I'm just back from the north but as i was sitting on the porch last night watching my Nanny's dog chase her 1 eyed, 3 legged cat all round the small yard 2 things popped into my head, firstly WOW that cat can really move!! and secondly if i was to slip up and the bold thing like having a dinner date, what is the proper ethic to follow regarding dinner chat and so on and yes even the hardest of hardcore swingers "not including myself" with blood type: SWING: can repress there sexual urges for long enough to enjoy a nice dinner date. Maybe i'm wrong you tell me?? I've put together a bullet proof plan for all the ethic ignorant men out there looking to leave a woman they fancy wanting more and more..................
Step 1: Compliment your date on her choice of evening wear by saying something like "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you, then wink at her in a repetitive fashion!
Step 2. Look your date in the eye and say if this date goes well "lets by a puppy, you complete me" they love that kind of thing works all the time.
Step 3. Talk about money all night and how much property you own, also how your X wife is a dirty slag,,, by doing this it shows your date that your financially stable, also it shows your over your wife and ready to move on. Perfect move.
Step 4: Ask your date to dance! If she says no well cover up your embarrassment by saying "Dance"?? No i said "you look very FAT in those PANTS! Belief me she'll see the funny side of it and think your gas craic altogether.
Step 5: Show your date how important and correct you find woman's independence by letting her pay for half the meal and drinks, and insist on it, She'll be well impressed by this.
Step 6: Show your date your Transit van and how you fitted it out with a mattress for a little cuddle before you drop her home. This shows your interested in her and not afraid to make genius decisions.
And finally after your date runs up her drive way not looking back, shout out "WHY ARE YOU GOING WHEN YOU COULD BE CUMING OHHH YEE" Then don't call her and let her do all the chasing, she'll be mad after ya.........Im single
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:O:uhoh::lol2::happy:Quote by user=numberseven
Step 1: Compliment your date on her choice of evening wear by saying something like "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you, then wink at her in a repetitive fashion!
and there was me thinking he had a twitch of sorts and he just a weirdooooooooo ;)
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Now thats intersting lol ahhhh im just having a bit of craic. """"wonders how ive been rumbled so quick"
Okay by completeing this tried and tested questioaire we shall find out why you are here, a simple yes or no reply shall suffice...
1.. Are you looking for sex?
2. Are you real?
3. Are you really looking for a realtionship( many are).lol.
4. Are you seeking a fuck buddy, but don't like to use that word, as you claim to have integrity ( many do
)5. Are you of sane mind?
1.. Are you looking for sex? Yes
2. Are you real? Yes
3. Are you really looking for a relationship( many are).lol. No
4. Are you seeking a fuck buddy, but don't like to use that word, as you claim to have integrity ( many do:roll Fuck buddies are a myth they don't exist the proper term is a person to fuck, after all your not gonna fuck your buddies that would mess up your friendship
5. Are you of sane mind? Yes
5. Are you of sane mind? Yes Quote by user=Virgogirl
Okay by completeing this tried and tested questioaire we shall find out why you are here, a simple yes or no reply shall suffice...
1.. Are you looking for sex?
2. Are you real?
3. Are you really looking for a realtionship( many are).lol.
4. Are you seeking a fuck buddy, but don't like to use that word, as you claim to have integrity ( many do
5. Are you of sane mind?
without doubt this should be a required test for all who enter Swing4 Ireland.
Q1 Yes ...isn't that why we are here
Q2 Yes ...well to me anyway
Q3 No ... no shag & leave, its is supposed to be NSA
Q4 FB... I suppose it is not a very PC term... how about friend with benefits ... without doubt if you meet more than once there is a friendship & some friendships could be runied/ended by sex
Q5 Sanish ... well so my doctor tells me...:crazy:
have I passed:small-print: :thrilled:
Q4 FB... I suppose it is not a very PC term... how about friend with benefits ... without doubt if you meet more than once there is a friendship & some friendships could be runied/ended by sex
Not strictly true Alan-Ball, a fuck-buddy IMO and a fuck buddy with benefits are two different entities..
A fuck buddy is like a booty call, just call and shag..
A fuck buddy with benefits can be a friend, someone you meet simply for sex, but do share some level of friendship with, but no emtional ties..
Problem seems to be that a lot of people on sites get confused, and are seeking emotional affirmation, causing bloody havoc for those who know exactly what NSA is and should be.
"A fuck buddy is like a booty call, just call and shag..
A fuck buddy with benefits can be a friend, someone you meet simply for sex, but do share some level of friendship with, but no emtional ties.."
well then I am luck enough to have & enjoy both, but I am only here for the NSA ... but perhaps it is easier for men to be un-emotional about sex ... or maybe it is just me.
:loon::loon::loon:Sorry for stating the very obvious but my understanding and experience of is that any "friend with benefits" or "fuck buddy" which meet up more then a couple of times usually ends up like a mangled train crash, more times then not someone always gets attached and then that's friends out the window.
Its not easy to get 2 likeminded people who agree on the same principles and want the same things out of an arrangement. But if you do find someone who fits all the criteria, how long will the sex go on for without either one of yous getting attached or spending that much time with each other it starts to defeat the purpose
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Its not easy to get 2 likeminded people who agree on the same principles and want the same things out of an arrangement. But if you do find someone who fits all the criteria, how long will the sex go on for without either one of yous getting attached or spending that much time with each other it starts to defeat the purpose
Your spot on with that observation, I dont tend to class those I meet more than once as that, I think these kind of relationships can eventually end up with one person looking for more.
Virgo:
Okay by completeing this tried and tested questioaire we shall find out why you are here, a simple yes or no reply shall suffice...
1.. Are you looking for sex? is this a trick question?:doggy:
2. Are you real? last time I checked I was.
3. Are you really looking for a realtionship( many are).lol. Nope i am very Happy being single for now, though i have been called a cold person when I give this answer, (some really shouldn't try amateur physcho-analysis)
4. Are you seeking a fuck buddy, but don't like to use that word, as you claim to have integrity ( many do:roll ) nope, if I do get on well enough with a person('s) to meet again so be it, But its just fun and I would make it clear to them)
5. Are you of sane mind? yes I think so, (the small man with the hat does'nt follow me around as much these days)
I thought id put this in the Scatter Babble page cause its Babble funny though
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