Master of Sex
[quote user=BIGGLES5000]Liars and been lied to and hate it when people who you think are good friends use you and then make a fool out of you:fury::fury::fury:[/quote
Haven't used ya yet lol
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irishlass37
3 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 56
0 km · Meath
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Quote by user=Amberx
Adults behaving like children!!
lol and adults molesting xmas trees :grin: ah we all allowed behave like kids sometimes hunni
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Quote by user=AllyandBaba
lass ya need to get a life lol they should b banned form tv and let us guys watch cowboy films lol
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pfffffffffffffftttttttt away with ya to the shed and leave me the remote control lol
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worked in retail :O
worked in call centres - 600 calls per 12 hr shift:wank:
worked with kids - minded 7 at once, 3 of mine and 4 cousins under 4 :twisted:
love my current job, i work alone for myself and with animals
Master of Sex
Had a great time, was a lovely night and a very fitting tribute to Andy..Thanks Losmags for sharing it with us all
Andy would be very proud of you hun
Lass
Andy would be very proud of you hun
Lass Master of Sex
Quote by user=alicolwic
hearing on the news about a horrible thing a crowd of scumbags did to a dog with a firework, scum like that deserve to be brought up the mountains, knee capped and left 2 crawl home
Now hang on a minute alt3rn8, I highly take offence to that, what you are saying is way out of line, how dare you suggest that these people be kneecapped when they can be taken out permanently. A head shot would end it all. I'll get the rifle ready, you go capture a few scumbags and head down my way. :thumbup:
Can think of a perfect place to shove the flaming fireworks lads and they wont need a funeral afterwards, cos be nowt left of the cruel bastards
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Quote by user=alicolwic
clients who dont keep appointments grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, my time is valuable as well....
Sorry irishlass but they way you stated the above could be misconstrued. Of course I only say this in the most jovial way. No offence intended.
Ali and none taken cos my clients are all dogs pmsl
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Quote by user=tom4
Just reading the title has me clenching my buttocks good for toning my butt muscles I guess -0) I once had a girl slip a finger in me as I shagged her. The immediate leap 3 feet in the air and scream totally spoiled the mood !
ffs ya drama queen lol
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clients who dont keep appointments grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, my time is valuable as well.... 
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Quote by user=AllyandBaba
lads lass pulled the plug she thought it was mine lol now lass see what u did bold girl
I NEED ME FIX OF APPLE & PIGGY AND WEST AND AMBREX AND AND EVERY 1 :thumbup::sticky:
Oh clyde tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut, ur so gonna suffer lol
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lol Eden I didn't get it either haha, join me in the corner :grin:
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Quote by user=Amberx
Biggles as know the culprits will be dealt :thumbup:
oops knee capping will follow lol
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Quote by user=playfull
lass every man on site going to be hideing on you from now on.
play lmao u may be surprised at how many men love the idea :grin:
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Quote by user=Amberx
I am trying to find a song tune to match that imagine belting that out end of the night in the pub :lol2::haha:
pmsl ambs, shall we lmfao
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Quote by user=AllyandBaba
lass do u use the lube with that thing ouch ouch
Clyde ermmmmmmmmmm nope lol
Master of Sex
Darling thank you
For the brand-new, super-duper dildo
You say that it’s
The biggest one they had
But I’m PMT
And if that’s meant for me
Then there’s been a change of plans
So bend over – and take it like a man’
Darling bend over
And take it like a man
Let’s share the pleasure, darlin’
Let me show how much I care
So spread those hairy butt-cheeks in the air
And bend over
And take it like a man’
Darling, gonna thank you
With the brand-new super-duper dildo
With you tied spread-eagled
Face down on the bed
And I’ve bolted it on to
The Black ‘n’ Decker
So lift your arse up in the air
And bend over
And take it like a man’
CHORUS
Darling, so thank you
For the brand-new super-duper dildo
As I dunk it in
The jar beside the bed
Was that KY gel
Or chilli sauce?
I could not give a damn
Just bend over
And take it like a man’
of Jenny Talia
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Quote by user=Amberx
piggy xoxoxo me miss ya chick and i am thinking of all of ye :therethere:
jax, I got the day off woooohoooooas a matter of fact i got the whole week off :rascal: so i may take some road trips hehehe---gotta find some people to put me up for the night :lol2:
:drinkies: :drinkies::drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies:
Worship cmon over to me I will put up with ya for the night, I mean put ya up for the night :-o:drinkies:
wors dont trust that amber wan, shes dont bad things to her xmas tree lol
Master of Sex
I was told of Andy's death this morning, cant believe it at a loss for words at the minute.
Losmags hun you and your family are in everyone's thoughts right now..Sincere condolences to all Andy's family and friends.
love to you all
Bren:upset:
xxxx :upset::upset::upset:
