I want this to stand out but have been told not to 'Shout' so I thought I'll take my time and do it in rhyme.

Visited this site a few times without much luck,

think the ladies think i'm just after a f***.

I'm a descrete, non pushy, athletic male,

got a bit of a tan so not too pale.

With a GSOH, being clean and polite,

we can enjoy ourselves through the evening and night.

New to swinging and the fun it can bring,

was hoping that you could show me a thing.

Fear not all you ladies we can take it slow,

so put pen to paper and give me a go.....