Lonely Hearts.

8 Apr 2010

29 year old young at heart Kerryman, seeks anything really dunno

GSOH, OWN CAR, CARAVAN, WASHING MACHINE AND TUMBLE DRIER, DEEP FAT FRIER, willying to share expenses as long as I don't have to break a big Euro note...

8 Apr 2010

Kerry v Antrim ... an un-fair match if ever there was one but would the Kerrymen have knee-caps after the game...lol

8 Apr 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
Kerry v Antrim ... an un-fair match if ever there was one
but would the Kerrymen have knee-caps after the game...lol

God I wouldn't knee cap young jckb he and I would have no-one to annoy:giggle:

8 Apr 2010

DÃ¶t know if my starting handle would start a jckb ... But a jckb might be useful for ram raiding ... But what are you going to do with all the Rams... Maybe some lonely farmers may have a job for them worrying sheep dogs :giggle:

8 Apr 2010

Dont know if my starting handle would start a jckb ... But a jckb might be useful for ram raiding ... But what are you going to do with all the Rams... Maybe some lonely farmers may have a job for them worrying sheep dogs :giggle:

8 Apr 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
Dont know if my starting handle would start a jckb ... But a jckb might be useful for ram raiding ... But what are you going to do with all the Rams... Maybe some lonely farmers may have a job for them worrying sheep dogs
:giggle:

poor jckb, he will be:giggle: afronted

9 Apr 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
29 year old young at heart Kerryman, seeks anything really
GSOH, OWN CAR, CARAVAN, WASHING MACHINE AND TUMBLE DRIER, DEEP FAT FRIER, willying to share expenses as long as I don't have to break a big Euro note...

You cheeky f**ker! I dont own a tumble drier!!!! :fury:

9 Apr 2010

You cheeky f**ker! I dont own a tumble drier!!!!

Use of the F word young man?????????????
For four years I have put up with your miserable problems, well by god we go to war duel

:duel:

9 Apr 2010

Miserable 29 year old *titters * seeks someone to help him find his true location, tractor thrown in along with silk footie shorts:giggle:

9 Apr 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
Use of the F word young man?????????????
For four years I have put up with your miserable problems, well by god we go to war:duel:

Ya, you read it right. I said the F word! And I dont take it back neither!! :moon:

9 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell

Male 45 self starter (has own handle) seeks female with socket for recharging. Has an adaptor in case of voltage mismatch.

Thats a handy thing to have in your toolbox

9 Apr 2010

Have to hope our Alan doesnt blow a fuse sticking it in strange sockets lol

9 Apr 2010

:grin: anyone ever try to jump a 12 volt car with a 24 volt lorry, its not good for the car... :giggle: I mean jump-start

9 Apr 2010

Try attaching them to your testicles not good for them either longjon. I hasten to add i have never had the experience however I have some erstwhile friends who have done such things (jackass have nothing on these guys).

10 Apr 2010

High voltage balls??? Now that is a new one to me:eeek: Would be intresting to see how many volts those daddy bags could take:evil2: