You Can Ring My Bell

Do you like making spoons in bed?

Or do you do it on all fours like beasts

Perhaps in the style of the missionaries

Or does she straddle you like a monkey on a stick?

Is she animated when you're at it?

Thrashing about a lot

Or motionless like a resuscitation doll

Maybe you have her with trembling knees against a wall?

Mounting her roughly from behind

What about the wheelbarrow?

Have you tried that position?

Maybe bondage or spanking is your thing?

Do you play two way family favorites?

Kissing the inside of her milky white thigh

Before drinking from the velvet cup

Does she enjoy performing orally?

Is her behavior quite low, morally

Base and sluttish

Or is she prim and proper

Prudish about being rude-ish

Maybe it's not what you do but who you do it with

Vampish or tarty, dumb or smarty

Clear complexioned or spotty

Level headed or dotty

Intelligently spectacled

Scantily clad in edibles

What about role playing and dressing up

Does she wear uniforms of cotton or serge?

And do you dress as a centurion

Or a gladiator

Do you play doctors and nurses?

Or vicars and tarts Master and slave

Butler and parlor maid

Teacher and pupil

Acting out fantasies of filth

Do you do it wearing a hat?

In German helmet and jack boots

Cross dressing perhaps

In a pencil skirt or floral dress

Leather goods or latex or pace

What about toys or sexual aids

No let's not go there

What about swinging do you fancy that?

Arriving in a Porsche and going home in a Passat

Does she need to be of a certain physical type?

To be of the right dimensions?

Or proportions

Tall and pencil thin

Or perhaps pear shaped or round

An hour glass figure

Or a stick thin anorexic

A particular color eyes

Hair, long, short or none at all

Blonde, brunette or red

Body piercing?

A turn on? Or turn off?

Tattoo's like wise

Do you like your beaver wild or tamed?

Does a Brazilian look too much like you need a swipe card?

And if it looks like Adolph Hitler's moustache do you care

When her breasts are released are they like airbags deploying

Or are they small and pert just enough for toying

Are you fussy about her appearance?

Or is a pulse all she needs

Perhaps you're not even that fussy

Is she noisy when you're on the nest?

Perhaps that's what you like the best

Once she's warmed up do you make her bellow?

So you have to turn her over and make her bite the pillow?

What about location does it matter where it's done

Do you like it to be a public place?

When she's sitting on your face

Do you like it al fresco in the woods or maybe the park

Or does a dog sniffing your bum put you off your stroke

At someone's party under a pile of coats

At the cinema or theatre

Out back in a dark alley way

In the car? We've all done it there

All around the house in the bathroom and on the stair

Well you can do it in the hall or on the kitchen table

Even on the toilet if she doesn't care

It doesn't matter what you do to ring each others bell

Or where you ring it bloody hell

Just as long as all party's are willing and able

That's the best thing of all and the most important

And the most exiting when she tells you yes