HI Paul,
I know your frustration, But just a word of advice, having read your profile, using the words 'Ugly' and 'Women' in the same sentence will never come across good, no matter what context you use it in.
I can appreciate what your trying to say but maybe wording it better would help.
As Tippbi said, It can be ardous waiting to meet anyone on here, and thinking a swinging sites going to be a 'quick meet up' Thing is barking up the wrong tree.
The women and couples that do swing despite they're more open outlook to sex and couplings than maybe non scene people, still require to develop a rapport with a person, a sense of trust and secuirity before they commit to taking the first steps to a meet.
If its a thing that people (well single males mainly) havent the patience or perseverance to stick with it they may find it frustrating at times.
Air that I breath
'The hollys'...I think.
...No ones fallen asleep on me, but when I was starting out this swing malarke a few years back, I was with a cpl on a friday and thought I be able for this woman I was meeting on the Saturday, I was hald way through the second bout of 'Passion' when I er...fell asleep on her...mid stroke!!!:doh:...I snapped awake and was feckin Morto, thankfully she was very sound about it and I made it up to her in the morning.
Do you think sexual Fantasies are best left as just fantasies?
...er is this a trick question?..lol Ah i love me crop, great tool.
Have you ever had a same sex experience....and did you like it?
I've always added people I like the profiles of to my favourites. I dont see any problem with it, from the point of view of the people that are added, I think it should be a compliment.
(Side note) Having met Addies a few time I will atest she is a polite demure lady lol....well until...
No havent been, wouldnt be my thing.
Have you ever had a sexual encounter on public transport?
Ah Sure we have charlize now boo...mwhuhahahahahahah she married to stuart townsend and they Live In Dublin i think?
Hmmm was Looking at that Lady Ga Ga, she is like a better looking christina Aguelera (not that Christina isnt a fox), and what a voice, Hmm imagine her hiting the high notes as ya make her cum!!..and any girl that has 'f*ck f*ck f*ck her face, F**ck her Face, she aint got no body' in a song lyric has gotta be up for all sorts.:laughabove:
Bring your Daughter to the slaughter 'The Maiden'
Welcome to swing4ireland jenna
And yet again Frank posts and runs,
If your not making up imaginary acusations of being sensored by Mods on here(forums) your looking for oppertuinities to throw a few kicks into anyone that might have a cheery dispostion to such topics.
looking forward to your next Installment Frank.
Does a BJ count shaven?
'Bill clinton' esq can of worms gonna be opened here:smoke:
Are you a exhibitionist?
MMM Just had the most delicious imaginary sandwich washed down with some phigment of my imagination coffee.
I imagined it was right tasty.
I wish got a fiver for everytime I say this but....THIS IS NOT A FREE SEX, QUICK HOOK UP DROP YER LOAD AND GO, MEET A QUICK FUCK TONIGHT SITE! ITS A FRICKEN SWINGERS SITE, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY OF THESE THREADS THAT ARE OPENED AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE TRY AND REITERATE THIS THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A FEW THAT THINK THIS, But alas as Marie said they normally disapear into the ether after a few weeks.
About a month ago, some people eh?
Whats the strangest muzak you have shagged to?
Delighted, guess who's having sex for breakfast:thrilled:
Only Once, and the lady in question was the person that introduced me to swing 8 years ago (First night we met in a club...didnt find out she was a swinger till a few meets later). But I made sure not to get so drunk our second encounter.
Whats the weirdest sexual act you've been asked to participate in?
Hi Rozza, Glad you've decide to come out of the shadows:welcome:
have a great time.
Welcome johnnylately,
Enjoy the site and I hope you find what you seek.
Welcome to swing4ireland Blackknight,
Hope you have a great time here, Best advice I can give you is get your ass to the chat rooms and dive in from the deep end, loads of good folks to chat with.
...in what context addies?...i've never shagged one, but I have had dinner with one.
What the longest you've gone without any form of sexual gratification, be it sex or self pleasure?
Horny.....I just fecking am!!!! alright.....now move along....:sticky:
I've got stiff fingers as I have arteritis 'Leonard Cohen'
:O
Boo, his name wasn't Phelps by any chance?:undecided:
Nothing, I dont have one.....:taz:
Have you ever had sex In a very small Fiat Car, you know the ones.
'Life' By all round Nutter Bird, 'Desree' ''I'm afraid of the dark,specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news' ......er WTF?
I'd love to know what meds her doctor had her on when she wrote that 'Gem'
