Hi folks, I'd just like to post a message here to apologise for my behaviour in the chatrooms the past few nights and for perhaps being an arse at times! lol.
I know a lot of people got upset and pissed off with me in the room and I didn't mean to do that. Seems I can't do anything right these days, I end up upsetting someone or other or fucking things up in some way. lol. I don't mean to though, I really don't. Guess I'm just not good with dealing with people at times. Hell, I struggle to deal with myself at the best of times! lol.
Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry to you all again, I didn't mean to say or do anything to upset anyone. Some people in chat (they know who they are and I appreciate and thank them for their concern and kind words) are aware that I'm not in a very good place right now. I know I really shouldn't be bringing personal problems like that into here and all and I'm sorry for doing so, I should know better. It's just that being on here in chat helps take my mind off things a little at times and I can at least have a bit of a laugh with some of the craic and stuff that goes on in the rooms and all that and, right now, that means a lot to me.
Okay, I think I've said enough for the time being. lol. Once again, sorry for my ramblings, sorry for being an arse, sorry if I may have upset or pissed off anybody or if I may have brought the mood of the room down or anything, I didn't mean to, it just kind of happened. Hope you can all understand and forgive me.
Take care, everybody,
Fiery!
Sorry, bicurious, didn't mean to send you off to bed with such a horrific image in your mind. My sincerest apologies! lol
I've always been quite a large and powerful cummer (is that even a proper word? lol) to the point that it's been a bit of a pain in the arse and quite embarrassing at times and has even caused some trouble for me in the past (e.g. one girl slipped on some and fell right on her arse as she was walking out the bedroom door before! Neither of us had realised just how far it had travelled but, on closer inspection, it had shot clear across the room and hit the door and all! lmao).
I've never measured it properly with a tape measure or anything like that in order to gauge accurate distance so I could perhaps submit it to the Guinness Book of Records or anything like that! lol. But, as I said ealier, I have on occasion in the past shot right across the room and hit the opposite wall, door, window, etc., so that should give you some idea of what I'm capable of! lol.
Some advice a woman gave to me many, many years ago and which has always worked for me when it comes to this whole area.......
"Always follow the 3 P's:
Preparation,
Patience
and
Plenty of Lube!"
That little pearl of wisdom have never let me down yet! lol
I much prefer bigger girls, I must say. Give me Dawn French over Kate Moss anyday! lol.
Everybody's different and each to their own and all that and, if a guy only likes skinny girls then that's his business but, to be honest, he really doesn't know what he's missing out on if he refuses to try a bigger girl. The best sex I've ever had has been with bigger girls. I don't know what it is about them but they totally ROCK! lol. And, I think if a guy who normally only goes for skinnier girls was to just take the plunge and try a big girl for once, he'd be pleasantly surprised. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he never went back! lol.
In the words of Mika...... big girls, you *ARE* beautiful! ;-)
And, how can we forget the immortal words of Spinal Tap......
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom, big bottom.
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em.
Big bottom drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?
'Nuff said! lol.
