Well, in an age that is crippled with a World Financial Crisis and a poor batch of Reality TV Programmes, I find myself looking to add a little excitement to my otherwise painfully procession like life. (Get Up, Go to Work, Go Home, Watch Reality TV, Go To Bed - Repeat Until Deceased)

I'm in a relationship. It's pretty much reached that stage where sex is a commodity. When you get it you hold onto it. Recession and all that.

Me? Well, I am looking for a little excitement. Passion. Fun. Have a chat with a woman and feel giddy. To have sex with a woman and feel free.

I am 29, approaching 30 at an alarmingly quick rate. I have brown hair, green eyes, two ears and a nose. I also have a mouth, which I use quite a lot, and can be very useful...in certain situations. Yes, I brought the tone down a bit there...sorry...

I am of average build and to be honest, I'd be lying if I told you my height because I have never measured myself. About yay high. Average again.

I am clean, never touched drugs, and discreet.

I would love to hear from you and see if anything could happen. Although, I must warn you, I refuse to reply to mails that wish to discuss this god damn World Financial Crisis of those Bloody Jungle Reality Programs. :-)