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2 weeks ago
Straight Female, 123
Straight Female, 123
0 km · Waterford
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just wondering what sort of a person goes to the trouble of sending an offensive mail. I know that not everyone will like a profile that is totally understandable, be a very boring world if we all like the same thing. But having read a profile and obviously not liking it, to go to the trouble of writing a downright hurtful mail to me goes beyond belief. rant over.
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
