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bonkinbabe
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
0 km · Westmeath
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:-? What do you call your your bits?
:-o Have you a pet name for your boobs?
:wank: Does your dick have a name?
Is pussy an acceptable name for your vagina, lol :censored:
please state if your male or female as not to confuse me, lol,
Just for fun because im bored lol:bounce::bounce::censored::bounce::bounce:
Just for fun because im bored lol:bounce::bounce::censored::bounce::bounce: 
My first Kiss was with a boy, when I was seven,
I did it for a packet of Tic Tacs, lol
We are still friends,:kiss:
Im in the mood for dancing
The Nolan Sisters:bounce:Heres a few for you Donna, LOL
Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
How can you hear yourself think?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What's a question with no answer called?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Can you cry under water?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?:laughabove:
The Killing Moon..Echo and The Bunnymen
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blue tack does the job lol
wont bore ye all with the details
pmsl