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parky
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Kerry
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Sexlightened
Hey
Im in the big schmoke for the weekend and a few of us are meeting up in a city centre bar for some drinks, so if anyone else is at a loose end and looking for some craic and banter please pm me and I will let you know where and when.
Lets make it a great St Paddys weekend :bounce::bounce:
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Sexlightened
Have to agree with the ladies here, I personally know a few of the mods and nicer more genuine people you could not meet. I for one would never want a job of a mod as know they do a whole lot of work behind the scenes and have to deal with all sorts of shite etc to keep the site running smoothly.
There are chat room rules for a reason and there job is also to keep chat running smoothly and to keep it a place for everyone, so many times ive seen idiots kicked for being just plain stupid plonkers, people are warned and there are chat room rules there for a reason and if mods to not uphold the rules so to speak chat with be a complete mess, so dan if u do have a problem with a particular mod its probably best to send a mail to admin besides bashing them on here!!
This is only my opinion!!
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Sexlightened
A few peeps from here were on to me to know if any are meeting up this weekend in Tralee for the Rose of Tralee, I know of a few coming to Tralee for the weekend so if any other peeps are coming to Tralee for the weekend leave a comment below or pm me and maybe we could arrange for a few to meet up for some drinkies etc :drinkies::cheers::cheers:
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Sexlightened
Being irish means....
Describing someone with longstanding, persistent and untreated psychosis as "a character".
Saying "There's definitely no recession here!" every time you see more than ... 5 people in a pub
Saying "Ah but he's very good to his mother" about some utter lunatic
TK Red lemonade and white pudding. Not together of course
Your ma or da greeting you with the phrase "d'ya know who's dead?"
That mini heart attack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion
You're not drinking??? Are you on antibiotics?
Wallpaper on your school books
Being Grand!!
Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours
Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon.
Learning a language for 12 years and not being fluent
Flat 7UP heals all illnesses
Calling Joe Duffy instead of the Guards
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Sexlightened
Some very common Irish Sayings below - Please feel free to add your own lol
•Ireland its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult,
• Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation,
• Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time,
• You're scared of the wooden spoon,
• The word 'like' goes in every sentence,
• You can say "Any craic' to a garda and you won't get arrested,
• 'The dogs' bollocks' means something brilliant UnlikeLike ·
• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals',
• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything,
• The best cure for a hangover is more drink,
• Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus',
• 'Meeting' has a double meaning, • Tea is the solution to every problem,
• And water is the solution to every GAA injury,
• "I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late,
• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park,
• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner',
• GAA is considered religion
•When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over,
• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight,
• 'Ah fuck off' means 'Are you serious?', ... ...
• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend,
• Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't,
• "Fuck it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly!
