Quote by user=Blondiexxx
I do like reading and joining in with the forums but as long as they are informative/interesting/amusing antidotes etc. I personnally hate the ones that have at this stage run out of steam because whats the point - feel at this stage people competing to get their posting numbers up - plain ridiculous I think. rant over full stop!

Quote by user=dragonstar
ok how is this for weird I cant sleep face to face with anyone............I beleive if I do they will steal my breath........its really bizarre I know but it freaks me out lol lol lol

Quote by user=alan-ball
guys just because you handle or suck a cock does not make you Gay

Quote by user=Cutedonjuan
... And i've just heard the words that would put the fear of god into any man- 'series 6 of grey's anatomy coming soon'!

Quote by user=donnaking
but if i were in a couple, i must say, kissing is a very personal thing and without trying to objectify others, sometimes it keeps the emotions out if you arent kissing. I think I could watch someone I love do sexual acts with someone before I could actually see them kiss someone.

Quote by user=lovebird
Virgo and Lovebird you are both quite mad:giggle:
But we luvs ya:inlove:
There will be plenty of sweating when we all get together

Quote by user=lovebird
well at last i can comment on this thread...(coz had nooo idea what it was,and was too lazy to google it till now)
blue balls, its not all that bad,what u men moaning about?
now il tell ya what really hurts....getting bigger for nine months, seeing the light at the end of the tunnel,at last you arrive at hospital,endure hours and hours of pain(and not the good kind!!) to be told by the doctor....'we are going to have to make a small incision'. 'fine' you say, your half delirious with pain the words dont sink you realise....'small incision??' doesnt that mean 'cutting?''dont worry .you will hardly feel it'
well doctor how would you like it if i used a scapel to make a 'small incision in the top of YOUR knob?' exactly!!! not so fecking small now is it???
so they cut...pain is fecking horrendous!!!baby arrives all was so worth it,baby fine and healthy,mothers fine, you forget about the pain.....until..... you need to go the loo.....sweet mother of jaysus......who knew a 'small incision' could cause sooooooo much pain?????but it doesnt last thank god,,one or two weeks, max.
i think that beats your little blue balls!!!
lovebird
xx

Quote by user=ladyzaza
Dunno what film that line is in; but here's another .....
"What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?!"