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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
Ireland

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I'll offer my steady hand and keen eye and I'll even bring my own tripod boink
I fancy a drive anyone out and about tonight be happy to swing by :clap:
During College always worked in Bars :cheers: but also had a sideline selling Perfume and Aftershave worship....Going into Large Retail Stores in london meeting all the lovely ladies :eeek: at the perfume and make-up counters flirting my little irish Arse off boink sold tonnes of the stuff :small-print: and had a few make overs along the way :doggy:....Where did it all go wrong.....:violin:
Torn between Cameron Diaz and Ashley judd but what a threesome in dingworldboink
I'm a bit pissed off to be honest STILL haven't got that mail yet !banghead
Any chance I could have a lend of your SD Memory Card boink Gr8 pics guys !
Letmes no biting or barking either u know how u get when ur horny and amongst hot people !!!
Jax digital ding hug and kisses til I get to give them to ya in person. Hope you get through ok and I will be thinking of ya no doubt ..., oddest Barcelona player I ever did see was T Bag :thumbup:
Strong Possibility of some misbehaving here this evening boinkboink anyone particularly couples wanna rock up and have a look round and feel free to put on a show yourself :doggy: you will be admired ............. Drop me a mail if your interested in details :thumbup: D
Ur not getting any younger yourself :violin: upgrade ur Life Insurance policy :small-print: for her and dont drag it out when u feel like ur going to pop ur clogs ......... A confirmation receipt from a Nursing Home confirming ur checked in she be delighted knowing ur looked after !!! Happy Birthday Mavis boink
:Hi my name is Ding 38 str8 male on here a while but looking for advice on overcumming my shyness:-o around the sexually charged horny ladies on the site..... Any chat up lines or tactics would be appreciated ! :clap: Cheers Ding
Feckin pair of perverts the both of ye But have a gr8 weekend Mavis suppose the udder fella can enjoy himself aswell drinkies
Twin Double jointed Nymphomanic Swedish Sisters calling round to my office one under and one on the table and sure they can alternate if they like.......... Oh with good typing and telephone skills boink
Phew Meand ur better off at home and the leave the wife in charge of the swinging bolt
Cheers Gitzer Recessions over but still some quality people out there
boink Holding post office hours interviews for a Naughty Secretary :eeek:... Not too flexible a package but very sufficent:thumbup: .... Minor Medical as part of the process ... Need to work on your own Initative ..... Dress to impress ...Boardroom table has been certified to take up to 6 people and Office is based in D14..... Interview slots available from today 2nd June onwards :welcome: Please reply with details or via pm
:doggy: glen of the downs this evening (16th oops) from 9 on bottom of the car park on the left hand side ....... Couples welcome
Ok so your sexy boink witty :clap: and a body a 21 year old be proud of :eeek:BUT Your being a bit fussy when all ur after is a babysitter :violin: Is there an application form :doggy:
Paddypower are giving u odds of 25/1 if you get two out of 3 in one hit but a staggering 1000/1 if u manage all three in one person in one hit Good Luck with the search ...... (Ding likes to-do lists boink )
Ding is also available for ear breathing and occassional head stands :eeek:
Jasus wouldnt mind bouncing on the bed with ms buddies boink
I just want a Meet & Greet with Name Badges and you will quite quickly find out who chose their profile names of free spirit or in my case with lots of spirits !!! (Cant wait to meet Bigdiddies and Nymphosisiters handsome cock be interesting but can cock's be handsome? ):cheers:
Your some boy Ti :clap: Break it all down folks ........ Decent people are decent people, which normally includes manners, respect and some form of ethics. Personalities aside decency is the most basic of all characterisitics required to get on by anyone with anyone. If some members cant engage the decent aspect to their personailites because thier on a swingsite suggests they are not all that decent in the first instance and should not be tolerated by anyone regardless. Yes the majority of offenders are male as indeed are the majority of members male but as suggested earlier by tom males are not exclusive in the problem. If you cant behave in a chatroom there is likely to be a high probability you cant behave in a real room, with real people, so a bit of decency a load of fun and enjoyment and lets all get stuck in would be fantastic..... It's the thin line between an adult site and acceptable behaviour confuses folk it's a line that will always be crossed but if we keep the numbers crossing it down be a great place for us all to perv away (on re reading that it reads like the transcript off a Rose of Swing Interview Jasus :violin: )
Suppose it was alright boink Great Night full of top quality Pervs and PErvettes and the music wasn't bad either worship Just glad I got by the bouncers ..... Thanks super night folks boink