the black pearl is out at sea but its not captain thomas that is captain of the ship tonight its been takin over by fish men bonns is tied to the mast cos the crew are horny and bonns is not playing she just wants alan but he to busy trying to put pics on the screen padds would like to save her but his boy racer car is not amphibious and would sinkm like a flash never to b seen again. so what can b done to save bonns, newbee is keping quite she feels that the compition is of her now and thomas is hers but thimas cant tell hr he has no condoms left thanks to alan making balloon puppets so with that the plot takes a new turn and the peeps dont have a clue how to follow this 1 will bonns get saved will bewbee get her evil way with thom will paddds b brave enough to rescue bonns dont know these are the questions that have to b answered its up to the next peeps to come on to start the ball rolling and save the beautiful bonns
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bonnyclyde
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 66
Straight Male, 68
0 km · Wexford
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with the oxford dictionary :-? clyde and alan set about geting the rest of the :therethere
eeps focast on the game but padds just wanted to :karaoke:the night away while newbee played her :violin: it was not going good clyde shouts lads if ya done go along with the games ill:sparring:with ya,s that got their attention we set about doing a word game first but padds fell:yawn:and newbeeto get 
from the van it was a lost cause so every thing came to a hear and clyde ran off......
eeps focast on the game but padds just wanted to :karaoke:the night away while newbee played her :violin: it was not going good clyde shouts lads if ya done go along with the games ill:sparring:with ya,s that got their attention we set about doing a word game first but padds fell:yawn:and newbeeto get from the van it was a lost cause so every thing came to a hear and clyde ran off...... lance was troubled we all knew that bomber told him that the sea shell can been away form home so long new he was starting to lose it but could,nt do anything bout it. newbee and padds where at the van buying up all the black pudding to have an orgy. alan and clyde felt that they had to do some thing before the whole island was full of mad swingers that would b a disaster. one of the unopened box,s that thomasbiglad left before he laft the island wes still hare so the lads decided to open it and low and behold in the box was the answer clyde and alan needed it was..........
but clyde was mad the padds had been in his medal dox and nicked them so he sent in the bonns but she got bistracted and ended up in dublin and went shopping for a pressie for dubscplmg who birthday was on the weekend comming up and while there she saw alan ball shopping for a new..................................
it was padds kind of party lots of men with BIG desides its time to got off the island he grabs bewbee and runs to the boat that the milkman the gardener and the not so pregnant man left on the shore. they put to sea with that bewbee shouts clyde we only have 3 condoms left here and me bottle of colour dark brown number 6 is on my dressing table on the island clyde thinks the sun has got to bewbee cos he never sen a dressing table on the island feck clyde says we caqnt go back there cos its getting out of.........
clyde recovers gharges at padds to sock him but padds turns round drops his pants bends over and says clyde come and get skids to a halt about turns and legs fook that padds im is pmsl bomber is well bomber is sitting in the sand with a bucket on his head and slapping a sand castle with his spade. with that another boats comes to the shore ffs its the gardener the milk man superhero and the not so pregnant man now. padds says its like the never ending story here what will b next..........,.
clyde is now sitting on a big rock no not a cock a rock cos him been the smarter 1 of em all thinks how the fook alan ball is selling animal baloon condoms to tourests when we anr marooned on a feckin island thats clydes problem he thinks too mush bout these things. with that clyde takes out his remote controll and shoots bb pellets at padds cos he is bent over bomber and with a ring like that it makes a fine target. airforce1 has a remote controll plane and dive bombs clydes tank a fight errupts and the peace on the island is lost padds sides with bomber and lance clyde has bonns and bewbee on his side the condoms are filled with water and the fun begins captain thomas gets pop corn out of the van and sits on a rock to direct the.......
padds shouts to captain thomas big lad DO U HAVE ANY SPARE CONDOMS WE CANT KEEP WASHING THESE 1,S. with that captain thomas like captain fish fingers throws down to the peeps here have 50 on me ive lots. padds schots woooohoooooooo bomber in behind the rocks in screams thomas have ya any hair colour please dark brown number 6 thomas shouts down to newbee feck off what u think this ship is a tesco ship shop newbee says under her breath you......
newbee shouts padds dont shoot the bird by the way padds asks clyde where did ya get the gun padds says in the tesco,s van same place newbee got her hair colour. but in the distance we all could hear a rumble of a plane was it a plane we wondered padds shouts there over there we all looked and it was it was airforce1 as it got closer we could see something hinging from a rope it was shiny yes it was its titan with his hero badge on his chest he reached out his long strong arm and with that he had newbee in his arms leaving the rest of us standing on the beach with our mouths wide open clyde shouts padds give me that feckin gun im going to.............
clyde new nothing of the boys in the life raft he was too busy at the bow of the ship with bewbee he held her torso while she sang the song on the titanic ship film ( cant remember the name of the film) with that bewbee shouts ice berg feck clyde roots for his glass,s to see the feckin ice berg ooooooooo emmmm ice berg clyde runs to the vending machine puts in his euros and get 2 ice bergs bewbee loves HB ice they eat thrie ice bergs as they walk back to thrie cabin but clyde cant wait he grabs bewbee for a snog beside the davit hits off the lever feck the davit starts to move and the life boat starts to lower in to the ocean and lance were to busy with each other to notice the boat lowering. the lever is stuck and clyde cant get to the reverce position the boat still lowering with that 1 of the wires on the davit snaps and the boat come crashing down on the water with that thier was a scream form the life boat ya fooker that........
indeed titans island was the only place on earth the Clyde could keep it hard. even bewbees hard nipples took on a new meaning there suzie was so jealous of them she been the wicket queen of nipplelandia an thought to her self if she got rid of bewbee padds clyde and bomber would only have eyes for her. she made 1 mistake never did she know that watching her was titan hiding on a ledge just above her titan shouted suzie thats a kicking offence he puts on his size 13 hob nail boot to .....................
lads bonny clyde here what i intend doing is running a swing weekend to france in september. it will b 2 nights on board (swinging) and 8 hours on land if ya can stand for vino shopping. if i get enough peps interested in going ill get cracking on prices and dates. e amail me on s4i and give ur peep name so i can return the e to ya. what will b neded is a car and 2 peps per car no point having 4 in the car cos ya will need rom for the vino haahaha
clyde and the lovely bonns xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
padds and clyde was playing with the knicker elastic stretching it to its last padds with his sticky fingers had a god grip on it but clyde who just had fish and chips from macarri.s let the knicker elastic go and it went like a shot accross the room hitting titan in the eye titan shouts fook thank god its not me workin eye that would have been............
for every present that was opened bonns and bewbee had to take off an item of clothign it wa,nt long before the 2 ladys where undressed. padds and clyde stered at the naked ladys and felt that 1 last present was needed. together the 2 boys jumped into padds boy racer car and sped to the nearest????????????????..................
bonns jumumped in and helped shaggs and clyde was lying in waiting watching and waiting with his big screw driver padds says i will help he had an even bigger screwdriver but bonns and shaggs they did not need any help so the lads looked on and there mouths wide open they never seen anything like the .................
to ask cilla are we goig to play blind date. cilla says no not with u clyde padds mr m and gazsly are on the panal and up against newbee clyde sucks his tumb and sulks for a bit then he desides that he can live with that cos the weekend is 2 nights in padds nest in is chuffed that sheis up against 3 fine hunks,but unknown to padds newbee has him on her mind 24/7 cos he woes money to her thatshe lent him to get his shoping in tesco,s so he could get the clubpoints. she wanted revenge a plan in her mind she set bout the evil plot to.......
what the feck bomber121 has landed and airforce1 is on the approach every 1 scatters for cover the milkman and the gardiner end up in the same trench the pregnent man runs with padds for the ladys loo. it goes quite no 1 knowing what will happen next with that bombers bomb doors open padds cant b helped now he is crying like a baby the fireman puts a hose to padds eyes cos the hydrent is broke what will happen its all quite from bombers bomb doors with that a little ladder fall from the doors and the most beautiful pair of legs start to come down from the open doors who is it they all wonder could it be no it can be yes yes padds shouts its...........
to her left leg cos her right leg was wraped round padds you padds did,nt mind legs wrapped round his neck but this was different there was no balls at the end of these legs. bit strange for padds but as hes says this is for things was on padds mind at that moment tho he could not get his mind of the gardiner with the big big plumb balls the pregnant man and the milkman wishing he was there in their arms and making!!!!!!
it was all to much for captain birds eye he ran down the board walk dived off the prominard not realising the tide was out. there was a loud bang his head was stuck in the sand his fish tale exposed for all to see a little girl holding her mammy,s hand look down and shouted mammy what is .....
he stared as they rolled around kissing, feeling, rubbing each other. he wanted to join them but because of the size of his fish tail he decided to leave his sixties swim trunks on and cried out i want my mammy. the girls looked at him felt sorry for the poor wretch held out their hands to him and said if u want to!!!!!you can....
