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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly

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Jaysu Its wicked, I Know I was here the guts of 4 months before I met anybody, Ive said it time and time again, you make aquaintances, build some trust and then things will follow theyre own course.
Jaysus good girl Horny, twas Chop Suey I meant, I'm always mixing them two up....the beat of chop suey is fairly mad and urgent lol.
System of a Down 'Toxicity'...when I feel Like a quickie.. Ava Maria 'I like you so much better when yer naked' For some good old rough and tumble, the old playful sex. Sir Mixalot.'Babies got Back'....when I wanna see her shake her ass....*sings*..I like big butts and I cannot lie....
Jaysus Bi..I have neighbours of that name and ya look a bit like one of them lol. Mine's either Tiger Burke or Toby Burke. @Biscuit Girl Barbie...pmsl
I think chat is working ok again, the moon wwas misaligned with the vortex from the 5th of never which cause a cathotrphic implosion ...lol
Mr Babychicks, Speaking as a single guy I can say I agree there is far too much competit... mean other single guys lol. I suggest we have a mass cull Lol..But can I get an exemption first please..Ive been a good boy and santa might not come this year so need all the female attention I can Garner. I dont need house training and Despite my appearance I am low maintence.
Great Post male33, i have always been harping on about the power of the mind when it comes to sex, Like i say no Point having a ferrari if ya cant drive it. the depths of our phsyce hold the secrets to all our desires and creativeness sex wise, and when you find a person that fills in the blanks with an attitude and mindset that compliments yours you know you've truely arrived, i have only had that with one person so far and unfortounately it was short lived due to other circumstances. in the meantime i am Having a small measureable amount of enjoyment looking for someone similar........The ques over there to the right ladies:violin: i say brilliant and good for you to all those whpo have found the person that makes them complete. Makemyday0126.
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addies.....did you find out how aries and leos match up......

In the real world male the old leo would have the old aries for dinner :gagged:
aries is a sheep isnt it?
Heya surf Dude, I totally agree with you. There are a lot on here that are all mouth and no Trousers. whilst everyone has a right to be here and take from this site whatever does it for them, its very frustrating the amount of folks that are here just to chat and do nothing more. now before you all Jump on me like roman senators on the ides of march, There are a lot of genuine people here that are very social and are top notch individuals, Yes Swinging has a social side and its makes the whole physical side of the lifestyle that bit more complete, What I mean and I think what surfdude menas is that there is a lot of 'filling' and very little nutritional value.....christ thats one for the books...anyhoo....its never going to change, so is the nature of all sites, but in the long term I think the thoughts of this site becoming another social network type thing makes me shudder, now I know thats not going to happen..but..and its a big but, it could. A person I spoke to last night made a very good point, there are certain amounts of folk on this site who also frequent a few if not all the other dating and similar sites, so why not do it on them and leave the swinging site for those that really want to swing. 'West', where Makemyday0126 is from:twisted:
'voluptous goddess of the Night seeks worthy adversary for tiddly winks and parlour games, bring your own lube though' drinkies
..Reminds me Addie, must Get the weed wacker out again, theres feckin shrubs and everything starting to sprout.
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I had the greatest shag of my life, now smiling in glee smoking away a sheesha waiting for another great day! Note the time its 5:46 am HA!
...smoking away a Sheesha? OK Hold on yer doing that wrong, you eat a kebab Not smoke...FFs, how the hell you suppose to find a woman's clit if yer efforts ingest Turkish meat and pastry products gets off to such a bad start.
*Can we get a Joy of sex...yes the one with the black and white beardy pictures, will make will-E-thorn feel more at home*
OK! you were up at 5am on this site posting? were you not in bed like most fellas would be with the woman, instead of running away to your computer to idly boast about it to countless others? now i don't care what kinda 60's films you watched to get your 'lurve' etique from but i know is, that if I did it, by jaysus she would have been out the door and have me left sitting crying into my sheesha kebab.
Ah the old solo hand-job, Dik, can't beat it at times..
*Looks at Dortoms Profile and walks away shaking head and sniggering*......I have some vidal sasson somewhere if ya ever run out.
Ive always wanted to sit in a big office with a curvy brunette with cock sucking lips between me legs...cigars are optional. I wouldnt mind a Rattle at Sarah Palin, ewven if her politics do suck.
I'm going on me holidays woo hoo...Nuff said. 'Make's Magical Mystery Tour' kicks of Monday, I may be in a town near you..all applications by email to the usual address innocent
Happy Friday indeed to you all. I am starting my Holliers this evening and they are well deserved. Roll on Next week. Woo hoo.
Jaysus slightly that sounds like stevie wonder trying to get in a small door lol. Ara well I am happy with what I got and I reckon its all well having a 50 seater coach against a mini bus, but not worth a crap if ya can park it blink
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RE: Tired of bloody fools on this site? Mind first...body will follow...
Hello lady smile Are you really serious about jumping into bed with someone you hardly know? Actually, it maybe easier for dirty old men who use hookers, but for someone like yourself, a one night stand cannot possibily bring sexual relief, atleast not a memorable one. My take on this is, that for some one who has been married or has been with someone for sometime and caged into a relationship that yields some benefits but does not fulfill other urges, it is best to go out looking for someone who would understand their situation, not just be interested in a wild hump smile Because if there is no mental connection, it is hard to imagine good sex resulting...
So would you be interested in getting to know someone who shares some of your experiences? I am not Dr. Phil or Ellen DeGeneres in male drag, but hell yeah, I can talk...intelligently smile
So hope to hear from you,
now i know that us females like an e-mail to stand out at us - instead of the ususal "wanna fuck" type - but jesus - do u relly think were gonna actually answer that...:giggle:

Feck, I got that one too but he said Brian Cowan and Mary Harney instead of Dr Phil and Ellen Degenerous.....Cheeky feck.
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aquarius
You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.
Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.
You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.
Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.
You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks.
You love to experiment seuxally. You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.

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Christ that is scarily accurate.
I must say I am loving this thread Addie....I can cherry Pic me intended conquests..lol.
*heads away to makes notes.*
Shoulders Chapstan out of the way..er I am a scorpion too..see have stingy tail...lol.