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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 115
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Quote by user=BIGGLES5000
Hey Biggles here. Hi ladys straight male here looking for two BI ladys to experience my frist threesome FFM an easygoing respectable lad have my own place but can travel if needs be smokers welcome full descretion and respect is assured please private message me if i here from you soon.:thumbup:
If it's in here biggles, I'll give ya the money myself
Dear empathetic Eden
Thank you for your prompt reply. It's interesting you diagnosed me with a delusional disorder, interesting in that it would appear you are the one with the problem.
As a keen amateur psychologist it's painfully obvious to me that you are suffering from a recently discovered condition known as discreetbuddy syndrome. It's a minor mental delusional disorder, which can spiral out of control and cause the sufferers to become violent and aggresive over the most trivial of matter e.g. People putting the incorrect condiments in their drink.
The sufferers of this syndrome (of which several have been discovered recently) project their awe towards the object of their affections by trying to make humorous remarks about them, which serves only to highlight their infatuation.
The symptoms are easily identifiable, women become hot flustered and excitable while chatting, forumming or emailing with the other party, they are also known to experience severe dampness in their private area while thinking of me..,,, I mean the person in question.
Be honest eden you know that you're a sufferer.
The treatment for this syndrome is long and hard and must taken orally and vaginally thrice daily for two to three weeks.
Quote by user=xanadu
Jaysus H Tittywankin Christ will yiz all lighten up ......
I dont normally post on the forums but i do enjoy reading them from time to time have read Edens initial Sticky and now Stig im readin yours ........ agree with a lot of it to be honest but can see both sides ..
But discreet I have to applaud you :clap:for makin me laugh sooooooo hard i weed a little lol lol lol lol
EXPECT AN EMAIL WITH A PUSSYPIC lol
ohhhhh yea and meet ye at the alley beside Dunnes on North Earl St later ok lol lol lol .......... im still giggling bout his post ........ lighten up guys arent we all here to have a bit of craic ??
xan, think there is an incontinence problem goin on :O, thank u, u hav just made me pee a little too ya header
I have several problems I need help with
firstly I have gotten hot and heavy with girls lots of times and when it comes to the crunch, when I whip off my calvns they say "I can't take that it's too big, it's like a heineken can with a beachball on top". It's very frustrating.
Secondly when I do find an adventurous gal who will try, they invariably have to stop after a while complaining of orgasm fatigue. One girl (a squirter) had to be hospitalised due to dehydration.
Please help
Enormous and Godlike in the south east
To get this thread back on track. Here is a list of ways to annoy a single guy on swing!
1) not replying to emails - I sent you a mail saying "wanna fuck?" and a picture of my cock. What more do you ladies want!!!! Trust me, you send me a mail saying "let's fuck!!!" and a picture of your vagina I promise I will reply!!
2) no single males - oooooh you've gone all bi and don't want men, trust me give 5 minutes alone with ya I'll bring ya back to my side of the force!!!
3) I don't like cock pics - say what now???? Cock pics are awesome. Their like the perfect combination of gigers alien design and the space shuttle. What's not to love???? Granted some peoples (ie mine) are more photogenic than others but they all need love
4) let's say we've been whispering for 2 minutes. By this time the lady should have given out her mobile number, invite to private pics and offered to meet in an alleyway for sex within the next hour. It's common courtesy ladies.
5) going on cam with a nice but shy rack. Don't do it ladies. We love your boobies which is why we whisper you unconscionable filth telling you to get them out. Do it for all the one handed typists out there.
6) not having any pics - this is a no no. We don't expect everyone to have pictures of them laying on their back with their legs spread, just most of you. Btw those of you who don't do this, we expect boob pics.
There's more but I don't want to overload ye ladies
