Slap, but he knows it's nothing personal. lol
Posted a guy's name and mobile number on a gay contacts messageboard, claiming to be looking for "no-strings fun with experienced older men".
Because that's what you get for fucking with me.
slap fuck! :bounce::smug:
I'd like to make it clear that I have a penis.
Now we play the waiting game...
I've named my cock Citizen Kane.
Because it's quite long and has a twist at the end.
Nice to see a bloke admit to being inexperienced rather than coming in all swagger and "hey ladies, my cock". Welcome to the site.
"have you ever REALLY thought about Jesus?"
Lot of people calling bullshit because of the unlikeliness of the story, which is fair enough.
I call bullshit because the original poster's profile has pics of TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN he's trying to pass off as his wife.
Tosser.
Count me in if I can find a way to get there!
Had a bit of an argument with someone in one of the rooms this evening, probably should have let it go a lot sooner than I did. Apologies to anyone who had to patiently put up with it.
You only joined last month. It's a swing site not an escort service.
Well rthe subject seems to be pretty divisive with strong arguments on either side so rather than push it I guess I'll say live and let live. None of my business anyhow I guess, all happiness and the best of luck to all concerned.
Sorry if I came across as a prick, I'm just a stubborn bastard I suppose.
You mention none of this in your original post, presumably because you didn't think it was necessary to explain why you want to cheat on your wife. You seem to have assumed that infidelity is par for the course in the swinging lifestyle. This shows a fairly low opinion of the users of this site and a basic misunderstanding of what swinging is.
Swinging shouldn't be viewed as a solution to a problem but as an end in itself. It's about self-expression, passion and fun, not just sticking your dick in whatever moist socket will open for you. You can fulfill your own sexual needs with your right hand if it comes down to it, there's no need to involve anyone else so don't use that as an excuse.
I've never met anyone here but I still enjoy the site.
To swing with someone else's wife or husband with their knowledge and consent is just fine. Fucking about behind your wife's back isn't.
Swingers aren't "morally wrong" people. They are people whose attitude to sex and sexuality is different from the accepted norm. Morality doesn't even come into it except in the eyes of some very small-minded people who think the swinging community are amoral, which is a hell of a judgement to make.
Work things out with your wife or get a divorce. This is a cowardly and sleazy way to deal with marital problems.
Go back to your wife, this site's for swingers not cheaters.
agree with me? I never said anything!
It says they've viewed your profile, not that they're viewing it now or recently.
Two thumbs up (gonna need some lube)!
In the immortal words of Racey:
Some girls will, some girls won't
Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
Some say they will and some girls lie
There's absolutely no obligation on anyone to respond to mail. Maybe you're just not what they're looking for. "Single male" covers a lot of territory and we all have the right to be picky.