:haha:Alan i knew i had seen your arse before our meet, lost count of the times i seen it streaking by in the forest while i was been serviced by teddy lol:giggle:
Make sure you dont oil your caber Alan, wouldnt want Mrs M losing her grip at the vital moment lol
Yeah agree with a weekend away as long as there was two couble beds in the room, i like my space in bed when i sleep, i can trash about a lot and wouldnt want the other person to leave with a black eye lol
Mulder do you want to prove your alive and kicking????
If so when are you free for a real good time lol
You can have her before i even start on her Alan lol not my type. Amy Lee and Pink...now your talking....yum yum
Anice firm slap to welcome him to this wonderful fun site lol
:haha::haha::haha: Ooooo a peek at a willy:haha::haha: i`ve just come over all shy:-o i wouldnt know what a willy looks like:angel:
:welcome: Hope you find what your looking for.
Some times we would be able to tell if we knew the person by a body pic, but there have been some meets we want to forget so wouldnt want to know if it was a pic of them:giggle:
Theres a new weapon for csi to use...pussy finger printing:giggle:
And what time would you have brekkie at? you durty stop out lol
That is disgusting behaviour both on a swing site or in everyday life. How dare they think it is ok to insult anyone on this site for how they look!
It makes me laugh to be honest all these ppl who have good looking on their profile and will only meet good looking fit ppl. Seriously who the hell do they think they are? We all may think we are gods gift to the world at times but that does not mean that we are everyones cup of tea or that everyone is going to think omg that person is sooo good looking and fit i want them so badly.
There are ppl on this site of all shapes sizes and looks and while some may not be to our taste we will not be so fecking rude to say no thanks we think your fat,ugly,too tall, too skinny or whatever we will just politely tell them that we are not available for a meet. There is no need to insult anyone.
Yes we may all want to shag the best looking person in the world but just because they are good looking does not mean they are good in bed or a nice person. We would rather have a nice person than a self centred ass hole who thinks they are gods gift.
Dar we are so sorry this happened to you, we haven't met yet but we would be honored to meet one of the nicest ppl on this site...and hey we are not supermodels either, just means there is more to get a grip of when been durty lol and teddy has a beard too...great for tickling the right places.
Long all your posts are quality:giggle:
you never reduce a serious thread to smut:giggle:
and you would never repeat post in threads to get your posts up:giggle:
Virgo maybe if you tried getting someone to go up a ladder and spraying the pipe with de-icer, then putting some insultaion around it? Or run boiling hot water down the plug hole slowly so it doesnt back up, it should melt the ice, but if your very unlucky it could burst the pipe and if that happens...we didnt tell you to do it lol
Sweet lord above that must have hurt like fecking hell.....:fuckinghell:
We think its ok if your a single but as a couple with kids we really dont want our little ones waking up to a stranger in the house,ok it may seem odd cause we swing while they are in bed but we respect them too much to have a new aunty or uncle sitting down for breakfast with them. But each to their own.
My pet hate is when a bloke is behind you going at it for all he is worth while telling you to "take it bitch"!!!! Ok first off take what? the only thing i can feel is your bony pelvis banging off my ass! And secondly,who the hell are you calling "bitch"?
Gobshites:taz:
Nothing worse than a bloke or woman with socks on while shagging, seriously how fecking lazy can you get???
Day dream believer....the monkeys
i love it:haha:
