Hi Lauren.
Welcome.
You shouldn't be apologising for size.
If you're looking for fun then look at it in a few ways:
Genuine blokes (if you are after a bloke) do not carry measuring tapes. Or...
Take the fun that you want....you cantake control. Or...
Get on the Chat-Rooms....even if you don't meet anyone for the real thing, you'll meet some nice people and have a bit of fun chatting to some good people. Joining this site is brave enough. And not everyone gets to do the 'real thing' anyway (from what I can gather)
My god, I sound like an old auntie giving years of wicked wisdom to a younger niece.
jo (not an auntie by the way)
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jomor999
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Quote by user=lovebird
Did you cum??
freaks me out:doh:
when they have 2 ask its time for them 2 leave!
No. Have some fun first. Then tell him to get lost.
A little bit of bladder leak when you're on top. Then say "Yes"......he won't know the difference (unless you ask him to lick-up your "cum"):smile2:
But if he asks "did you cum at the same time as me hun"....then that isthe limit (for the insincere use of the word "Hun", hun)
jo
Quote by user=lovebird
jo..... do u play rubgy??????? if so where do ya play...ive a sudden unexplained interest in the sport!!!!!
I dont play rugby....wish I did though: knowing that some hot girls are rugger fans (and seemingly the list is getting bigger by the day
)I did have the rugger-shirt, and Jeans and the jacket though(oh no...rugger-bugger 80s fashion comes back to haunt me)....looked a bit of twat really.
But I was, years ago, the anchor-man on a Relay team.
Hence I knew what is was like to be last to have a go and to follow the mess that 3 others left for me.
It was, however, delight to cross-the-line holding my batton.:taz:
I also did a bit of Pole-Vaulting....that is another story....
Not great at Shot-Putting though.
All very topical with the Olympics.
jo
:sticky:
:doh:
joAs Westie says in his 666 th post:
"Also if drug jargon and talk of drug were allowed on chat it would just lead to no control and soon we'd have ppl talking about where we can get it or i know this guy or the site will become a dealing spot easily."
That would be my main concern....we can't allow this to become a dealing site (whether in legal or illegal chemical substances).
Drug jargon is shite, uncool, and childish
I think that the site should not just pander to legislation or other laws of this country, but needs to make a moral stand on such 'substances'and the behaviour surrounding them. Being legal or illegal does not, in itself, make something OK or not OK.
I've seen too many friends either dead or stewed from LSD, Coke, vallium etc etc.
I've seen an equal number in the same boat from alcohol.
It is good to see that responses here are noting the difference between a bit of drink and something that gets out-of-hand.
As a side note, I've been part of the anti-drug campaign for nearly 30 years.
I no longer drink 'cause I wanna see life for what it is.
I am, however, smoking myself into an early grave (and 'donating' a large part of my 150-euro-a-week fag bill to the tax man who will, hopefully, plow the revenue into our health service).
jo (sober,and a devils-advocat but being rather serious in this thread)
"Also if drug jargon and talk of drug were allowed on chat it would just lead to no control and soon we'd have ppl talking about where we can get it or i know this guy or the site will become a dealing spot easily."
That would be my main concern....we can't allow this to become a dealing site (whether in legal or illegal chemical substances).
Drug jargon is shite, uncool, and childish
I think that the site should not just pander to legislation or other laws of this country, but needs to make a moral stand on such 'substances'and the behaviour surrounding them. Being legal or illegal does not, in itself, make something OK or not OK.
I've seen too many friends either dead or stewed from LSD, Coke, vallium etc etc.
I've seen an equal number in the same boat from alcohol.
It is good to see that responses here are noting the difference between a bit of drink and something that gets out-of-hand.
As a side note, I've been part of the anti-drug campaign for nearly 30 years.
I no longer drink 'cause I wanna see life for what it is.
I am, however, smoking myself into an early grave (and 'donating' a large part of my 150-euro-a-week fag bill to the tax man who will, hopefully, plow the revenue into our health service).
jo (sober,and a devils-advocat but being rather serious in this thread)
I fully support any anti-drugs campaign.
I say who needs drugs if they have a healthy way of life and a healthy outlook on life.
Certainly the day that I need Viagra or amyl nitrate will be the day that I give up sex.
.it does immense damage to people and society.
Why does alcohol always get away with poor excuses such as ‘but it is not illegal’?
Whilst I’m not a professed teetotaller, I don’t actually drink. (I don’t blow my mind on substances either).
I don’t need to use alcohol as an excuse to abuse people nor as an excuse to abuse society with alcohols ‘legal (sic) and justifiable’ excuses.
Where do we draw the line? a demonstrative joke about ‘having a Joint’ worse than someone quoting “…when I were ?
Do people on this site get written abuse by drunks in the chat-rooms?
I bet it does society excuse that so long as they are not on Pot then it’s just the ‘Lads having a laugh’?
Admin…keep up the work to protect the decent users of this site.
Jo
I say who needs drugs if they have a healthy way of life and a healthy outlook on life.
Certainly the day that I need Viagra or amyl nitrate will be the day that I give up sex.
.it does immense damage to people and society.
Why does alcohol always get away with poor excuses such as ‘but it is not illegal’?
Whilst I’m not a professed teetotaller, I don’t actually drink. (I don’t blow my mind on substances either).
I don’t need to use alcohol as an excuse to abuse people nor as an excuse to abuse society with alcohols ‘legal (sic) and justifiable’ excuses.
Where do we draw the line? a demonstrative joke about ‘having a Joint’ worse than someone quoting “…when I were ?
Do people on this site get written abuse by drunks in the chat-rooms?
I bet it does society excuse that so long as they are not on Pot then it’s just the ‘Lads having a laugh’?
Admin…keep up the work to protect the decent users of this site.
Jo
sorry bertie.....didn't know you were a member of this site.
Would a picture of your successor do the trick then? (now there is a set of lips with which to work, and hope he's not a member here as well)
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More seriously, to the original question put.....DONTs are simply a boring endless list.
So, think about how ‘DO’ to turn a girl on, and how ‘DO’ to keep her turned on.
It may be that someone you know very well might like some rough play; but dedicated sensualness will never fail. A bit of variety is good. Have small breaks and gently stroke or tease during the breaks..
And whom am I to really say?
a bloke, but I do chat with my women to find out what they like and DON’T like.
Jo (home alone today)
Would a picture of your successor do the trick then? (now there is a set of lips with which to work, and hope he's not a member here as well)
.
More seriously, to the original question put.....DONTs are simply a boring endless list.
So, think about how ‘DO’ to turn a girl on, and how ‘DO’ to keep her turned on.
It may be that someone you know very well might like some rough play; but dedicated sensualness will never fail. A bit of variety is good. Have small breaks and gently stroke or tease during the breaks..
And whom am I to really say?
a bloke, but I do chat with my women to find out what they like and DON’T like.
Jo (home alone today)
ah now, ravenfire......surely you can't expect blokes to know where the clit really is and what to do with it. :doh:
At least with a hole, blokes know what to do....ie put something inside.;)
next thing... 'teasing the clit' and being somewhat 'sensual' with the clit surrounds will be expected of blokes.
jo
At least with a hole, blokes know what to do....ie put something inside.;)
next thing... 'teasing the clit' and being somewhat 'sensual' with the clit surrounds will be expected of blokes.
jo
(bet they would most likely be blokes)
jo and(for today only)
joNot wishing to be the one to bring the level to a low level of filth (or kinkyness in the heat of the moment)......
...but in the theme of a Swingers site, does not the possibility of more than one bloke around not crop up? AND.....
with any potential that that might conjure up...????!!!!:sticky:
(OK, i'll wash my mouth and mind with soap and water)
jo
By "Success" I assume you mean "fuck someone elses missus" or get a single girl.
Read some of the Threads in the various forums.
There are single guys who don't get "success" on the site, but seem to enjoy the chat and on-line interaction, and are patient.
There are those who don't get "success" and moan or gripe.
But, take note of what couples and single females say:
see other threads. The answers, and reasons, are there.
best of luck
jo
Generally, I'm agreeing with Westside (and many others) on this one.
Being oneself.....
that really is the key.
Not just here, on the site, but in life.
It is true that one cannot FULLY be oneself here (a certain amount of secrecy has to exist eg my user name is not my full real name).
Maybe too many blokes try to be "blokes" (whatever "blokes" are supposed to do). In being so, it causes conflict with who one is deep inside.
And, Silvercat, I do like the tatts by the way....but that is as one person to another, not a guy to a girl.
If we were to do a poll on what blokes thinkthat ladies like to talk about, would we think that the list might be:
football; my fast car; my bank balance; my huge cock; my 'kicking fuck out of someone'; my not doing or talking about anything girlie in case she (or other blokes)thinks I'm gay?
Yeah, of course that might float some girls boat....but not all.
OR....maybe that is my big failing: I don't like football, I've no money; I chat about make-up; and I've a mini-cock.
jo
Being oneself.....
that really is the key.
Not just here, on the site, but in life.
It is true that one cannot FULLY be oneself here (a certain amount of secrecy has to exist eg my user name is not my full real name).
Maybe too many blokes try to be "blokes" (whatever "blokes" are supposed to do). In being so, it causes conflict with who one is deep inside.
And, Silvercat, I do like the tatts by the way....but that is as one person to another, not a guy to a girl.
If we were to do a poll on what blokes thinkthat ladies like to talk about, would we think that the list might be:
football; my fast car; my bank balance; my huge cock; my 'kicking fuck out of someone'; my not doing or talking about anything girlie in case she (or other blokes)thinks I'm gay?
Yeah, of course that might float some girls boat....but not all.
OR....maybe that is my big failing: I don't like football, I've no money; I chat about make-up; and I've a mini-cock.
jo
Quote by user=silvercat
PS I didn't mean to sound bitchy but there's just so many guys complaining about the site being fake, it annoys me as as genuine female lol
Yep.
It is the guys who most of the complaining (from my reading of the forums).
Do guys take things too seriously?
Are they generally more insecure?
Do the think that they are God, but then realise the reality?
Of couse there are 'fakes'out there, or scammers (the worse ones) preying.
But how often is that being used as the reason for a moan about someone who might be genuine?
Just like a girl "must be a lesbian" if she refuses a "god-like" (sic) guys approaches.......not.
:yinyang:
jo
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sounds like sower grapes
Well not from me.....I'm well past being a Toy Boy anyway.
My girlfriend almost has herself a sugar-daddy though....and no complaints.
She, who has had much younger blokes than herself, says "young blokes are not that great unless you want a quickie". (not my words, and who am I to disagree?).
jo (not a young un either
had to have a peek (profile) at the neck-piercing silvercat. I don't whether to say 'cool' or 'ouch'.
I've had one nipple done.
It was super and extreme pain for a second.
Not sure about having knob done though.
My partner can't really have a say in the nipple, but would have a right to a say in the knob piercing.
No tatts though.
jm
I've had one nipple done.
It was super and extreme pain for a second.
Not sure about having knob done though.
My partner can't really have a say in the nipple, but would have a right to a say in the knob piercing.
No tatts though.
jm
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It's even good to chat to people with an incompatible profile .:cheers:.....why not:
it is also about people chatting to others and not just chatting to a potential sex object.
jm