this was going to b a hard job to pull off ( down padds down) the alarm system was like a fortress. and then u had the untouchables a ruthless bouch of cops led by sean connory aka lance. babe not a lover of cops just wanted to bash seans balls with his bat. clyde knew that babe was going to b a problem,and told kissing kate to keep an eye on him..........
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bonnyclyde
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 66
Straight Male, 68
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bonny and clyde got out of the bullet holed car holding their tommy guns high firing a burst tolet people know how was running the show turned to newbie aka kissing kate and said fook it its not our car lol. the next car pulled up the door opened and a pair of feet hit the floor a pair of shining sprats pollished to the hilt. yes it was baby face nelson aka thomas big lad hi ya smucks who called the meet he said whats going down(newbie mind bubble wish my knickers where coming down for him mmmm) another car pulls up his tommy gun was bigger than clydes but clyde did,nt mind cos only 1 man could carry a gun like that it was alan ball aka alcapone the man. the gang walked over to the table where kissing kate was throw their guns down on the table and take a seat. kissing kate says that their are 2 more gang members to come. with that a third car comes into the warehouse it was a pink cadilac with a new N.C.T test badge on it. out gets the man a big fella yeilding a base ball bat it was babe ruth aka padds. clyde stands up and ask,s kissing kate y have u got him on board he is not a crook? no says kissing kate but he knows how to kick balls. the 4th and last car pulls into the warehouse it was a mark 4 model t 4 it could only b the 1 and only pretty boy floyed aka swing2wex. with every 1 round the table kissing kate lays down her plan its to b the biggest hoist america has ev er seen. they are going to steal the....
as bonny and clyde lay on the bed looking at the plank full of big men thingys. wondered if it could b put to new use,s but lance had a point was it safe to play with planks. ther was a new gun slinger in town a man to b reckoned with he carried a magnum (welcome 
swing2wex) and newbie was just mad bout magnums. his lovely side kick mrs swing2wex also had pionts that drove men wild the compitition is hotting up for newbie to pick her man. every thing from a magnum to a 38 was on show. bonns decided to help newbie out jumped out of the bed ran to newbie and said think we wil have to do the bj job on em. the men got themselves ready :wank:for the test that was comming and...............
swing2wex) and newbie was just mad bout magnums. his lovely side kick mrs swing2wex also had pionts that drove men wild the compitition is hotting up for newbie to pick her man. every thing from a magnum to a 38 was on show. bonns decided to help newbie out jumped out of the bed ran to newbie and said think we wil have to do the bj job on em. the men got themselves ready :wank:for the test that was comming and............... the 4 men emerged from the hay barn all lookin smashing all squeeky clean hair combed cept padds he was bald but his side burns where lookin good the brill cream was thick to say the least and fly,s were dropping round them cos the underarm lotion was toxic. corporal jones aka clyde well he was just a corporal, captain mannering aka padds well he was just a captain. admerial thomasbiglad well he looked dashing not a hair out of place he could b in the running for the so wanted date with bonns and newbie,but coming out last was alan ball alan dressed like a lord polished shoes knicker bockers creased and the trap door for peeing got the girls all hot and sticky emmmmm bonns says to newbie what ya think of this guy. newbie could not answer the cat got her tongue she was in love, bonns seen this and got a little jealous but she decided that a mear corporal would b the man for her his smile made her weak at the knees even with his front tooth missing she could see that he was a real man and had what it took to please a lady. but not all was lost for padds aka captain mannering lemrac was waiting for him in the side lines just padds had to find her himself and not b led by the girls up stairs who where planning a ........
Bonns loved a man in uniform she and newbie were in the bedroom getting dressed watching out the window at the darn wondering who was going to take them to the hay shead was it jonboy padds clyde thomasbiglad who won in the poker the two ladys needed a seeing to a real good seen to so who will it be................................
with that the doors of the saloon burst open standing 6ft 4in was the sheriff all mustle and brawn smokin a 5 cent cigar. eastwood knew not to mess with wayne he seen him in action before and knew that his 45 was no match for waynes pump action gun. eastwood put his gun back in his pants cos he had no holster, sheriff they jerked off my mule and slagged off my woman newbie oakley no 1 and i mean no 1 jerks off my mule and lives. newbie oakley sees stars in her eyes while perving the sheriff wayne her legs buckling at the knees wishing she could have a nite with let me buy u a drink says eastwood knowing to well that when drunk for a few dollors more he can have clyde whops sorry wayne in his pants whops again meant to say pocket. wayne all 6ft 4 in walks to the bar, barman sasperella pls every 1 in the bar starts laughing at the thought of the sheriff drinking kids drinks but there was a reason for that he knew that eastwood was slick and needed his wits about him. because eastwood had a name haunting him when he was dirty harry, eastwood what brings u to my town.......
grissom ponders his work of art thinking about the crime in hand why was the pink knickers left at the 2 sceens why was alan ball not around much why was padds weak at the knees about burgers why was lance in a panic this was all going around grissoms head multi taskin at its best. then in a flash the penny drops he has the answer. on his way back to the lab grissom is feeling unwell he stops the car calls for help but by the time help gets to him he is in a coma is it swine flu dunno is it from chemicals he used in the lab dunno. all this will have to be revealed when grissom wakes from his mysterious sleep????? tension is mounting in the lab before grissom fell into the coma he told sara the answer to the mystry will sara tell or will she.......
aaahhhhhh ffs lance here i am aka grissom standing beside a chopped up body blood everywhere guts all over the place, and u want me to check padds ass for flies what ya trying to do put me off me burger i paid 2 dollers for me burger and nothing will stop me eating it. ill check padds ass back at the lab we need hygene conditions for that. but ur right it does need way to get back to the story. feck me lost now hahaha.......
padds not fugly me thinks him is cute emmmmm. but the csi team are hard at work trying to put together the clues laft behind by the evil killer while eating their mcdonalds burgers dubcplmg takes the thingy out of mr whats its gob and say to grissom sir its been licked clean wont get anything off grissom says this will make things harder padds sniggers and says it was hard(once)sgt brass who at this time was suckin hard on his milk shake, was laughing at padds putting the thingy thing in the evidence bag he was makin a right cockup and balls of it. padds, shouts sgt brass put the wide end in first ya turns round red faced and starts crying sgt brass u upset me look what u made me do,crissom turns to padds and says i know its ur first job but there will b more for ya and..............
it was,nt the eyes kirks crew was looking at it was there willies could they or could,nt they keep it up for any lenth of time the cargo hold was full of viagra. this was a give away that they could,nt scotty beam up the klingon viagra stash that will keep them to ransom and secure the release of any star ship crew they might have. make it so scotty with that in a flash the entire stash of klingon viagra was on board. the star ship went in to a speed wobble with the weight of the blue gold. mr zulu keep it steady, i am captain the ship was not built to hold so much viagra. captain was mad not what wil he do when sidekick cutie wants her bit. cos thats all he has now is a while back in alans ballroom the party is in full swing, piggy,bonns,lemrac,newbie where in a corner having a drink looking at alans butt as all girls do emmmmmmmm would i love to says newbie but not long after the baby she cant so bonns gets up and asks alan for......
kirk is worried he sits on his captains chair with his hands on his face thinking what am i going to do, my hair piece is a hand me down from steeve magarret (hawaii 50) my psycho officer is shagging a robot that thinks like padds built in cpell checker an all my sacurity office keeps getting his protons eaten up by dick en ary,s and spock is some where between here and deep space 9 what else can go wrong??? and this is only day 2 in chaptor 1. drastic measures have to b how how can i get the officers to pull the line a pay rise no the money is gone keaneo made sure of that. aaaahhhhhh i know computer............
their willie bits ur right newbie the plot was lost peeps where all over the place. padds was lost with his ridenair plane does he not know we can b charged baggage for that and the budget is smal as it is cos mr captain keaneo spent it all on gifts on mrs cutie. the star ship came up to the docking station for supplys newbie was left in charge of the stocking up, kirk told her to make sure there was ample amounts of condoms on board cos it was going to get messy in chaptor 12. mr zulu(thomas) got that (thomas)yea the slanty eyed git the stears the feckin star ship. he wanted lots and lots of lipsol just in (padds) wanted butt pluggers no 1 knows y but he got them, alan spock ball kirks right hand man just wants peace and a directors chair. there was an order for 100 blow up sheep but as far as we know stud was not on this trip so that was scratched. just 1 last thing to b loaded before we get under way a ducky pond for padds for washing his little bits in the mornings. kirk to scotty have ya beamed all the crew on board I captain 500 hundred swingers as ordered 400 lady,s and 200 men. emmmm kirk thinks to him self where did i get this crew form this is going to b 1 of my best adventures yet and 5 years to do it. zulu reverse speed take us out of the docking station and dont scratch the paint work admin just spent a fortune on it. set a course for cockalon warp speed, make it so........il say it again i love that make it so mmmmmmmm
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with that the star ship comes to a halt. alan spock ball puts the ship on impulse speed just out side the earths orbit. perving the landscape for a good place to land. captain who now at this stage realizes he has the wrong ship for the job he decides to go to alderan to buy a space pod. but been a tight assed git like padds he buys a dodgem car of duffy,s circus but fookit it has just enough room for himself and cutie. he knows now that he cant take prisoners cos his dodgem is small but he has read the script and knows that in chaptor 12 he gets the chance to steal a battle star owned by the cockalonians.
hay padds what ever ur on gis 1 
with that the star ship comes to a halt. alan spock ball puts the ship on impulse speed just out side the earths orbit. perving the landscape for a good place to land. captain who now at this stage realizes he has the wrong ship for the job he decides to go to alderan to buy a space pod. but been a tight ass like padds he buys a dodgem car of duffy,s circus but fookit it has just enough room for himself and cutie. he knows now that he cant take prisoners cos his dodgem is small but he has read the script and knows that in chaptor 12 he gets the chance to steal a battle star owned by the cockalonians.
newbie was so into the script padds with his knuckles rapped he let the water out of his sink and desides to go with the flo i knew once i mentioned money he he would toe the line. newbie was right the lycra suits could b a prob for peeing and having a number 1 goldenknicks supply of g strings would run out in no time it was time to call in wardrobe. dora we need quick access in the lycra suits can ya do someting about dora sets about work. newbie was still laughing at kirk and scotty throwing shapes trying to get into the suits but little did she realise kirk and scotty was having their won little giggle newbies left ear was crucket real funny. wardbobe was going to b busy for most of chaptor 1 by the looks of it, and u guessed it time is........
pisssssssssssssssssst padds where the fook are ya going to have a swim here ur in space now ur surpost to want to go to the engin room with spock or sommit for a quicky captain kirk alias clyde will do his nut newbie ur a falkin who wants a folkin ride captain keaneo is now the clingon ffs so come on padds get with it feck wasting time swimming around in a ducky pond films cost money i want u as bones ahhahahahah so ya can fix me willie when newbie sucks it to hard in chaptor 15
clydes typing took so long that 4 peeps got in before him he should have been where bewbee is with the banjo bit but not to worrie alan balls pic just came through and clyde wonders who the fook is the guy in the condom knickers was it padds from the back dunno could b bongo but he is not in the script so who is it. does,nt matter alan take this story through the matrix to start all over again the girls are saved the evil captain keaneo is up to his knackers in water cutie has come over to the side of the super hero,s padds is riding a horse with clyde mr and mrs h is doing a nude seen for the captains table to b released in time for christmas, in the next matrix clyde is captain kirk of the uss enterprise with duty free shop and all beem us up alan the adventure begins
playing his banjo and giving orders to his bunch of hunky sailors all mustle and sun tanned newbee kept falling over her tongue bonns not to far behind her trying not to spil her drink. padds was all over the place trying to get a beter look at them big sailors newbee says them 6 on the left quator deck are mine padds. padds takes out his telescope holds it in the upright direction and shouts to the big sailors who wants this. newbee looks up at padds and says to her self not on ur life padds them is mine mine i tell ya. captain keaneo is shaking in his wellies and screams to his loyal cutie,CUTIE what the fook will we do now look at the size of it its huge cutie look at the big ship and sees them big tanned sailors and shouts back at captain fook this ur on ur own newbee bonns wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, as the big ship gets closer the girls of s4i can see its the boys come to rescue them clyde thomasbiglad alan bomber dera and airforce all in them pretty uniforms and them big guns. whit that 4 shots from the big guns on the starboard side rings out and his the jolly rogger right in the kisser. she starts to keel to the port side. padds is scared he sees his life flash before him, with that he hears that lovely voice of clydes singing, DO U THINK THAT ID LEAVE U CRYING WHEN THERES ROOM ON ME HORSE FOR 2, clyde grabs padds by the ......
while all the ladys and boys on swing4ireland where busy going through goldinknicks g strings, lord clyde was at it again. he had indeed got padds new sony fone but for a reason he wanted to call twinkle toes alan to rush through the time tunnell a battalion of tanks and boat hunters to hunt down and sink the jolly rodger once and for all so never again will the ladys of s4i have to worrie bout been held as slaves. alan quickly pushed all the right buttons and low and behold not only did he transport 1 batttalion but 2 with all this fire power lord clyde could chase down the pirate ship and send it to the bottom but will lord clyde give captain keano and the lovely cutie that was under his spell a chance to redeem them selves and become....
bring on the big guns the little 1,s are no good hehehehhe
bring on the big guns the little 1,s are no good hehehehhe
while all the ladys and boys on swing4ireland where busy going through goldinknicks g strings, lord clyde was at it again. he had indeed got padds new sony fone but for a reason he wanted to call twinkle toes alan to rush through the time tunnell a battalion of tanks and boat hunters to hunt down and sink the jolly rodger once and for all so never again will the ladys of s4i have to worrie bout been held as slaves. alan quickly pushed all the right buttons and low and behold not only did he transport 1 batttalion but 2 with all this fire power lord clyde could chase down the pirate ship and send it to the bottom but will lord clyde give captain keano and the lovely cutie that was under his spell a chance to redeem them selves and become....
lord clyde always has a plan the castle seabreeze was impregnable it was well protected by the amazon wemon all well stocked with the stuff that any horny man could not resist. but just in case clyde fitted bewbee and lady bonns with the latest mk 5 chastity belts it was a multi lockin combo divice with anti picking locks. captain thomasbiglad and his man servent arrived late that night too tired to get it up never mind captain thomasbiglads had his own secret weapon he had lemrac tied up in the boot of his carrage(padds will u correct me on that please did them caggages have boots on em) lord clyde who loved all lady peeps decided to call a truce with the evil captain and to make lemrac,s release first lord clyde had a play in his mind he knew the captain and the man servent was tired and where not thinking to well so with that lord clyde began to...............................................
Thank you Alan as a host who has held parties it is nice for people to the let the host to know in adavance that they cant come so that they can ask others to the party as there is a lot of people who would like to go but due to numbers you cant invite all to the parties so it would give other people on site a chance to go thanks again ALAN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX BONNYCLYDE THOMASBIGLAD DUBSCPLMG
who was this man in the full lenght black rain coat was he the 1, the orical (avalon) new the answer but tells no 1 nothin cos she not a kiss and tell type of girl. was padds realy theo??? i know i know he is white but he could have had a micheal jackson job done we dont bons salfly in the arms of padds they set about making contact with the peeps on titan peep island. by the way where did the kids come from clyde thinking to hard again was it the kids from the sound of music sent there to do our ears in with doe a dear my female dear!!! whatever they where here now and had to b put into the script more work for padds. as evening set on the island......
