..The good ship swing was indeed a fine Craft and with Mrs Horny s fine figure as the maidenhead they weren't going to steer into too choppy waters, the motley crew scrubbed the deck as it was covered with strange fluids from the night before s activities and Mrs Horny swore it was coconut milk...we all believed her though thousands wouldn't. That aside the cruise was quiet pleasurable, But as they looked on the horizon ahead they noticed the dark Looming foprm of the Battle cruiser from 4-5 posts up that was making for theyre directing, Mrs Horny shouted 'all hands on Deck' Declan was not amused when he was groped by anyone withing grasping distance of him....;this was getting interesting!!!!!!
Hi Heat,
Fellow Galwegian here.
Firstly I am not surprised your plan flopped, suggesting a meet in a sauna of a public pool of all places is not going to get anyone interested unless they be terribly deviant types, I suggest that you go for a social meet first and then maybe get some names and once people have had a social meet theyre may be some fun meets out of it.
I am hoping to plan something soon and I will Keep you posted.
Yes Live4life is no Longer In our Midst, rumours were she gave up the debauchery of swing and has moved to outer mongolia to coach a Team of oil covered Midget wrestlers. She'll be sorely missed but I think the Chinese spotted her Potential, her stringent work out regieme, strict personal discipline, ability to keep lads on theyre toes and copious use of the 'superspin'technique they decided she was the lady to get the Team fighting fit for london 2012...we may just see her again sooner than you think..:grin:
Thats it slightly!!!! I am never eating super Noodles again.
This Must be the new anti Bukkake Noodle Bib.:grin::grin::grin::grin:
Lol the last 4 posts are so silly they gave me a great laugh thanks Newbie xx and Padds I needed that.
I'd Love to participate in this discussion but the original post makes no sense.
A blowjob is a blowjob, but then there are crap ones and good ones.
.....( In camp over the top voice' ...Youve won a weekend in The Isle of man, the cats with no Tails, tax evasion, you have all this to look forward and more.....on you'r Blind shag date'. Just then cilla removed her false teeth and offered a BJ to the first cock that made a better offer.
I just love boobies all shapes and sizes, I think its a thing we are drawn to boobies as they remind us of good times lol.
...Ok what the hell was granny doing sucking on an egg the first day?...same question goes for the guy that discovered you drink cows milk...what the feck was he doing with his mouth there???
..No One asked me to no fricken BBq:undecided:
I have Only established people I have met in person. If I have a bit of fun with them I might comment but i dont go into any great detail. What goes on behind closed doors etc.
I found this piece in the swinging guide section on here and thought it was a very apt piece to answer some of the 'why cant I get a shag on this site' Question posed by so many singlemales.
There are several reasons why single men are looked down on. Often, they do not know how to behave themselves. They come in with an attitude that swinging is really cool because they don't have to put out any effort to score. The women will just throw themselves at them, and they can get some easy no effort sex, something they can not get normally. Many women feel that if a man can't even get one woman, he does not belong in a swing situation with the possibility of having sex with many women. The key here is the attitude of the male. Swinging is not about free and easy sex for men too lazy to make any serious effort. The few single men in the lifestyle typically have to work even harder than couples.
The biggest problem with single men at parties and especially on-premise parties is a simple numbers game. The more single men you have, the fewer available women there will be. Since most women in the lifestyle are bi, single women are welcomed since women can go off in threesomes or in other combinations where everyone is sexually involved. If there are a couple of extra women left by themselves they can always go off together. Since bisexuality is not all that acceptable for men, if there are a couple of men left over after everyone is paired off, they are not going off together for sex.
To most of us in the "lifestyle", swinging is not only physical, but philosophical. Swinging is sharing. Sharing is two-sided and single guys tend to be takers and not givers. We know that's a generalization, but from past experience here are some problems we have seen. Single guys seem to be self-centered (IE, What's in it for me?). They tend to be rushed (IE. Hi. Let's fuck.) There is a real problem with single males becoming too attached and clingy (IE. Falling in love with the lady). Single guys are viewed as being a greater health risk. Now all that is not to say that a single males can't be successful finding couples. It happens all the time, but you must realize that swinging is still a couples game
:beer::evil2::wave2::smoke::doggy:.....in whatever order you like sweets...but above all have a great day folks and best wishes:giggle:
...we gotta stop meeting like this people will talk:sticky:
Ah I'll Give you a rest this time:smoke:
Goldenknicks carrying a Manequin, which she decided to stick out the plane hatch legs first, shoving and heaving she finally got them out ( the legs that is) strolling towards padds with Manequin under her arm and a smile on her face she asked that question, to surpass all questions.....
well Holy Glod as the Arabian version of Miley Byrne would say.( Glenroe reference for anyone under 25)
Titan79
I even think some in the rooms Mid shag stopped as they thought it was the begining of the apocolipse....lest to say Robbie Williams sinatra themed album wasnt called 'Sing when yer swinging'
As for My Favourite song of all time?
Has to be 'Don't stop me now' By Queen.