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1 month ago
Straight Male, 48
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Master of Sex
Shy non-experienced not remotely appealing to either sex but I am Returning Home for a Week escaping the Desert and was wanting to show off me Freckles to any women or couples with no to low morals 
Genuinely not been "about" for a while if there was any misbehaving going on be happy to fill in an application form :eeek:
Maybe see all of you soon 
Genuinely not been "about" for a while if there was any misbehaving going on be happy to fill in an application form :eeek:
Maybe see all of you soon
Master of Sex
Hi I'm Ding I'm new 
and was wondering ....
Due to my location I have gathered a considerable amount of new freckles ... I am happy to De-robe for these to be checked and Inspected in close detail
Obviously this isn't a job for [b:68b840d775][u:68b840d775]any[/u:68b840d775][/b:68b840d775] Lady from Swing4Ireland but the more discerning, detailed types, preferably with low to no morals but the tendency to laugh a lot and misbehave in equal amounts
Limited time in freezing Ireland so don't be shy like me
Tanks
and was wondering ....
Due to my location I have gathered a considerable amount of new freckles ... I am happy to De-robe for these to be checked and Inspected in close detail
Obviously this isn't a job for [b:68b840d775][u:68b840d775]any[/u:68b840d775][/b:68b840d775] Lady from Swing4Ireland but the more discerning, detailed types, preferably with low to no morals but the tendency to laugh a lot and misbehave in equal amounts
Limited time in freezing Ireland so don't be shy like me
Tanks
Master of Sex
Dearest Eden,
Its great to see you back, even in these tough times for us all, your on the sick ,on the dole and double jobbing like any good Northside Girl would
My problem is this ........ How we were brought up and what are our Sexpectations ....
I recently met a lovely lady of low to no morals from the site, we had met before and I was looking forward to knocking the dust off the Ding Gym so to speak ....
Anyway, I arrived and before we knew it (all proper problem pages have that in it) were naked, its steamy, and all bits are in proper mechanical order. A good 2 and a half minutes later the crushendo is reached (by both parties of course) and if I smoked I'd have gladly puffed on a Cuban .... then as is "normally" the case with me my Ding Gym Apparatus remains in the vertical position, happy to be utilised if so wished .....as i'm used to and as I was brought up to expect .... but much to my disappointment I was told in no uncertain terms
"Your not putting that yoke inside me again for at least 15mins" then to add injury to insult i was asked "... and are you sure you didnt pop a pill before u came here?" ,,, I mean if a third party was in the room they'd have seen my absolute horror at the thought of a Southsider taking drugs, especially drugs from the Internet .....
Me being a trained councilor decided to broach the subject with said lAdy of low to no morals ..... So I nestled in and did all the snuggly buggly stuff and was told to "stop prodding me with the tripod - I need a break" ..... I have never felt so at a loose end ...
I tried making the Duvet into a two man tent was told to stop.... It was wet outside, so I hung some of the damp clothes off the end of it, but it looked like a flag pole....I started flicking channels on telly with it, was told to stop ...... that 15mins was like FOREVER...I eventually got the green light to get on board again and made sure it lasted about 4 mins this time...
So my point ...Is it normal for a Male Sex ORgan to remain Erect beyound the Crucendo?
Does everyone need a break? ..... Are there Any good tips on the use of an Erect MAle sex Organ awaiting permission to re-enter the Lady GArden...
Deflated in Dalkey
Its great to see you back, even in these tough times for us all, your on the sick ,on the dole and double jobbing like any good Northside Girl would
My problem is this ........ How we were brought up and what are our Sexpectations ....
I recently met a lovely lady of low to no morals from the site, we had met before and I was looking forward to knocking the dust off the Ding Gym so to speak ....
Anyway, I arrived and before we knew it (all proper problem pages have that in it) were naked, its steamy, and all bits are in proper mechanical order. A good 2 and a half minutes later the crushendo is reached (by both parties of course) and if I smoked I'd have gladly puffed on a Cuban .... then as is "normally" the case with me my Ding Gym Apparatus remains in the vertical position, happy to be utilised if so wished .....as i'm used to and as I was brought up to expect .... but much to my disappointment I was told in no uncertain terms
"Your not putting that yoke inside me again for at least 15mins" then to add injury to insult i was asked "... and are you sure you didnt pop a pill before u came here?" ,,, I mean if a third party was in the room they'd have seen my absolute horror at the thought of a Southsider taking drugs, especially drugs from the Internet .....
Me being a trained councilor decided to broach the subject with said lAdy of low to no morals ..... So I nestled in and did all the snuggly buggly stuff and was told to "stop prodding me with the tripod - I need a break" ..... I have never felt so at a loose end ...
I tried making the Duvet into a two man tent was told to stop.... It was wet outside, so I hung some of the damp clothes off the end of it, but it looked like a flag pole....I started flicking channels on telly with it, was told to stop ...... that 15mins was like FOREVER...I eventually got the green light to get on board again and made sure it lasted about 4 mins this time...
So my point ...Is it normal for a Male Sex ORgan to remain Erect beyound the Crucendo?
Does everyone need a break? ..... Are there Any good tips on the use of an Erect MAle sex Organ awaiting permission to re-enter the Lady GArden...
Deflated in Dalkey
Master of Sex
Dearest Eden
First of all a heartfelt welcome return, you were indeed seriously missed.
I feel a bit inadequate in my following theory on the Situation Helen in Howth is currently suffering, ( considering Kittens comprehensive and all encompassing reply) but I am compelled enough to feel I must offer a Male perspective on the scenario .....
In order to arrive at my perspective I need to make a couple of observations and indeed assumptions to arrive at my hypothesis ...
Firstly I note Helen is from Howth... nothing what so ever wrong with this as I am sure the "Honking" playmates she has encountered to-date are from far and wide.
Secondly I have an Inkling I may know Helen (in a social capacity only) and I am aware of her ponchant for "Men Hung Like Donkeys" ... To put a crude but well used phrase on it .....
Finally I notice her desire to "train" the Honking Playmates to Stop this indeed bizzare act....
Bearing the three points above in mind my Theory is this .....
The men are sufferring from a rare but mainly stateside phenomenom known as " The Honky Donkey" .... This does have a musical conitation and Helens Breasts may somehow reflect a musical instrument ...
Now where my theory gets interesting is the possibility that the "Hung Like Donkey" playmates may have defects(again I must assume there are some).......... I know of a male memeber of the site who has possibly played with Helen who has a false leg who in this instance
would be refered to a " Wonky Honky Donkey " as indded the member with the Glass Eye who suffers from the "Winky Honky Donkey"syndrone...
So back to Helen ..... If I am correct she could easily change her preference to men hung like "My little Pony" and the honking may stop. She could indeed bring Old Style Car Horns to future Meets but assuming she likes the Guys she has met to-date I suggest sugar lumps, carrots a walking frame and shades to cover all bases.
I hope this is of help if a little long winded.
Safe on the Southside
D
First of all a heartfelt welcome return, you were indeed seriously missed.
I feel a bit inadequate in my following theory on the Situation Helen in Howth is currently suffering, ( considering Kittens comprehensive and all encompassing reply) but I am compelled enough to feel I must offer a Male perspective on the scenario .....
In order to arrive at my perspective I need to make a couple of observations and indeed assumptions to arrive at my hypothesis ...
Firstly I note Helen is from Howth... nothing what so ever wrong with this as I am sure the "Honking" playmates she has encountered to-date are from far and wide.
Secondly I have an Inkling I may know Helen (in a social capacity only) and I am aware of her ponchant for "Men Hung Like Donkeys" ... To put a crude but well used phrase on it .....
Finally I notice her desire to "train" the Honking Playmates to Stop this indeed bizzare act....
Bearing the three points above in mind my Theory is this .....
The men are sufferring from a rare but mainly stateside phenomenom known as " The Honky Donkey" .... This does have a musical conitation and Helens Breasts may somehow reflect a musical instrument ...
Now where my theory gets interesting is the possibility that the "Hung Like Donkey" playmates may have defects(again I must assume there are some).......... I know of a male memeber of the site who has possibly played with Helen who has a false leg who in this instance
would be refered to a " Wonky Honky Donkey " as indded the member with the Glass Eye who suffers from the "Winky Honky Donkey"syndrone...
So back to Helen ..... If I am correct she could easily change her preference to men hung like "My little Pony" and the honking may stop. She could indeed bring Old Style Car Horns to future Meets but assuming she likes the Guys she has met to-date I suggest sugar lumps, carrots a walking frame and shades to cover all bases.
I hope this is of help if a little long winded.
Safe on the Southside
D
