I was out one day and I sene this fine young wan walking along the road and she looked a bit de jected, having not had sex in a few days I thought what the hell I would give it a bash, I walked up to her and asked did she want to get a coffee, she looked at me blankly and said 'sure we are miles from civilization where are you going to get the means to boil water and not to mention fact there is a recession on and all Coffee has been santioned, grow up ya weirdo' so I continued on my way kicking pebbles along the road and feeling sorry for myself then I seen the local post masters daughter bending over her bike and noticed that she looked a bit more approachable than usual, maybe it was the lack of caffeine in my system though.