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bonkinbabe
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
0 km · Westmeath
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were you expecting something rude?
How do you eat your cadburys cream egg,:bounce:
Best answer wins....errrrrr a cream egg, lol
1, place between someones legs ,
2, bite off the top and swallow,
3, slowly lick the cream from the egg, yummy
failing that, id eat mine from a muck covered boot,
ohhhh id do anything for chocolate.
How do you eat your cadburys cream egg,:bounce:
Best answer wins....errrrrr a cream egg, lol
1, place between someones legs ,
2, bite off the top and swallow,
3, slowly lick the cream from the egg, yummy
failing that, id eat mine from a muck covered boot,
ohhhh id do anything for chocolate. I was giving up chocolate
but had 2 creame eggs for breakfast,oops
makes a change from kippers and ryvita
(see problem page)lol
Lent isnt just about giving up things, but also doing things to better ourselves and others around us,
I've decided to bonk my way through Lent and loose a few pounds,
I cant wait for easter when I can get the ultimate prize, that is the humongous kg cadbury, creame de la creame egg only 10,000 calories,drool :clap:
:rose: get well soon Addies, we miss you,
its amazing what the Doctors can do nowadays
put you in a blender and hey presto,
All better,
If ya dont need the botox anymore,
can i have it , please,
Dora, your doing a grand job there, providing a valuble service to the community
kippers and ryvita for all, yummy
:worship::worship::crazy::crazy::upset::upset::upset:
We are all going to miss you ,
the greatest loss this site has ever had
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Down my way (the arsehole of nowhere)these words are still in use
Wireless = radio. The term must be at least 70 years old and I don't know of any such apparatus without wires!
Box = Television. "What's on the box tonight"? = Do you know if there is anything worth watching on the TV?
"Chief cook and bottle washer" = A label to bellitle someone who thinks they are more important than they are!
"Nod off" = to fall asleep, frequently at a time other than bedtime
"Bunch of messers" = group of people who are interfering with something in the name of fun! It is usually good-natured and not malicious. The "Messers' are typically making a mess, having interaction with somebody or something.
Flick = film, movie (flicks = cinema, movie theatre)
Flutter = bet, gamble with bookmaker/bookies
Hooley = a party or celebration, usually with drink taken! It frequently features entertainment, typically music and dancing.
Plug = element that fits a socket (usually electrical) OR a shameless advertisement, frrequently informal or verbal (such as an announcement at an event for a forthcoming event)
Windscreen = windshield
Chip = piece of fried potato, small stone, small element removed from a larger section. See other uses of chip here. NEW
Readies = cash NEW
Sprog = child
Slag = to mock someone, not a woman of ill repute!
Windy = scared (as well as when the isobars become closer on the weather chart)
Shagged = tired, knackered
Devil's buttermilk = Guinness. An allusion to the power of alcohol over the (Christian) soul.
Rigmarole = complicated sequence of events
Mongrel = crossbred dog
Pearer = pencil sharpener
who was the recipent of your last kiss?
MY puppies, lol
one step beyond... Madness
happy talk