hornyonea's Profile

24 Jul 2012

AAAAgghhh!!!! banghead

I was on the prowl for someone exactly like you 2day but I gave up looking an hour too early :doh:

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22 Jul 2012

and I'd still

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22 Jul 2012

she could have

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21 Jul 2012

if only I'd

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19 Jul 2012

Hoping to escape down to Cork that w/e to check out all the rumours re flooding ... & maybe add to the damage myself :haha: ... so I'd love an invite please :rose:

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19 Jul 2012

AAAghh

:banghead: I wish you'd been on tour when I was on tour !!! I could have been your warm-up support act & we could have had some of those wild backstage orgies with all the groupies flipa

:rose:

So get booking folks - this should be a sell-out!

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19 Jul 2012

OOh yes please I'd love to make some plans with you - maybe we could draw some up for a bedroom ... I know how skilled you are at the interior decorating wink

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8 Jul 2012

Wish I could get to play with more of the toys on offer in the playpen but one week is just ridiculously short on days :upset: ... tho perhaps a little outdoor fun midweek could redress the situation?? ... dunno

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8 Jul 2012

Quote by rhisor
Hi Hun, I'm free any week night this week, drop me a text..........:bounce:
assionkiss::passionkiss:

Are you sure it's only a text you want me to drop rhisor??!! :kissmyarse: :phwoar:

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8 Jul 2012

Quote by thehoff
I wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish iwish :-)

Me too Me too Me too Me too Me too boink

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8 Jul 2012

Quote by eoin4miles
just back to swing sorting things out will pm

I'm sure it will be more than a few things you'll be giving a good sorting to Eoin rotflmao

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4 Jul 2012

Open to naughty offers for evenings of entertainment :swingingchair: (Please only genuine ppl need reply - bullshitters will be tracked down bolt

& shot :sparring: duel

:haha: :grin: )

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31 May 2012

Hey just booked 2 go there ourselves on sat (that might be 2moro actually lol

) I'll have some excess baggage to offload (in the way of other family members ** ... can't find the 'groan' emoticon :lol: ) but I'd love 2 have a naughty encounter or two whilst I'm working on the tan :grin:

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22 May 2012

Yeah I know, chancing my arm a bit here, but if there are any cpls around in London on Thurs nite who'd like to hook up with me & a city boy ... or a sexi single lad at a loose end who fancies a power breakfast on fri morning after the boss has left the building lol... u know who to call lol

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21 May 2012

Just so happens I have a great excuse to go down ( :P !) to Cork on Wed nite, so if I can persuade one of those sexi fit Cork boys 2 accompany me, me plus 1 would love 2 meet ye all for a few drinks ... and things !!! rotflmao

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5 May 2012

Hey guys thanx so much for squeeeezing me in at short notice - just looking out the naughty lingerie - Can't wait!! wink

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1 May 2012

Doing a little run near Bantry nxt sun & wondered if there was anyone living nearby that would like to help me a) loosen up b4 it :bounce: or b) stretch out after it :swingingchair: ... Whoops I meant May not April ... no wonder I can never win a race ...:doh:

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10 Apr 2012

That could just be the most perfect date for my great escape worship

so pleeeeese put me on the guest list sham :cheers:

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10 Apr 2012

Would love an invite then it's fingers x'ed that the date is april 27 not 28!!

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9 Apr 2012

Heading to Paris this w/e - anyone else gonna be there, or can recommend a good swing club?? :swingingchair:

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8 Apr 2012

I've actually entered in a race lower down the country that w/e :sad: but happy to call in on my way home to ease any stiffnesses rotflmao

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8 Apr 2012

Sounds like a great idea but would you mind texting us all throughout the day that it's on pls, jic we forget lol :laughabove:

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21 Mar 2012

... not so much a bump ... more a little squeeeeze of ur tight bum muscles rotflmao

!!! ...& to all u fish swimming out there in the dark river ... just be brave & take one little nibble on freefun's bait & I guarantee u'll be hooked :haha: boink

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14 Mar 2012

Hey Freefun why do you keep tearing from one end of the country to the other ... why can't you stop in the middle sometimes ??!! flipa

:welcome: :swingingchair: drinkies

:cheers:

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8 Mar 2012

Quote by simonbmw
I actually have two! All piked from various hotels ha

OOOOOhh I think u mite b too naughty 4 me so .... :sad:

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8 Mar 2012

Well thank u all for the wonderful offers of refreshment for Monday afternoon ... I think I'm going 2 have 2 ask some more personal quetions now:- * Do u actually have a kettle? * What colour is your teapot* * Do u have a fridge with uncurdled milk in it? * Do u have real butter 2 spread over my crumpets? * ha trick question !! Who the f has a teapot these days ??!

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7 Mar 2012

I'll be there 2moro afternoon so give me a shout if u're heading that way too! lol

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7 Mar 2012

Well I sing in the church choir ... I could bring them all along !! :laughabove: :laughabove:

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7 Mar 2012

Yes but do u have a toaster??

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7 Mar 2012

Just wondering if there's a tasty reason not to dash straight home from the airport next monday (12th) ... ?? coffee

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