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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by user=Eden
Worship hon, are you telling me that they kept texting without replies? Just don't reply straightaway. I regularly leave my phone in the car, run out of battery, am in a meeting, am with my Dad, am with my Granny, am with my brother, am with my sister, am with my puppy... replies can be delayed, problem solved. Replying straightaway sends the message that you want to engage with text conversation/are happy with the texts etc. I think.
true, and sometimes you can't reply bcos you're doing your bit in protecting the planet from extraterestrial sex probers!!!!
THe original 1978 Halloween
a nightmare on elm street 1984 version naturally
salems lot (those kids at the window..... Jeeez)
as someone who has worked on a couple of low budget films the Blair witch project and paranormal activity are minor classics in my opinion
zack snyders dawn of the dead remake was far better than it had right to be, the original dawn of the dead is of course the godfather of zombie films.
I could go on all day, massive movie fan. Watched 4 DVDs yesterday
Quote by user=tattsneither :cry:
do you supprise anyone last night??
one group of trick r treaters got me at the door with hockey mask and butcher knife.
I thought they'd love me getting into the Halloween spirit.
The amount of shrieks and tears suggest otherwise
left the mask in the sitting room after that
When and where did you last have sex?
Eden, what can I say! You're exactly the sort of gogetter this thread needed.
I admire your singkemindedness and focus, a lot of the others went all giggly and excitable like a bunch of 12 year olds at a jonas brothers gig. You held it together, combatted the nerves and sorted it.
As for your insistence on bringing mid and lass, I'll overlook it this one time. They are still trying to denigrate me in this thread while sending me increasingly sorrowful emails about how "they're only trying to be cool in front of the others and don't really mean it".
Girls you're lucky I'm such an accomodating guy.
I've also come up with a solution to the problem a lot of ye emailed me with about being worried about not getting to grasp my nettle so to speak.
You can use my face pic to print off life size face masks which you can wear and bring your own strapons. Voilà , problem solved. Imagine it, a room full of me's boning one another.
Every lady and gay mans fantasy come true!!!
Eden when you finalise preparations, hit up my inbox!!!
Arrivederci ladies x
Totally agree with u mids, although I have yet to hear of anyone belittling the site. A lot has been learned by myself from being on the site and I am sure I will learn a lot more, hopefully some of the fun stuff :evil2: 
Quote by user=midnightchat
Cat I have no doubt we can all learn a bit more to make us better swing people. My observations were only made with regard to a particular type of member and not the site as a whole. I have met some fantastic men here which is why I have no hesitation in recommending them to others. It's just frustrating to watch people shoot themselves in the foot over the most basic of things, or people belittling the site as being full of wasters when in fact they might need to amend their own attitudes to be a little more successful.
Quote by user=midnightchat
WAYS A WOMAN CAN ANNOY A BLOKE ON SWING:
Not understand the need to whisper a greeting, sure everyone knows how perilous it is to say hi to a lady on open chat.
Get annoyed when you ask them their A.S.L. Sure who has time to be reading profiles.
Again get annoyed when you say hi, where are you from, how old are you, then ask what are you into. Sure it’s a swing site, no need for the prolonged chat ups.
Refuse to show the private pics. Sure what’s the point in having them up when you aren’t willing to show them to tom, dick and horny.
Refuse to go into a private room for some ‘cam to cam’. sure it’s a swing site, get them off ya!
Get pissy when you realise that you have only been providing fluff material. That there was never any genuine intention to meet. Sure what’s the point, I can get all the stimulation I need spending countless nights on here just talking about it!
Get pissy when, after countless nights talking about meeting, someone else catches my eye on chat and I blank you while they are there. Aren’t ya lucky that an hour later when they leave chat I come and say ‘hi how are you’.
Query why I need to change my profile name as often as my underwear, or why I need to have so many different profiles. What business is it of yours what I have done on one profile that I need to disassociate myself from it so quickly. I can have a profile for each of my personalities if I want!
:giggle: ah mids, i think some of us girls hav a lot to learn too, speaking for myself only of course. god loves a tryer
Quote by user=alicolwic
Eden could score 10 times a day if she wished, that I dont doubt. And as for being an average looking girl? When did that happen? Last I saw you, you were well above average.
But it wouldnt just be her looks that I would find attractive, Eden is very sharp and witty, and has a way with words that would put a barrister to shame. Nothing like intelligence to turn a man on.
Eden's post was informative, was not judgemental to anyone in particular and basically it was a guide to all men who really want to impress. Yes a lot of guys on here are very handsome, but substance is also required if you wish to catch a lady's eye and keep her interested. Remember, most ladies wish to go for a drink, maybe dinner and then on to the fun times. If you cant hold your own in conversation, all the good looks in the world aint gona help you.
Im no Don Juan here, but I do believe I know the importance of respect towards women, regardless if I want to sleep with them or not. Ive read Eden's initial post and all of the subsequent posts on that thread and I would advise any guys on here who think they are god's gift to give it the once over before trying to impress. You never know, you may just pick up the best piece of advice on ladies that you may have previously overlooked.
The Guy: Girl ratio in the swing lifestyle has a huge difference, so I would imagine that all of the single guys are in competition with each other, and only the strongest will survive. The ladies on here can pick and choose who they would like to meet. And that is just a fact of life.
well said :clap::small-print:
Quote by user=pocohauntas
a femine female is a lady who doesnt want to act like a guy in bed darling ...
I don't really know how a man behaves in bed, usually being the only man in bed during the sexytime.
Going from my own experiences, my behaviour in bed has been described as mind blowing, earth shattering and unforgettable. Surely you'd want the female to emulate that, although possibly with less semen being stayed around.
In all seriousness, I must have been in an odd mood when I asked you that, and if I offended you I apologise. I hope all goes well for ye and you find a sexy chick to have fun with.
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