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photocasebook
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 km · Antrim
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Sex God
And googleing the profile name "photocasbook" came only with 3 returns all of which refur to S4I
Sex God
It only comes up with what i acctualy do.
No other with my name???
that was using both " and " qoute marks and with out.
Sex God
just the two things in my satchel.
a leatherman (like swiss army knife), lots of blank sheets of paper(dont need pens as u would use the charchol from the nightly fire),:yinyang:
a leatherman (like swiss army knife), lots of blank sheets of paper(dont need pens as u would use the charchol from the nightly fire),:yinyang: Sex God
:laughabove::laughabove::haha: totaly missed the last question :doh:
Andy Sire help yourself and thanks.:thumbup: Sex God
:lick: not slaping. it would get in way of :lick: :doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::lick::doggy: 
hwoar:
hwoar: Sex God
Will have to say for the first few hours i drink minerals and then have a few. Give a vhance to see what i am like with an without drink on me. No bad differance apart from tiresness. Drink is used as a relaxant but others should be strong enough to say to another if they have had a bit much "here bought you a mineral drink that next"
If you cant go to a meet sober with out drinking should you go at all?
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: Sex God
Thank you Corkgirlhwoar:
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER
DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO
USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.
hwoar:
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER
DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO
USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM. 
Razors always at the ready! Much better aerodynamics. Sex God
While I was "flying" down the road this morning (i.e.,10 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a garda siochalony with
a radar gun on the other side laying in wait.
The garda pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the garda, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The garda stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the
hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge....."
Traffic Ticket: Court Costs: The Look on that Garda's Face: PRICELESS!!!
Sex God
:lol2:crickey shaven havent had that said to me in ages :grin::haha:
Sex God
Bullet The Blue Sky ..... 2 dublin punks 1 welsh and one english .... U2
