The plot thickens, but does MacDonald's sauce of the week?
Could this explain Padds' stools not being in ship-shape order?
We need to call in Griss to assess whether the blow-fly larvae in Padds' stools match the time-frame of when he last ate in MacDonalds.
Only now does everybody appreciate the value of a fully trained entymologist; fair play to Griss the insect inspector.
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lancelot
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
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But, it seems that Cutie had a bone-fide alibi and the Dna evidence ruled her out as the perpetrator of the heinous crime. Who knew that she had just cause? Just who had attempted to frame her?
Perhaps it was Jim Brass attempting to unshackle the mantra of portraying the strait-laced, no-nonsense cop! The burden of the cariacature imposed on him had finally caught up with him and triggered his innermost psychopathic tendencies to manifest themselves.
Sarah smelt a rat, sidled over to Griss and whispered.......
Aha, Daniel O'Donnell and his entourage of mammies have got wind of the Enterprise's impending arrival at Waterford airport and have rescheduled their trip to Knock having heard that a virgin birth has occurred on the Enterprise.
On the way down the mammies were busying themselves baking scones whilst Daniel rehearsed his latest repertoire of ground-breaking, soul-searching tunes, little realising that Deanna had, in fact, given birth to a Cockalonian!
Would this alien exposure fast forward their attitude of mind a full 2 centuries or would they clam up and cling to mind-numbing tradition as is their wont?
Computer dick is failing as he gets engulfed by the giant hairpiece that has now been supplemented by all the Cockney syrups and Brummy wiggies.
Newbie, always searching for new adventures, looks up and notices that the hairpiece has taken the form of Sir Jasper. Seizing the moment, she summons her best singing voice and sings the opening stanza of an immortal rugby song "Oh Sir Jasper do not touch.....
