Yes, yes yes.....just for fun !!!
Practice makes pregnant !!!!
Flash Gordan
ha ha Titan always worth squeesing in there beside Busty lol lol
Both ...I'm so greedy !!!!!if I have to choose penetration.
Whip or cane
My Room
You've been a bad girl go to my room now !!
Well if someone says yes I do not question it so why should a no reply be any different!!.
And a reason need not be given either, respect for peoples desires / choices is often lacking on this site.
A no reply should not sent the respondant into coventry either I have had great craic in chat,at parties and at M&Gs with people who have said no to me.
Respect and discretion are two traits which seem to be leaving this site.
:laughabove: More available
Have Tia will travel......and well which will I do first decisions, decisions, decisions...but I'll let you slap me first of course lol lol
fart.........ah no that's far too rude for this site !!!!!!!
Karting
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: really like anything parted open wide lol lol
Ranting
What is the difference between a 10"cock, a red onion and a white onion ?
there is no difference....they all make your eyes water !!!!
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he
was shot by the woman's husband.
......having said that I do not shoot without them !!!
Banned from Superquinn
Yesterday I was at my local Superquinn store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my Bengie and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had .... an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Superquinn.
Would I what ????
I'd walk over hot coals !!!!!!
....... did I say yes,yes I did .....sure I've been stalking the forum to get under MIMI !!!!!
Yes Yes Yes........just say where and when Busty and sure I'll be right there !!!!!!