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2 weeks ago
Straight Female, 123
Straight Female, 123
0 km · Waterford
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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
well I got a few choices:
1) a girl has a cutie a guy has a wootie
2) a girl who has a a round angelic face,classy,perky,smart,and fun!
3) Someone who is attractive and sexy! That can ease the soul. Just seeing them and being around them can make life so much more pleasant, taking your mind of all the problems in the world. A person that is not hard to give one's self to fully. They are also full of energy and inspiring. Mmmmm
i'll let people who know me say which best suits lol
nemo as a fem i would say women think about sex as much as any man but most wont admitt to it. men talk more openly about it but then society as a whole has a lot to answer for there, in that a male is almost looked up to if he has many partners(terms like stud stallion etc) but females as looked down on and frowned on for taking many partners(sluts whores etc).
