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dubhead
2 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 km · Dublin
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Look I'm ready :moon: for it Busty Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
"Our father, who art in prison,
my Mum knows not his name,
thy riots come,
read it in the sun,
in Birmingham, as it is in London,
give us this day our welfare bread
& forgive us our looting,
as we're happy to loot those who defend against us,
lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing,
for thine is the trainers,
the PCs and the TVs,
forever and ever,
Amen.
....reminds me of the fellow who was standing in the bathroom rubbing his penis with toilet paper. When his wife asked what he was doing he said just enlarging his penis. She says will rubbing it with toilet paper work enlarge it,to which he replies certainly,sure it worked on your ass - 'think he was only in hospital for a week !!!!!
What's the difference between having Guts and having Balls?
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
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Bit off the topic, but Im always curious as to how the hell it was discovered that pulling on a cows dangly bits produced a drinkable substance???!!
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XX maybe it was some stoneage woman who had just been pulling her fellow's dangly bits....no real evidence, just a wild guess !!
Yes I think it's a commom condition, but unlike Midnight's 'big dirty fry' solution I tend to prefer a continental breakfast.....a roll in bed with honey !!!!!! it sooo does the trick for me 
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So Mids, Xx or Kitten if you are ever suffering from this awful affliction give me - the morning after specialist, a call....I'll be there to help in no time at all !!!!!
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So Mids, Xx or Kitten if you are ever suffering from this awful affliction give me - the morning after specialist, a call....I'll be there to help in no time at all !!!!! 
