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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
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Quote by user=ecd11239
anywheres good for me, can't wait for my 1st m/g! is there an initiation or anything?!
...Yes you have to pass Sexys Notorius Cock/Nipple Coat hanger test.......I think yee can all use yer imaginations.
( I secretly secreted a real coat hanger in me trouser department the night I had to do it, Luckily Rose never Noticed)
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VERY INTERESTING STUFF
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to
beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have
'the rule of thumb'
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name requested?
A.. Peggy
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleep
tight.'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'
It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,
they used the whistle to get some service.. 'Wet your whistle' is the
phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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can read it.
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Quote by user=missmjj
Cant wait guys......obviously hoping I am on the list:angel:...had a blast at the last one.
I do wear pjs either....but trust me...i will find something to wear.:
On another note.... only of my guilty secrets is having a thing for men in tartan flannelette pyjamas with the open fly....dont ask me why....just have naughty naughty thoughts about them......so if any men would like to obilige....I would be very grateful......lollol
cue all pennys tartan mens Pj Bottoms going mysteriously out of stock the week before Party....I have mine pre booked, actually I have bought up all stocks...just to improve my odds you know :mrgreen:
Hmm Slightly !!! Jaysus Trying to picture you in Jammys here and it aint computing
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:PAye Magical Mythical Place Mullingar, bit like the twilight zone.
The Burlesque Idea sounds goods, but is that kinda women only thing?..and before any smart women suggest it, seeing Steve Hornycup in PVC last weekend was mentally scarring enough for this lifetime lol, so no suggestions ladies, that us Lads get looking for corsets or the like, though silky will no doubt turn up in a body stocking or something.
I think Guys and dolls/Mobsters and Molls or some thing, Love to see the women dressed as Flappers and I'm sure the lads could get some 'Zoot Suits'.... 'Ba da bing'. :bounce:
I think Guys and dolls/Mobsters and Molls or some thing, Love to see the women dressed as Flappers and I'm sure the lads could get some 'Zoot Suits'.... 'Ba da bing'. :bounce: 