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hornyonea
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 59
0 km · Limerick
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Yea I often find myself diverting to Chameleons when on visits 2 the elderly folk over there 
You can book a room there too so no need 2 get in2 a taxi @ 3 a.m. (ask for one of the new ones on the sundeck if u're a bit of an exhibitionist & like a warm-up with the curtains open) 
hwoar: :lol2:
Mon nites are bi nites ...
I'll be there next month if u're back 4 more! :swingingchair:
You can book a room there too so no need 2 get in2 a taxi @ 3 a.m. (ask for one of the new ones on the sundeck if u're a bit of an exhibitionist & like a warm-up with the curtains open) hwoar: :lol2:
Mon nites are bi nites ...
I'll be there next month if u're back 4 more! :swingingchair: Quote by askacouplenow
Could i be trained to do all that work???
Ono
Ono hun u so totally won't need any training - you're an absolute natural !!
Delighted to welcum u on the team & know that there'll be lots of heat under plenty of collars if u're gliding round the room with the Rich Tea biscuits :giggle:
Quote by gingerfire
oh.. i have the high heels and stockings with the line up the back to wear under the skirt..
but alas i wish i was closer.. include me if ure up Busty's way!
Have a great time!
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Awh Gingerfire I'm sure u cud share a ride down in that chopper that Busty's gonna climb up on ... it would b a terrible waste of high heels and stockings with the line up the back if you didn't attend ...
might be just what's needed to clinch an important merger, persuade the bankers to deposit or withdraw their assests ... whatever ... these are all ideas I've read on CV's so there's some fun ppl out there & u could help us choose the topic up for debate ... I was thinking something along the lines of 'Pornography in the workplace - does it increase output?' ... attendees to bring relevant material for display/discussion/demonstration ... :laughabove: Quote by bustydd
If only it were closerSounds like a blast
I'm sure your inundated with offers but if your ever thinking of repeating this experience, given some notice I'd be happy to come practice my secretarial skills
Hey bustydd I'm giving you over a week's notice to get your secretarial skills greased up!!
There's a yummy list of suits to interview & wud love if u could help out with the debriefing :moon: - I'm sure there must be a gentleman up in your neck of the woods who would jump at the chance of giving you a lift down in/on his chopper!! :giggle:
A very discrete E.G.M. being held in a Boardroom in Limerick ... I'm the P.A. who will be on hand(s & knees :lol2
to serve every need, take dicktation, bend over backwards to please, bang off a few copies ... whatever the V.I.P*.'s desire in fact ...
To apply for a place on the Board, you must own/borrow/steal a suit & a briefcase, be a genuine team player who's not afraid to bare his soul (... etc :rascal:...) discretion is also pretty high up the ladder or we'll all be collecting our P45's on the way out ... :small-print:
All interested applicants must supply a C.V. complete with face pic, references & favourite tailors, & we'll be in contact to arrange interviews :haha:... The Boss (who is not Mr.H btw 
) will have the last say but I'll point him in the right direction 
Oh yea ... & if there are any other potential P.A.'s out there who fancy sharing the workload, welcum on board !!
*Pricks
to serve every need, take dicktation, bend over backwards to please, bang off a few copies ... whatever the V.I.P*.'s desire in fact ...
To apply for a place on the Board, you must own/borrow/steal a suit & a briefcase, be a genuine team player who's not afraid to bare his soul (... etc :rascal:...) discretion is also pretty high up the ladder or we'll all be collecting our P45's on the way out ... :small-print:
All interested applicants must supply a C.V. complete with face pic, references & favourite tailors, & we'll be in contact to arrange interviews :haha:... The Boss (who is not Mr.H btw ) will have the last say but I'll point him in the right direction
Oh yea ... & if there are any other potential P.A.'s out there who fancy sharing the workload, welcum on board !!
*Pricks 
Quote by curious-looking
Guys,
I love you, really I do (but mostly just one) and I know you can have it tough on here...I just hope the party will have an even(ish) number of ladies and gents?? That's what puts the ladies off...well, most of the time.
Looking forward to it..
Ahh curious-looking don't worry - most of the single guys won't show up :sleeping: !!
Great idea Eoin & I don't care who's cuming or not cuming ... I just know I won't miss it
!!! Girls what are you waiting for ???!! Christmas is back already !!!
Having both seen Snow Patrol, and been patrolled all over by Sexyjohn, I can only say I'd recommend either to anyone ... & now here's an opportunity to experience both at the same time !!! :thrilled:
This is a real Carlsberg of a Sat nite up 4 grabs & I'll lose my faith in human nature if none of u take it up (the **** haha 
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xxxJust seen that IKissedAgirl is looking for a delicious guy 2 join them on Fri, & that eoin4miles is looking for a cpl 2 play with so ... ta da !! 
mgrin: u guys shud so totally get it together ... eoin4miles is a seriously lovely, kind, funny, respectful, sexi guy & will give u an unforgettable nite that will leave 'ed begging for more - promise!! :thumbup:
mgrin: u guys shud so totally get it together ... eoin4miles is a seriously lovely, kind, funny, respectful, sexi guy & will give u an unforgettable nite that will leave 'ed begging for more - promise!! :thumbup: 