Cold Housewife

One of my part-time jobs is as a sales rep for an insulation company. Last february while out looking for customers i was asked to give a quote for a lady in Limerick City. I called to the house at the appointed time and was met by the lady of the house. Having had a long day of no sales I didn't take any notice of how she looked.

I went about my business and was climbing up my ladder to look in the attic when I heard a very definite 'mmmm oh my'..... I reddened to the cheeks and said excuse me....she just smiled and said I wouldnt need insulation if I had a young man like you around the house...I scuttled into the attic unsure what to do...I waited for a few minutes before coming back down, where I was met by this lady in her night gown which was barely closed....she walked towards me and started caressing my crotch.... my mouth was dry and I couldnt speak, she rubbed my crotch so delicately and yet so hard that I actually came in my pants..... I was bright red with embarrassment and went to leave... she just stood there smiling...as I made my way to the front door she shouted after me to call back the next day with her quotation!