Quote by user=addiesfun
A vagina sneaked into the Vatican.
It crept past the vagina detectors.
It tip-toed into the very heart
of the rules and regulations section
where all the cardinals were sitting
around in circles making rules about
times of the month, thermometers and
how many erections are allowed through
the eye of a needle.
The little vagina sprang out suddenly
and shouted - “Peace be with you!”
The cardinals all replied
“And also with you” because none
of them had ever actually seen one
and they hadn’t got a clue what it
really was so they gave it cups of tea
and chocolate biscuits.
When Father Bartholomew came in for
the cups he paled and gasped and
was just about to say “My dear Cardinals,
with respect, you have been sharing your
biscuits with a 
But he said nothing because it might
have led to awkward questions.
The adventurous little vagina
hopped and skipped and danced
along the corridors shouting
“Peace be with you”
and all the priests who had never
seen one said - “And also with you”
and all the priests who had seen one
said it too.
In theory it should be just as easy
for an erection
but I wouldn’t bet on it.