

Completely different, simply because a cock has another man attached (assuming you're not into some necro severed parts thing anyway).
You can't reasonably expect to become jealous of the experience a dildo is having.
If you're going to invite a third person into your sex lives like that then you must be absolutely firm in your belief that your relationship as it stands is completely solid. For example, when your partner goes out for the night without you, does it worry you that they might hook up with someone else? If it does, you probably shouldn't swing. Not that that's a flaw in you relationship, but it's these niggling worries that get picked at and worsened when you do something like this before you're ready.
You need a rock-solid foundation to your relationship to make the swinging thing work, otherwise yopu're taking a big big risk with what I can only assume is one of the most important aspects of your life.
Assuming you have that foundation, you have to be choosy about who you pick to join you. don't do anything unless you feel the people you're meeting are in it for your pleasure as much as their own because a bad experience, especially your first one, can be very damaging no matter how strong your relationship might be.
Basically, the Swinging Guide over to the left there is your friend. There's a lot to it, but there's some great advice there. The chatroom's great too (despite what some say), but don't be in a hurry. Don't arrange to meet anyone from the chat unless you've seen them there a few times at least, since the timewasting types tend to lose patience and quit quite quickly.
Jesus, you'd swear I knew wht i was talking about, wouldn't ya?
Most of all, good luck, have fun and be safe.

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10 Mar 2008

Quote by user=female39
well guys here one for yeah all to take not eoff iwa skicked bye 2 modertors here for opening rooms here and they said iwa ssolictign my body on the site and when i told them i ddint do it they gave me some abuse on line and mad eme look ba din main room theyall the people inda main room to vote me out for good i think the 2 moderotos here should be tok of the site forabus eand harrsement to me any guy who reads this ican tell them the truth they would be shocked tose how iwas treated here it wasnt nice wot they did to me and i just hope there took off the site for good and let other people se what there really like :-o

That's easy for you to say.

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5 Mar 2008

Quote by user=murtdirt
does anything ever happen on this stupid site?
The forums are dead, some poor idiot recently felt the need to reply to a thread from last year.
Any women on here are fake cos theres nothing but horny guys lookin for pussy around here so any woman wanting cock can get it no hassle.
The video chat room is full of fellas sittin down pulling themselves (using stupid fake girly names to draw attention).
Is it a complete dead horse or will every member that knows single women direct them here please.
I think its a joke that "irelands number 1 swinging site" is deader than a nuns knickers. Rant over, bye bye

Come on, you've only been here a few weeks and your profile if I'm honest isn't really all that eye-catching. You say you're looking for "a girl or girls". That kind of vagueness just makes you sound desperate, like you'll take just about anything. Women don't respond to desperation! Tell them what you like, what you don't like. let them know what you're about (other than frustration and rantiness). right now you're not giving anyone a reason to pick you out of the hundreds of other guys on this site.
Give it a chance, throw some pics up and unclench. It's supposed to be fun, after all.
Besides, I've seen several hot women on cam in the chatroom. Maybe it's just a matter of timing?

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5 Mar 2008

I had a weird experience when I arranged to meet a couple, the guy turned up alone and claimed his partner wasn't feeling well. It turned into kind a a creepy evening and I never saw her in the end, just went home. After that i'd definitely want to meet both parts of the couple first. A daytime meet for coffee actually sounds like a great idea.

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5 Mar 2008

Quote by user=pleasurepleaser
Hey All!
I'm new to here n just wanted to say Hi!
I'm currently single and have decided to start living my fantasies! If you think you can help male, females, couples all welcome!!! ;)

Sounds like my kind of girl! Welcome to the site!

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4 Mar 2008

Quote by user=alfie1608
I personally find that kind of shallow "i'm so hot" attitude to be incredibly unattractive anyway. Although i do find it funny that these people will go around with their noses in the air thinking everyone's checking them out when most are probably thinking "what a dick!"

Must agree with you Jimmy
Actually i've been thinking a lot about this lately and I was wondering if there's any way to seek out BBWs for meets? Ideas anyone?

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4 Mar 2008

Ok guys, I'm going to be off work all next week and i'd love to meet up with someone, so if you're interested get in touch or look for me in the chat. Hope to hear from some of you guys soon!

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27 Feb 2008

By the way, I've updated my profile so it now actually says something.

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27 Feb 2008

Oh, anytime. And anytime you fancy taking a trip down to Dublin...you know the rest. smile

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27 Feb 2008

Quote by user=crimsondevils
new to this site but experienced swingers. xxxx

Hello, welcome and THANK YOU for your profile pics. Much approved, especially the staircase one. xxx

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27 Feb 2008

I personally find that kind of shallow "i'm so hot" attitude to be incredibly unattractive anyway. Although i do find it funny that these people will go around with their noses in the air thinking everyone's checking them out when most are probably thinking "what a dick!" smile

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27 Feb 2008

Cuddly's worked OK for me so far! well, not that OK or I wouldn't be here! You do sound like a really cool person, I 'm glad you responded.

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25 Feb 2008

Well tell your friend that when I say "too skinny" what I mean is "bony". "Quite skinny", as you describe her, is just fine by me. Unless you're friend could be described as bony, in which case i'm simply sorry to offend. And by "big" I guess I mean to say that i'm both muscular AND overweight. Tall, big shoulders, big arms, tree trunk legs, big ol' beer belly. I'm kindly described by my more sensitive close friends as "cuddly"

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25 Feb 2008

Good for you, Sara!

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25 Feb 2008

Hi everyone, 29 year old fella, new to this. I'm hoping to meet some intelligent fun people to hang out and have some fun with. I'm a big fella so if you're into skinny guys or bodybuilder types then jog on, but if you're into a meeting of the minds as much as the body come say hi. I'm not a shallow person but I'm not really into very thin women. Mature women especially welcome.

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25 Feb 2008

Quote by user=fiery_leprechaun
I much prefer bigger girls, I must say. Give me Dawn French over Kate Moss anyday! lol.
Everybody's different and each to their own and all that and, if a guy only likes skinny girls then that's his business but, to be honest, he really doesn't know what he's missing out on if he refuses to try a bigger girl. The best sex I've ever had has been with bigger girls. I don't know what it is about them but they totally ROCK! lol. And, I think if a guy who normally only goes for skinnier girls was to just take the plunge and try a big girl for once, he'd be pleasantly surprised. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he never went back! lol.
In the words of Mika...... big girls, you *ARE* beautiful! ;-)
And, how can we forget the immortal words of Spinal Tap......
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom, big bottom.
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em.
Big bottom drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?
'Nuff said! lol.

Damn right. I adore big girls and see way more too-skinny types who look like young boys in makeup than anything I would classify as "too big".
You just know Dawn French would be tremendous in bed!
Anyay, people who are so shallow probably aren't as much fun in the sack as you might think. After all, they don't feel the need to, they think it's all about how you look. people like that don't know that 90% of good sex is done with the mind.
I'm a big guy myself and I honestly believe I'm better in bed because of it!
And i'm willing to prove it, too! smile

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