Quote by user=ding
Is there safety goggles provided lass ?

Quote by user=ding
Dearest Eden
Man V Machine
I had a recent experience which has left me unsure of my feelings and my ability to adapt to certain situations ....let me supply the background to assist you in hopefully helping me...
I had the recent pleasure of paying a visit to a stunning pervette from the site :thumbup:. I was under no illusion why i was there ...She wanted a work-out on the Ding Gym :doggy:... All good so far
Things were progressing wonderfully a few circuits of the gym and I was feeling good enjoying the company of this very wanton sexy woman... Then it happened mid-thrust i reached up and wanting to grab the headboard instead i grabbed THE RABBIT :eeek:.... Like any good porn I stopped still for about 15 sec (they call it buffering) to be nudged and asked what I was doing. So i brought THE RABBIT out from its burrow and said i want to use it on my host (like a child with a new digger on Christmas morning :bounce: ...she seemed happy about this I failed to say i didn't have a full license to drive such a machine and made the MAN mistake of thinking if women can drive them so can I (BIG MISTAKE)....The room was very dark and I started to press buttons like a play station handset until it started to wiggle.... The big bit was moving like a wobbly john travolta in any direction with the flashing lights on i was feeling good.... gave it a whirl and all seemed good...I was/ still am afraid of the small ear bit but I can get over that...
Then it happened I got brave and wanted to use the ear bit down below the big bit resting and me magical tongue on the pervettes hotspot...Again my host was well happy but i hit the wrong button the big bit start wigglin and it knocked me front tooth out and wedged in me Lip....:crazy:
A&E tooth missing Rabbit wedged in me top lip and bruised ego....The look the nurse gave me I'll never forget it as long as I Swing..... They use pencils not spoons when u get a random erection btw .....I am now afraid to use me coffee machine..I cant turn on anything with a light and me Willie wont go hard....
Please tell me there is a place I can go to get driving lessons with these complex machines... I also want to declare my Admiration to all you women out there that drive these lethal machines everyday
Any Advice?
Ding

Quote by user=alicolwic
Hmmm what a great idea! maybe a s4i fems calendar and an s41 male one?
Ladies Calendar would consist of: (And I had to draw names from a hat as there are way too many sexy gals on this site)
shucks Col ty :red:
Jan: My beautiful wife
Feb: Mrs Nakedfun
Mar: Loveheart
Apr: Midnightchat (Oh Enlightened One)
May: Amberx (Oh Great One)
Jun: KKGirl
Jul: Irishlass
Aug: Curiousbibbw
Sep: Mrs Twohot
Oct: Eden
Nov: Anna77
Dec: Sparks28
Male Calendar:
Jan: Roademon
Feb: Biggles5000
Mar: Duffman
Apr: Celtic
May: Tatts
Jun: Rodge
Jul: Daithi
Aug: Head46
Sep: Me? (cos my bday is in Sep)
Oct: Bongo1
Nov: Mr Nakedfun
Dec: Guns (Cause all the ladies need heating up in Dec :grin: )

Quote by user=Eden
Tatts - what a great idea!!!
Jan - Guns making a snowman
Feb - Guns opening his valentines
March - Guns as a leprechaun (the hat is sufficient)
April - Guns in an (Easter) bunny girl costume (Hey Gary looked sensational in something similar so why not...)
May - Guns at one with nature, trees, birds, flowers, butterflies etc.
June - Guns on holiday - in speedos at the beach - baywatch style action shot
July - Guns on holiday - in speedos by the pool
August - Guns on holiday - getting an all over tan in the dunes
September - Guns goes back to school - school uniform - (tie and blazer only)
October - Guns in a witches hat
November - Guns getting cosy by the fire
December - Guns in a santa hat
Girls, I'm taking orders!!

Quote by user=sexyblueyes
Neutered horny well hung cork male, 4 no string sex fun times,
any one for sex this weekend mail me.

Quote by user=midnightchat
Hmmmmmmmmmm I think if I was to go 'lesbionic' I'd be inclined to stay that way for the night considering the alternative, I'd have more fun driving fast over a speed bump!

Quote by user=curiousbibbw
A couple of years ago after going for a 'drive' we pulled up outside a lake. Got out of the car and we were doing doggy at the front of the car only to have a load of geese come out of the water and try to attack us :giggle::giggle: They would of got his ass first anyway

Quote by user=kkgirl
Asking where your from...I mean read the dam profile! and theres kinda a hint in the name!
Asking to make an exeption to your age rule...thats irritating.
Not gettin that no means no not keep pestering till she gives in.
Being overtly vulgar.
General assholeish behavior

Quote by user=BIGGLES5000
Having rampant sex with a guy(he's not from here either lol) on the kitchen table n it tipping up under the weight of us both and us both ending up on the floor in fits ....

Quote by user=Titan79
is that why the unknown accounts and admins account have the same avatar where the squirrel is drinking a can of beer?

Quote by user=AllyandBaba
today is a great smiley day its my anniversary and my liddle girl told us we are going to b nanna,s and grandda,s woooohooooooo