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Titan79
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 km · Offaly
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Sex God
Load of viewpoints some valid some not so,
It cuts both ways , sure a lot of guys shoot themselves in the foot at the first hurdle, and in a way its a kind of 'Natural selection' Only the fittest survive the swing lifestyle ( and I mean that in the mental fitness not the physical sense) With single men some of us are destined for great things in the lifestyle, others sadly not, through be it lack of self confidence or clouded judgement to what they really want from swinging, I'm around the site a long time, and the scene itself a bit longer than that and as an avid 'people watcher' can safely say when I see new faces in chat I can suss out pretty quick if theyre here for the marathon of gonna fall to the wayside after the 'sprint' Personally I was a long time here just observing the chat and the dynamics before people got chatting to me and it paid of in reams at the time. In the long term you get out of the site and the scene in general what you put into it, if you make the effort as reverberated in a few previous posts you get out of it,what you put into put no effort put into yourself on here you get feck all!!!
Fail to prepare...prepare to fail.
Mr T
P.s. the 'whisper whingers' are a great gripe of mine, the sites had the 'whisper authentication and Blocking function' for almost a year now and there is no reason for people to make a song and dance about getting them, personally I think its people looking to make an example of others purely to give themselves a sense of importance. Hit the block button or for those that will complain 'But Titan I cant get whispers from my buddies etc then' set them to authorized, its not rocket science.
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Welcome Back Liam, good to see ya back mate!!!
Sex God
...I fecking hate that song, so fancy keeping me occupied instead of having to listen to crap piped hotel Music on My two Nites in Dublin? I am there tonight and Tomorrow ( wednesday) and would love to meet up with someone for a drink and some fun maybe?
Applications to the usual Po Box....eeeek I can hear the fecking thing in me head already ;-)
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Quote by playfull....well Mr Play obviosuly doubled his efforts after that display....bold brat ya play!!!
AT hubs christmas party a few years back...we were kinda at a table with a very boring group so i removed my knickers from under my dress while siting at the table and passed them to hub..wouldnt really recommend it though as i conceived my twins that night :doh:
Er well not sure if it counts but I snuck off with the boss's daughter at a xmas do and erm...did her......
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I thought this was funny.....
When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it.
All men have dicks at least 9 inches long and 3 inches wide.
Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex.
When a man sees a pretty girl, his 9 inch penis immediately becomes rock-hard and she always notices it. When she sees it, she smiles.
All women love to swallow.
Blond goddesses with gigantic breasts and gorgeous bodies are all secretly in love with nerdy computer geeks, and their ambition is to move into the apartment next door to a computer geek.
Men and women always cum at the same time during sex.
Premature ejaculation? Never!
Babysitters are the luckiest people on the face of the earth.
School teachers and college professors are the second luckiest people on the face of the earth.
Women really have the best (or full) orgasms only from phallic intercourse.
When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry.
When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.
Pool boys/gardeners/groundskeepers are the third luckiest people on the face of the earth.
A girl's first date leads to her first kiss before ending with her first fuck.
Every woman, no matter what age, has perfectly trimmed or shaved pubic hair.
People who want sex don't have any obstacles. Parents go out of town for the weekend. When you want a matinee, your opposite number doesn't have a business lunch scheduled. The professor who is offered a sex slave for a passing grade doesn't fear entrapment. Your kid doesn't call for a glass of water. And the phone never rings!
All men can consistently deliver 8-10 thick blasts of semen.
All black guys are extremely well hung.
No one ever smells bad, even after having sex on a cum-soaked mattress for umpteen hours.
All women produce amazing amounts of "juice" that either flows down their legs or drips from their pussy like a leaky faucet. And they never dry out, even after hours of non-stop sex.
All women love pain, causes them to orgasm.
Everbody has a smooth ass. Even men.
Newspaper carriers (both boys and girls) are the fourth luckiest people on the face of the earth.
Any woman can deep throat any man no matter how long he is. Even if that means down the esophagus.
All women in a position of authority have secret desires to be submissive.
Forty-year-old divorced guys have no trouble scoring with large-breasted 18-year-old girls. Forty-year-old divorced women have large-breasted 18-year-old bodies.
Women cum about 20 times from straight missionary fucking.
Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up.
And you still want to perform oral sex in the morning, even though your partner didn't wash his dick or douche after doing anal sex the night before.
Everyone has a perfect body you could break a brick on.
"Everyone says their stories are true, but my story really is true. This is not a story but an actual account of a encounter I had with a gorgeous model who happened to have a spread in Hustler magazine..."
The wife has a secret stash of "toys" the husband has no clue about.
Anal sex requires very little preparation time. Even the first time.
Married men love fantasizing about their wives having sex with other men, and they will jump at the chance to let that fantasy come true.
A woman whose male lover has spurned her will invariably be a by the end of the story.
Who needs condoms?
Young males get hard almost immediately after ejaculation (if they indeed lose erection at all) and are able to perform on multiple women
Any woman described as having a scientific occupation will invariably be occupied with making her breasts larger.
Every sexually transmitted disease and parasite has been eliminated. (Apparently with the same technology that allows women scientists to grow their breasts.)
When magically granted wishes, men will choose, in this order, the following: An 18" dick, the ability to attract women, and one of the following: obscene riches or the ability to grow breasts larger.
Practitioners of Magick have to do it nude.
Always be on the lookout for underage hitchhiking and homeless girls. If you buy them a meal and give them a place to stay for the night, they will reward you with the best sex you've ever had.
A backrub ALWAYS leads to something else.
Vaginas must be lined with asbestos in order to handle all the molten cum poured into them.
If a married man's wife has a sister, the sister will be a bombshell sexpot (more beautiful than his wife) who is just aching for a chance to leap in the sack with him.
Stretch marks don't exist.
Dozens of men worldwide have perfected mind-control devices which allow them to create huge harems.
Anyone caught in the act of masturbation won't stop, but will instead continue to completion.
Coeds never wear bras and panties.
Getting ass on campus is easy...just like it was in high school.
Dorm rooms are huge and perfect for orgies.
The only way to relieve yourself is on another person.
Older men always prefer younger girls, no matter how air-headed they may be. Older women are desirable only to younger, teenaged boys...but fortunately, those older women are more than willing to teach those teenage boys how to do it right.
Public places where sex always happens: In a subway car, limo or cab; stopped at a red light; traffic jam or accident; in a stuck elevator. If done in an alley, prepare to see the girl get gangbanged by the hoodlums who live there.
Parents routinely leave porn tapes and sex toys lying around the house for babysitters and children to find. (They do a better job hiding guns.)
No one ever says "I wish you'd shaved today."
If you have a hangup over a particular sex act, you'll get over it once you try it (no matter how perverted it is).
Cocks pound, drill, impale, and skewer. Pussies suck, clamp, and milk. Are we having sex or shop class?
Videos enhance sex. A sexually conservative wife/girlfriend will immediately become an insatiable slut after watching a hot tape.
Whenever "kinky" sex is mentioned or even hinted at, out come the nipple clamps. As everyone knows, they're sold in little stands on convenience store counters next to Slimjims and cigarette lighters.
When anal sex takes place, every anus and every rectum is absolutely clean and doesn't smell.
If a guy has a female friend who's a stripper, he'll end up backstage doing all her co-workers. If a girl has a male friend who's a stripper, she'll end up backstage getting gangbanged.
Your girlfriend's Mom is a carbon copy of her daughter and she's just as horny.
And your best friend's Mom looks like a sex goddess and hasn't had a good fuck in years.
Any story told with a male first-person narrator will describe any other penii in the story (if mentioned at all) as being "somewhat smaller". Optionally: "...smaller but thicker".
When visiting married friends not seen since high school/college, you must first smoke pot and get a good buzz going before reaming your buddy's wife in the ass while your own spouse wolfs down gallons of your buddy's come like it was diet pop. Flashback mode seems to work best here.
Women love laying there and getting pounded in the same position for hours at a time, especially when taking on three, four, or ten guys in a row.
All women love facials. Really.
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Quote by R47mie
Well the weekend is just round the corner and here's me still chasin the easy lay....I wonder is there really such a thing, should I take a different approach, maybe offer to by a drink or a meal or even offer a ride on my motorbike, you see the thing is I'm not very good in the chatrooms, maybe its my age, I like to see who I'm talkin too, are there many out there like me? if so share a few tips, point me in the right direction and get me started on the way to my easy lay.
** Titan79**I am moving this to the Anything goes thread as it might be more suited there.
First things first ..'easy lay', keep uttering that 'mantra' around these parts and it'll be easier to cure Ireland's debt issues in 12 months than get to meet someone on here.
Despite the premise of the site, you still have to make yourself stand out from the crowd and make the others pale into the shadows. Most are here for the same thing as you .. but they're approach might be less gung ho!
Unfortunately like most things in life nowadays, you need to 'sell yourself',
....sure some of us are not oil paintings in the conventional sense of the word, but anyone that gets meeting from here has some redeeming feature to garner your prospective 'markets' attention.
2. Honesty, faking it soon shows up, that 10 year old pic on the profile, claiming to have a country pile when a box room in clonsilla might be closer to the truth! (that's what hotels are for .....)if your playing away from home on the 'QT' say it, you'd be surprised there are some that don't care for your current relationship status.. but far more value the honesty in admitting so.
the deal, this is the tricky bit, pushiness and a reek of desperation are not an attractive trait and always will end up in you making the other person nervous,
If the person is interested they will make it known to you.
4. Be gracious in defeat, pick yourself up and go back to the drawing board. So many on here crash and burn as they flake out and go nutter on a person when they get a rejection, true its not nice, when you were at school and the kids didn't want to share they re toys with you , you just went and found someone that would. The knowledge that you threw a strop or reacted badly to a rejection can travel like wildfire.
Sorry for the business references, but at the end of the day subconsciously its what we all do, its just our execution of it that differs.
