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lancelot
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
Ireland

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Alan, I will buy you a pint if you can put logo of knight on my posts.
Quote by user=lovebird
Taxi clientele who repeatedly ask to be taken home, but omit to say where home is, wishing to direct rather than divulge their address, and then fall asleep within minutes. I don't mind them falling asleep as long as I know where they live before they do!

lance do i detect 'confessions in a rearview mirror' coming on here??
lol....
lovebird
xx
My rearview mirror would welcome your presence.
I would find it hard to keep my eyes on the road with such a presence. x
....all for one and (my) one for all. It was then that Ethel Merman burst on the scene in her high-kicking style, whilst singing "there's no business like show business", indignantly jutting out her voluptuous breasts in horror that Padds didn't know what a merman was. (to follow Alan's post)
Congrats Pierced, you have met no 1 requirement in Amber's spec!!!!!!!!
FUN, FUN, FUN!!!!!!!!!!! We can all get lost in the bushes on offer and have a game of "guess who's bush I'm lashing with my tongue". There would be an abundance of sausages and puddings to be engorged. But, what could be done with the crisps.........
So now, Clyde and Padds had to reluctantly work together to devise a plan to save Newbie, Bonnie and now the kid. Lancelot kept his distance, waiting for the opportunity to ostentatiously dash in, save the day, and steal all the glory from Padds and Clyde!
But, ferns are gymnosperms, perhaps Padds should be looking amongst the angiosperms (flowering plants) such as roses and orchids to find a plant to match the rare beauty of both Newbie and Bonnie. This dawns on Padds as he exclaims, "Botany will get you everywhere!"..
Taxi clientele who repeatedly ask to be taken home, but omit to say where home is, wishing to direct rather than divulge their address, and then fall asleep within minutes. I don't mind them falling asleep as long as I know where they live before they do!
Oh steps! I didn't think of them, as the bridge of my nose crashes against the top step. I must have been too busy looking at Newbie on cam to notice them. A good Samaritan helps me to my feet, and to my chagrin it's.............
ALAN BALL 2 QUICK 4 ME!!!!!!!!!!