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hornyonea
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 59
0 km · Limerick

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Hey it would be great to attend a black tie event when I wouldn't have to keep reminding myself to behave !!! :bounce:
Quote by limericklad1974
Seems like places are filling up fast, get your applications in quickly for this once in a lifetime business meeting!!

Yea shame u missed it limericklad1974 ...
(... was that your Boardroom on fire we drove past last nite btw... ??? )
poke:shock:dunno:dry:
Ah what a waste :undecided: What's wrong with these women in Castlebar??!! loon
Quote by limericklover1
the dog just ate my applications, i will have to fill out another one, what time is the meeting,

That's what comes of doing your homework doggie style limericklover boink
...hate 2 b considered a timewaster but may find myself unavoidably out of the country nxt w/e :upset: ... hopefully I'll know by Mon so I'll give u the heads up then ...
Yea I often find myself diverting to Chameleons when on visits 2 the elderly folk over there innocent You can book a room there too so no need 2 get in2 a taxi @ 3 a.m. (ask for one of the new ones on the sundeck if u're a bit of an exhibitionist & like a warm-up with the curtains open) sillyhwoar: :lol2: Mon nites are bi nites ... I'll be there next month if u're back 4 more! :swingingchair:
Loveit take the day off work !!! Guaranteed the boss will be sympathetic when you go back in tomorrow floating on a cloud !! :angel: Hell!! You can even propose to him today!!! rotflmao Damn!!! banghead:banghead::banghead: Why can't I live in Cork??!!
Quote by helsea
This is just tooooooo funny...........

It's actually quite seeeeeerious helsea ... one inadvertent slip of the tongue at this meeting could cause the downfall of many important members ... :lickface:
Ono hun I'm sure ur input will be so rich they'll need the tea & biscuit to recover !!! rotflmao
Quote by askacouplenow
Could i be trained to do all that work???
Ono wink

Ono hun u so totally won't need any training - you're an absolute natural !! boink
Delighted to welcum u on the team & know that there'll be lots of heat under plenty of collars if u're gliding round the room with the Rich Tea biscuits :giggle:
Quote by gingerfire
oh.. i have the high heels and stockings with the line up the back to wear under the skirt..
but alas i wish i was closer.. include me if ure up Busty's way!
Have a great time!
XX

Awh Gingerfire I'm sure u cud share a ride down in that chopper that Busty's gonna climb up on ... it would b a terrible waste of high heels and stockings with the line up the back if you didn't attend ...banghead might be just what's needed to clinch an important merger, persuade the bankers to deposit or withdraw their assests ... whatever ... these are all ideas I've read on CV's so there's some fun ppl out there & u could help us choose the topic up for debate ... I was thinking something along the lines of 'Pornography in the workplace - does it increase output?' ... attendees to bring relevant material for display/discussion/demonstration ... :laughabove:
Quote by bustydd
If only it were closer sad Sounds like a blast blast I'm sure your inundated with offers but if your ever thinking of repeating this experience, given some notice I'd be happy to come practice my secretarial skills wink

Hey bustydd I'm giving you over a week's notice to get your secretarial skills greased up!!
There's a yummy list of suits to interview & wud love if u could help out with the debriefing :moon: - I'm sure there must be a gentleman up in your neck of the woods who would jump at the chance of giving you a lift down in/on his chopper!! :giggle:
A very discrete E.G.M. being held in a Boardroom in Limerick ... I'm the P.A. who will be on hand(s & knees :lol2smile to serve every need, take dicktation, bend over backwards to please, bang off a few copies ... whatever the V.I.P*.'s desire in fact ... To apply for a place on the Board, you must own/borrow/steal a suit & a briefcase, be a genuine team player who's not afraid to bare his soul (... etc :rascal:...) discretion is also pretty high up the ladder or we'll all be collecting our P45's on the way out ... :small-print: All interested applicants must supply a C.V. complete with face pic, references & favourite tailors, & we'll be in contact to arrange interviews :haha:... The Boss (who is not Mr.H btw wink) will have the last say but I'll point him in the right direction flipa Oh yea ... & if there are any other potential P.A.'s out there who fancy sharing the workload, welcum on board !! *Pricks
Bbiffo that's OUTRAGEOUS that none of the 93 have jumped on ur idea ... !! Sounds fab !! flipa But fkem ... if u can tolerate the company of old ladies & u get no better offers ... send a coke & popcorn shout in my direction!! :lol2:
Quote by curious-looking
Guys,
I love you, really I do (but mostly just one) and I know you can have it tough on here...I just hope the party will have an even(ish) number of ladies and gents?? That's what puts the ladies off...well, most of the time. lol
Looking forward to it..

Ahh curious-looking don't worry - most of the single guys won't show up :sleeping: !!
Great idea Eoin & I don't care who's cuming or not cuming ... I just know I won't miss it boink!!!
Girls what are you waiting for ???!! Christmas is back already !!! Having both seen Snow Patrol, and been patrolled all over by Sexyjohn, I can only say I'd recommend either to anyone ... & now here's an opportunity to experience both at the same time !!! :thrilled: This is a real Carlsberg of a Sat nite up 4 grabs & I'll lose my faith in human nature if none of u take it up (the **** haha rotflmao )
Ah fekkitt !!!! Tickets to snow patrol w the hubby 2moro nite !!!!!! :doh:
Thanks guys for giving us all such a brilliant nite at the madhcool: ball!! Had an amazing time boink real party atmosphere :bounce:& great fun crowd :thrilled: well done & big thanx again sexi swingmeets kiss xxx
Just seen that IKissedAgirl is looking for a delicious guy 2 join them on Fri, & that eoin4miles is looking for a cpl 2 play with so ... ta da !! madmgrin: u guys shud so totally get it together ... eoin4miles is a seriously lovely, kind, funny, respectful, sexi guy & will give u an unforgettable nite that will leave 'ed begging for more - promise!! :thumbup:
hate to see u bumping yourself up like that - can make u go blind u know! Anyway, I'm on my way 2 the airport so we cud have a quickie on the hard shoulder, or between T's lol
Well I'm certainly keeping my fingers x'ed that things will be looking up 2moro nite :laughabove:
I'm just giving u a nudge back up there freefun, (even tho I'm hoping u'll b feeling a little shagged out !! :thumbup: )
Will u b needing someone 2 check the shag pile of the carpets ??? :bounce: